{"id":7152,"date":"2016-11-25T06:54:47","date_gmt":"2016-11-25T04:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7152"},"modified":"2016-11-25T07:01:07","modified_gmt":"2016-11-25T05:01:07","slug":"auchan-si-pensionarii-auchan-si-romanii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7152","title":{"rendered":"Auchan \u0219i pensionarii. Auchan \u0219i rom\u00e2nii"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Iar fusei la Auchan , iar am o \u00a0minipoveste. Dou\u0103.<\/p>\n

Una cu legume.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen timp ce umblam z\u0103b\u0103uc \u0219i \u00een vitez\u0103, s\u0103 v\u00e2r ni\u0219te morcovi \u00een traist\u0103 aproape s\u0103 m\u0103 ciocnesc de o pensionar\u0103 – dup\u0103 zb\u00e2rcituri, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 chiar \u00eencasa pensie, dar trebuie , c\u0103 \u00een Romania to\u021bi mo\u0219ii iau pensie – care \u00a0se uita de la distan\u021b\u0103 ce \u00a0\u021belin\u0103 s\u0103 aleag\u0103. Zic c\u0103 n-o vedea bine femeia, o ocolesc, iau morcovii \u0219i fuga la c\u00e2ntar. Baba \u00een fa\u021ba mea, pune \u021belina, ia eticheta, nimic neobi\u0219nuit.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care \u00a0v\u0103d c\u0103 se chior\u0103\u0219te la \u00a0etichet\u0103 \u00a0s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 pre\u021bul. Nu \u00eei convine ce vede ( 2.83 lei ), pune \u021belina la loc, se mai uit\u0103 \u0219i ia alta care mie mi se p\u0103rea la fel de mare, dar ochiul pensionarului e format, nene!
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Am stat de al dracului prin zon\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d \u00a0dac\u0103 e mai ieftin \u0219i-a fost ! 2.47 lei . Mai pu\u021bin de 100 de grame diferen\u021b\u0103. Eu nici nu-s capabil s\u0103 percep asta vizual sau la c\u00e2ntarind cu m\u00e2na.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 zic ceva de pensionari \u0219i ce le doresc, dar am zis ca nu mai zic nimic de alegeri, a\u0219a ca nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc malefic, c\u00e2nd \u00eemi aduc aminte, \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 a\u0219a le trebuie!<\/p>\n

A doua, la cas\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Merg acolo – \u00een fa\u021ba mea, alt\u0103 tanti cere ca produsele din co\u0219ni\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 fie trecute pe dou\u0103 bonuri. Nimic neobi\u0219nuit, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencep s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 sunt la casele cu plata automat\u0103. Cum m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam eu, a\u0219a, la ce pro\u0219ti sunt mi-a venit r\u00e2ndul.<\/p>\n

Aveam toate produsele pe band\u0103 \u0219i apa, aflata \u00een bidoane de 5 litri, era \u00een c\u0103rucior. Da, sunt unul din fraierii \u0103ia care dau bani pe ap\u0103. Not my call!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cei dau o sticl\u0103 s\u0103 scaneze, bag\u0103, \u00eemi \u00eentinde bonul \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n

-\u0102\u0103\u0103, am gre\u0219it si am facut bon doar pentru ap\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ridic din umeri.<\/p>\n

-V\u0103 fac 2 bonuri.<\/p>\n

-Face\u021bi.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de la Auchan sunt pro\u0219ti, c\u0103 un cet\u0103\u021bean r\u0103u inten\u021bionat ar putea pl\u0103ti la automat doar unu din bonuri \u0219i ar putea ie\u0219i a\u0219a cu tot co\u0219ul.<\/p>\n

Timp \u00een care m\u0103 uit la persoana din fa\u021ba mea, aia tot cu doua bonuri, cum achit\u0103 doar unul dintre ele \u0219i iese. Ca s\u0103 ie\u0219i trebuie s\u0103 scanezi un cod de bare. Sunt 1-2 paznici acolo, dar e greu s\u0103 vada, b\u0103nuiesc, fiecare persoan\u0103 c\u00e2te bonuri are \u0219i c\u00e2te achit\u0103. Dezavantajele pl\u0103\u021bii automate. \u00a0M\u0103 uit la bonurile mele. Unul e de 20 de lei , altul de vreo o sut\u0103. Nu m\u0103 \u021bin de mizerii, dar mi se pare amuzant\u0103 sc\u0103parea \u0219i c\u00e2t de repede s-a adaptat lumea la bug-uri.<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 uit, coaie, c\u00e2t de simplu e.Problema e cu rom\u00e2nul. Mi-au trebuit 3 secunde de la observarea unui bug p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la o modalitate de exploit, iar altcineva punea deja \u00een execu\u021bie asta.<\/p>\n

De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd cineva \u00eemi propune ceva, un job , un dil , un parteneriat, orice – g\u00e2ndul meu primar e \u201doare cum vrea \u0103sta s\u0103 m\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103leasc\u0103\u201d. Nu mai pot s\u0103 suspectez pe nimeni de inten\u021bii onorabile. Demult, nu de-acum. Doar zic.<\/p>\n

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Iar fusei la Auchan , iar am o \u00a0minipoveste. Dou\u0103. Una cu legume. \u00cen timp ce umblam z\u0103b\u0103uc \u0219i \u00een vitez\u0103, s\u0103 v\u00e2r ni\u0219te morcovi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136],"tags":[256],"class_list":["post-7152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-civilisation","tag-auchan"],"views":1760,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1Rm","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7152"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7160,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7152\/revisions\/7160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}