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Keep calm and…comenteeeeezi!?<\/p>\n

M-am chinuit 3 ore sa scriu o mizerie de bucata de cod de jumatate de ora . Ca Manole. Lucrez printr-o mizerie de Citrix, cand sa dau save pierdeam conexiunea la internetul vietii – sa mor de nu imi \u00a0vine sa imi montez o antena de aia de \u00a0cautat extraterestri \u00a0– si se ducea dracu conexiunea mea la sistemul vietii, pula cod si de la cap.<\/p>\n

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Rabdarea mea este “proverbiala” NOT , ca la olteni, adica. Am zis o data , a doua oara sunt cu cutitul la gat.<\/p>\n

Bag picioarele in el de ABAP scriu in \u00a0notepad, ma. Scrisei codul , mai aveamsa ii dau paste si compile.<\/p>\n

Cu planul in cap plecai sa le arat apusul la copii si la nevasta si sa golesc stiva de injurii de la Sf. Vasile pana la \u00a0Stefan ( cred ca ala e ultimul).<\/p>\n

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No, vazui apusul ma intorsei iute si gasi laptopul blocat dincolo de punctul in care mai scoti ceva din el cu CTRL+ALT+DEL si inchis aplicatii. Adica inchisei eu, dar se misca ca o ascutitoare. Il injurai si pe Bill Gates cu toate neamurile lui de handicapati si reporni sistemul sa o iau de la cap.<\/p>\n

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Moment in care imi adusei aminte ca Notepad++ salveaza singur.<\/p>\n

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Keep calm and…comenteeeeezi!? M-am chinuit 3 ore sa scriu o mizerie de bucata de cod de jumatate de ora . Ca Manole. Lucrez printr-o mizerie…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6961,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,1178,571],"tags":[235,1473,1474],"class_list":["post-6955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-la-tara","category-life-log","tag-abap","tag-apus","tag-programare"],"views":1732,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/code.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-nevroza","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6960,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6955\/revisions\/6960"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}