{"id":7041,"date":"2016-11-11T06:52:23","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T04:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7041"},"modified":"2016-11-11T07:04:52","modified_gmt":"2016-11-11T05:04:52","slug":"daca-te-duci-la-whisky-fest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7041","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103 te duci la whisky fest"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ia aminte bine, pacatosule, nu am zis s\u0103 te duci. Am zis DACA!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a. Mie nu \u00eemi place whisky-ul. Cam nu prea. Dar mai beau. La fel ca Cristos, \u00eemi zic uneori \u00een barb\u0103 :”Treac\u0103 \u0219i paharul acesta de la mine! ”\u00a0
\nNu po\u021bi s\u0103 refuzi\u00a0 la o ocazie cu un pretin,\u00a0 dac\u0103 te pretinzi, carevas\u0103zic\u0103.
\n\u0218i dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi place  mi-am zis c\u0103 e o ocazie bun\u0103 s\u0103 investighez de ce nu \u00eemi place, dimpreun\u0103 cu consoarta, asta ca s\u0103 aibe cine s\u0103 m\u0103 care \u00een spate acas\u0103.
\n\u00cen cuvinte mai simple, am fost s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 exist\u0103 whiskyuri bune.<\/p>\n

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Biletul e 39 de lei de persoana.  Nu te g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 de banii \u0103\u0219tia prime\u0219ti ceva s\u0103 degusti, ar fi culmea. Prime\u0219ti o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u0219i un 🍷 pahar.<\/p>\n

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Treaba e c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd intri la Cas\u0103 Presei \u0219i vezi dimensiunea expozi\u021biei \u0219i amenajarea \u021bi se pare c\u0103 ai dat cam mul\u021bi bani pe nimic \u0219i te ia cu “mai bine nu veneam”. Ceea ce e \u0219i corect. Dac\u0103 vede\u021bi vreun blogger ( eu am v\u0103zut asear\u0103 cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 persoane care scriu – Nu le \u0219tiu numele)  c\u0103 v\u0103 spune \u00een articol c\u0103 e super, c\u0103, vai, trata\u021bi cu sictir.<\/p>\n

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Eu m-am dus fix motivat de degustare, putea s\u0103 fie \u00eentr-un cimitir, dar dac\u0103 vrei fest \u0219i show…mm,  poate vineri, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 – cine \u0219tie. Aveau o forma\u021bie care b\u0103ga ceva jazz, ok, dar nu remarcabil. B\u0103iatul de la tobe trebuia s\u0103 ia ceva lec\u021bii despre cum e cu ritmul \u0219i via\u021ba \u0219i cine face muzica jazz. \u0218i nu sunt vreun expert \u00een asta.<\/p>\n

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Orice vrei sa cumperi e cu jetoane. 5 lei jetonul,po\u021bi pl\u0103ti cu card.
\nAu \u0219i bere, lol. \ud83d\ude42
\nCe g\u0103se\u0219ti acolo?
\nSunt standuri cu whisky de la Balvenie, Glenfiddich, Glenmorangie, Glenlivet, Bruichladdich,  Famous Grouse, Macallan,Highland Park.<\/p>\n

Aaa, v\u0103 uita\u021bi dup\u0103 bourboane?
\nSunt \u0219i aia de la Jonnie Walker, Jack Daniels. Mai vede\u021bi \u0219i mizeriile Grant \u0219i alte ieftineli.<\/p>\n

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Un lucru \u00ee\u021bi spun: Dac\u0103 te duci acolo s\u0103 bei “Red Leibal” sau “Gec” sau “Gei Bi”,  m\u0103-ta e proast\u0103! Stai, dreacu’, mai bine acas\u0103 \u0219i trage un spirt prin p\u00e2ine. 
\nAm v\u0103zut un prost care degusta Grants.  De pe ce planet\u0103 🌍 s\u0103 fii, s\u0103 mergi s\u0103 degusti Grants, auzi!
\nAstea sunt spirturi de mase.<\/p>\n

Eu am degustat 2 chestii, c\u0103 acum, na,  au \u0219i alcool \u00een ele,  c\u00e2t s\u0103 degusti intr-o sear\u0103.  Deja dup\u0103 al doilea pahar mi se ridicasera colturile gurii \u00een sus.<\/p>\n

E 6 diminea\u021ba, am dormit cu guma \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 mai am gust de la a doua b\u0103utur\u0103. <\/p>\n

Asa,  am \u00eenceput cu un Glenmorangie Lasanta de 12 ani. Ultimii 2 \u00een butoi de cherry.  E aromat, asta am cerut, m-a bucurat c\u0103 se apropie c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t de un coniac decent. 
\nCred c\u0103  am s\u0103 iau c\u00e2ndva o sticl\u0103.
\nE un pic fructat \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi las\u0103 senza\u021bia de lemn \u0219i spirit oriental pe limb\u0103. Nevasta ‘ce c\u0103 nu simte nimic deosebit.<\/p>\n

Apoi am fost la alt stand.  Voiam s\u0103 degust un Maccalan Amber sau Sienna, dar am avut inspira\u021bia s\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 au ceva afum\u0103turi. <\/a><\/p>\n

\u0218i aveau. Cel mai afumat, 202 ppm, Octomore.  11 jetoane a costat degustarea unei patruzeci – adic\u0103 55 de lei, dar a meritat.
\nDa, \u0219tiu de 55 de lei \u00ee\u021bi iei o sticl\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de Jack din Cora \u0219i cam aia e valoarea.<\/p>\n

E de mirosit,  miroase cam ca un ca\u0219caval \u00een lemn de brad de pe Valea Oltului \u0219i \u0219i aduce un pic la gust \u00een primele 5 secunde p\u00e2n\u0103 \u021bi se deschide limba. V\u0103 spun, mai c\u0103 a\u0219 lua o sticl\u0103,  dar e cam scump,  peste 500 de lei.  \u00cen  schimb e mai bun <\/strike> deosebit  dec\u00e2t cam orice coniac\/brandy\/vinars am gustat eu p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/p>\n

Iar acum \u0219tiu de ce nu \u00eemi place whisky-ul,  anume pentru c\u0103 am b\u0103ut \u00een general spirturi. Probabil ca de la 12 ani \u00een sus e ceva baubil, dac\u0103 vorbim de chestii scotch, c\u0103 dac\u0103 vorbim de burboane \u0219i chestii americanesti am b\u0103ut  Jack platinum \u0219i nu m-a Impresionat.Deloc.
\nRed label,black label? Hahahahahaha
\nJack no. 7?  Lol.<\/p>\n

Deci, care pretenas m\u0103 mai invit\u0103 s\u0103 bem “whisky” d-\u0103sta spirt,  c\u0103 are el “din vam\u0103”,  lol. Vi-l torn \u00een cur.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cam \u0103sta e ce am vrut s\u0103 zic. C\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 merg s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 la Gaudeamus, cucultura \u0219i elitism, m-am dus s\u0103 dau banii pe b\u0103utur\u0103. Dap. O alegere mai bun\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ia aminte bine, pacatosule, nu am zis s\u0103 te duci. Am zis DACA! A\u0219a. Mie nu \u00eemi place whisky-ul. Cam nu prea. Dar mai beau.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[1492,1495,1493,1494,1491],"class_list":["post-7041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-fest","tag-glenmorangie","tag-nightout","tag-octomore","tag-whisky"],"views":2227,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/dsc_0203.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1Pz","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7041"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7047,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7041\/revisions\/7047"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}