{"id":7190,"date":"2016-11-30T01:19:47","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T23:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7190"},"modified":"2016-11-30T01:35:40","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T23:35:40","slug":"o-noua-spalatorie-auto-inca-un-gust-amar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7190","title":{"rendered":"O nou\u0103 sp\u0103l\u0103torie auto. \u00cenc\u0103 un gust amar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tot anul \u0103sta, de c\u00e2nd s-a l\u0103sat prim\u0103vara, mi-am sp\u0103lat ma\u0219ina singur. Nu \u00een fa\u021ba blocului cu bidonul de 2 litri, ci acas\u0103 la \u021bar\u0103, \u00een curte, cu furtun cu ceva presiune, c\u00e2rpe de microfibr\u0103 ( la anul \u00eemi iau un aparat de cur\u0103\u021bat cu ap\u0103, ceva de genul \u0103sta<\/a>\u00a0) \u0219i cu \u00a0aspiratorul.<\/p>\n

\u00cen ciuda zg\u00e2rceniei legendare, nu banii au fost motiva\u021bia, c\u0103 – ok, am salvat circa 500 de lei, yay,\u00a0m\u0103 duc s\u0103-i beau, dar nu \u00eemi place neam s\u0103 fac asta \u0219i sunt oarecum ok s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc 35-40 de lei \u00a0ca s\u0103 o fac\u0103 cineva \u00een locul meu.<\/p>\n

Dar nu mai suport genul de oameni pe care trebuie s\u0103-i suport \u0219i mai bine aleg s\u0103 nu-i v\u0103d \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 descurc cum pot. Genul \u0103la care nu-s pleca\u021bi la munc\u0103, ci la cer\u0219it, sau la prostit. Oh, nu!<\/p>\n

Care din clipa cand te-ai dat jos din \u00a0ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00een sp\u0103l\u0103torie \u00eencep s\u0103-i trag\u0103 cu ce pu\u021bin c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 ei \u0219i ce sc\u00e2r\u021bari sunt clien\u021bii, sau care te invit\u0103 la : \u201dhai, \u0219efu, \u00ee\u021bi cur\u0103\u021b \u0219i scaunele , fe\u021bele de u\u0219i ? 20 de lei bucata, pentru matale\u201d, pe o opera\u021biune care implic\u0103 10 minute de munc\u0103 de fiecare scaun, un pufarici cu biocarpet, iar rezultatele sunt \u00a0c\u0103 ai scaunele umede 2 zile, de zici c\u0103 stai cu curul \u00een balt\u0103 \u0219i faci sm\u00e2rc \u00eentre buci, dar c\u00e2nd se usuc\u0103, petele sunt ceva mai palide, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r.<\/p>\n

Genul \u0103la de meseria\u0219 care-\u0219i bag\u0103 picioarele \u00een munca lui \u0219i face treab\u0103 numai pe unde se vede. C\u00e2nd desfac portbagajul, sau capota, e plin de frunze \u0219i namol la zona aia de \u00eenchidere , c\u0103 asta e, partea asta nu intr\u0103 la \u201dinterior-exterior\u201d. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit pe sub ma\u0219in\u0103 la diferen\u021biale, acolo unde m\u0103 arde mai tare, n\u0103mol r\u0103mas \u0219i tot a\u0219a. \u0218i dac\u0103 \u00eei spui de la obraz \u00eencepe cu : P\u0103i, era prea murdar\u0103 ma\u0219ina. P\u0103i, trebuia s\u0103 fac \u0219i o degresare nu-\u0219tiu-de-care, c\u0103 asta nu se ia, iese doar la polish, c\u0103 cai verzi! \u00a0Ale dracului, c\u00e2nd le sp\u0103l eu se iau.<\/p>\n

Genul \u0103la de meseria\u0219 care se aseam\u0103n\u0103 cu genul \u0103la de chelner care-\u021bi p\u00e2nde\u0219te gesturile atent, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i dea seama de la \u00eenceput dac\u0103-i vei l\u0103sa bac\u0219i\u0219 \u0219i c\u00e2t, ca s\u0103 \u0219tie dac\u0103\u00a0trebuie\u00a0<\/strong><\/em> s\u0103-\u021bi flegmeze \u00een ciorb\u0103 preventiv.<\/p>\n

Am sp\u0103lat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ma\u0219inile \u00een patru locuri din zona unde stau. To\u021bi o ap\u0103 \u0219i un p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Pre\u021buri de la 25 la 35 de lei interior exterior la SUV.+bac\u0219i\u0219. Mai ochisem \u00eentr-un loc, dar \u0103ia se prezentau \u00eentr-un hal care chiar implora discriminare si prejudecat\u0103 -nu era vorba c\u0103 mi-era fric\u0103 c\u0103 nu-\u0219i fac bine treaba, mi-era fric\u0103 c\u0103-mi fac ma\u0219ina piese \u00eentr-o juma de or\u0103 \u0219i-mi spun la sf\u00e2r\u0219it c\u0103 e curat\u0103 de nu se mai vede.<\/p>\n

\u0218i asta m-a enervat. Am zis, coaie, \u00eemi bag pula. Dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia a\u0219a jigodii sunt , ia mai d\u0103-i, m\u0103, \u0219i-n pula mea, c\u0103 nu mai las eu nici un bac\u0219i\u0219 la nimeni, c\u0103 nu sunt salaria\u021bii mei, c\u0103 nu a\u0219a se merit\u0103 bac\u0219i\u0219ul. Futu-i \u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103-i fut! A ajuns norm\u0103 de conduit\u0103 treaba asta. Practic, ce pula mea, la spalatorie , pl\u0103tesc cumva doar intrarea, doar dreptul s\u0103 vorbesc cu m\u0103ria sa \u0103la care vrea sau nu vrea s\u0103-mi spele ma\u0219ina. Serviciul trebuie s\u0103-l mai achit odat\u0103 \u00een bac\u0219i\u0219. Cam cum era c\u00e2nd eram prin liceu la \u201dCasa Alb\u0103\u201d, \u00een V\u00e2lcea , un local de striptease, unde dac\u0103 voiai s\u0103 fu\u021bi vreuna, faceai consuma\u021bie o \u0219ampanie la un pre\u021b exorbitant, dup\u0103 care erai liber s\u0103 negociezi cu gagica c\u00e2t vrea.<\/p>\n

\u0218i de aia am sp\u0103lat-o tot anul singur, dar acum \u201dthe winter is coming\u201d \u0219i m\u0103 fac sloi l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lui Februarie g\u0103sesc pe unii s\u0103-i suport de 3 -4 ori.<\/p>\n

Mai caut un pic pe net, c\u0103 am nevoie de un serviciu de detailing interior serios, gen cu sp\u0103lat tapiserie cu unelte mai profi a\u0219a, s\u0103 ias\u0103 un pic de lux, c\u0103 \u0219i-au b\u0103tut joc copiii \u0219i nu \u00eemi place e munca mea acolo. \u0218i \u00eei g\u0103sesc pe unii aka wash<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Normal , nu m\u0103 duc ca vita \u00eenainte, direct pe serviciul de detailing pe care l-am ochit \u0219i care costa 300 de lei. M\u0103 duc la un interior-exterior \u0219i v\u0103d cam cum mi\u0219c\u0103 treaba pe acolo. Hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u0219i s\u0103tul de dat bac\u0219i\u0219.<\/p>\n

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cafe latte<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Las ma\u0219ina, intru \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i achit 30 de lei regulamentar la o domni\u0219oar\u0103. Primesc un carton cu \u201dla 5 sp\u0103l\u0103ri a \u0219asea gratis\u201d. \u00a0Cer \u0219i-o cafea, latte . 7 lei , dar bun\u0103. Mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een unele cafenele din ora\u0219, necum s\u0103 fi b\u0103ut a\u0219a ceva la vreo sp\u0103l\u0103torie p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Las \u0219i-un leu c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pic\u0103 ghearele.<\/p>\n

\u00cen prim\u0103 faz\u0103 m-a uimit gagica. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e localul ei, sau e angajat\u0103 acolo, dar n-a stat un minut pe loc. Ba cu \u0219motru pe podea – era oricum lun\u0103, \u00a0ba cur\u0103\u021ba mesele, ba \u0219tergea florile din ghiveci cu o c\u00e2rp\u0103 umed\u0103. WTF, nu am mai v\u0103zut o vanz\u0103toare sau ce e ea acolo \u00a0c\u0103reia s\u0103-i plac\u0103 a\u0219a de mult munca de …niciodat\u0103. Am r\u0103mas cumva impresionat. M\u0103 cheam\u0103 nenea care se ocupa de sp\u0103lare, trag ma\u0219ina \u00een spate s\u0103 fac\u0103 interiorul, se apuc\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentorc la cafea.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd termin\u0103, dup\u0103 vreo 40 de minute \u00een total, m\u0103 cheam\u0103, cu \u201ddomnul cu Mercedesul, e gata!\u201d. Fiind cu spatele, nu percutez. Mai zice o dat\u0103. \u201dMercedesul alb!\u201d M\u0103 \u00eentorc, \u00eel recunosc \u00a0c\u0103 a lucrat la ma\u0219ina mea, nu \u00eemi dau seama dac\u0103 e vreun fel de glum\u0103 sau b\u0103taie de joc ce spune, nici nu \u00eemi pas\u0103, m\u0103 ridic \u0219i merg la ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi arat\u0103 c\u0103 a gasit 10 lei \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 nu i-a luat. Foarte bine. Nici nu \u0219tiam de ei, erau ai unui copil. Mi se pare c\u0103 a f\u0103cut munc\u0103 bun\u0103, c\u00e2t v\u0103d pe fug\u0103 \u0219i nu m-a deranjat cu manelisme.<\/p>\n

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mercedesul alb<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Scot din buzunar 5 lei \u0219i \u00eei dau, mul\u021bumindu-i, chit c\u0103 eram hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 nu las nimic. \u0218tiu c\u0103 e \u00a0pu\u021bin \u0219i nu m\u0103 surprinde c\u0103 se uit\u0103 oarecum nemul\u021bumit, neimpresionat. \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 se a\u0219tepta la mai mult, iar al\u021bii au luat mai mult \u0219i au prestat mai pu\u021bin, deci pe principiul \u0103sta cam are dreptate, \u00a0 dar 5 lei\/ 30 e 16%, \u00a0a\u0219a c\u0103 nu v\u0103d nimic \u00een neregul\u0103. De fapt v\u0103d, dar vreau s\u0103 merg acas\u0103 , s\u0103 ma uit la ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 e ok s\u0103 revin \u0219i nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 s\u0103-i las 10, dac\u0103 se poart\u0103 tot a\u0219a. Am dat 10 \u0219i la lepre, numai s\u0103 scap de ei. Aici pare un loc unde m-a\u0219 \u00eentoarce.<\/p>\n

Dau s\u0103 plec, oarecum nemul\u021bumit de mine, c\u0103 am tratat un om cum al\u021bii meritau trata\u021bi \u00een loc, c\u00e2nd \u00a0un alt angajat de acolo, r\u00e2nje\u0219te la el \u0219i \u00eei zice destul de tare de pot auzi prin geamurile \u00eenchise , cu motorul pornit :<\/p>\n

-Ce, bah? Mai bine \u00eei luai pe \u0103ia, a\u0219a e?H\u0103-h\u0103-h\u0103!\u00a0<\/strong>(\u0103ia fiind banii g\u0103si\u021bi \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103)<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103-l r\u0103bda cerul s\u0103 tac\u0103 a\u0219 fi tr\u0103it cu ideea c\u0103 sunt \u0219i locuri f\u0103r\u0103 scursuri. Dar nu-s. \u0218i d-aia merit\u0103 s\u0103-i tratezi a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 nu \u0219tii care e \u0103la care crede c\u0103 banii t\u0103i sunt banii lui, dac\u0103 i-ai uitat \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 e \u00a0mai bine s\u0103-\u021bi scuipe \u00een ciorb\u0103 preventiv.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t de prost s\u0103 fii, m\u0103, s\u0103-mi zbieri mie-n fa\u021b\u0103 prin parbriz c\u0103 \u201dmai bine-\u021bi luam eu banii, coaie\u201d – c\u0103 cam a\u0219a vine. \u00a0S\u0103-i furi \u0219ansa colegului t\u0103u de a c\u00e2\u0219tiga mai bine. S\u0103-\u021bi iei \u0219ansa \u021bie de a c\u00e2\u0219tiga mai bine.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 nu mi-a sp\u0103lat el ma\u0219ina \u0219i c\u0103 nu a luat banii \u0103ia. C\u0103-i l\u0103sam \u0219i bac\u0219i\u0219, tot 5 lei, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam. \u00cens\u0103 acas\u0103 copilul va fi \u00eentrebat de bani \u0219i \u00eemi voi fi dat seama ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. \u0218i nu c\u0103 m\u0103 duceam dup\u0103 1000 de ani s\u0103-i strig de o h\u00e2rtie, c\u0103 m\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103 de 10 lei. \u00a0Dar m\u0103 duceam pe fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 sp\u0103l ma\u0219ina, cu ea atent puricat\u0103 de orice ar fi putut fi furat, i-o l\u0103sam lui pe m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i nu-i d\u0103deam niciun leu bac\u0219i\u0219. \u0218i dup\u0103 cinci sp\u0103l\u0103ri , mergeam \u0219i la aia gratis tot la el \u0219i tot nimic l\u0103sam.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u0218i cred c\u0103 a\u0219a am s\u0103 \u0219i fac , c\u0103 m\u0103-ndoiesc c\u0103 ajung s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 aici angaja\u021bii de la sp\u0103l\u0103torii. \u00a0Data viitoare i-o dau lui. Ia-o, coaie, \u0219i fur\u0103 tot din ea. A-ha. Hai, scuip\u0103 \u00een ciorb\u0103. \u0218i minuneaz\u0103-te de ce \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 lumea pula bac\u0219i\u0219 \u0219i de ce po\u021bi tr\u0103i doar din furat.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 m-am uitat \u0219i ma\u0219ina e chiar cur\u0103\u021bat\u0103 cu sim\u021bul r\u0103spunderii. \u00a0Singurul cusur a fost c\u0103 pre\u0219urile erau cam balt\u0103, nu erau scurse mai deloc, dar s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 pot trece peste asta. E frig, sunt \u0219i eu tot om. \u00a0Oricum ar fi, arat\u0103 cam de dou\u0103 ori mai bine dec\u00e2t sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 mi-o fac singur. Doar c\u0103 nu m\u0103 simt cu nimic mai atras s\u0103 merg la o sp\u0103l\u0103torie dec\u00e2t data trecut\u0103.<\/p>\n

Si-atunci, singura \u00eentrebare e:<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t se las\u0103 domne bac\u0219i\u0219 s\u0103 fii \u0219i tu mul\u021bumit \u0219i ei, \u0219i c\u00e2t pula mea trebuie s\u0103 coste un sp\u0103lat simplu I\/E ca s\u0103 po\u021bi pleca ZEN acas\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103 poate o fi mai scump, poate nu-mi permit. Dar numai s\u0103 \u0219tiu!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a de mult ur\u0103sc lumea asta de aici c\u0103 de ziua na\u021bional\u0103 am s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc mici \u0219i sarmale \u00een Bulgaria, la castrave\u021bari.<\/p>\n

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