{"id":7329,"date":"2016-12-09T14:57:51","date_gmt":"2016-12-09T12:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7329"},"modified":"2016-12-09T15:00:28","modified_gmt":"2016-12-09T13:00:28","slug":"mecanizmul-pizdii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7329","title":{"rendered":"Mecanizmul pizdii!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Titlul asta nu e de distribuit pe facebook, prin urmare eu n-am s-o fac. N-o fac c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 efortul \u0219i c\u0103 oamenii sunt deja agasa\u021bi de tema asta ca \u0219i mine, iar daca careva dintre voi vre\u021bi s\u0103-i agasa\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i mai tare, n-ave\u021bi dec\u00e2t s\u0103-i oripila\u021bi \u0219i cu titlul \u0103sta, altfel a\u0219 fi ales un altul mai de bun sim\u021b, c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 sindromul Tourette nu a pus st\u0103p\u00e2nire pe mine de tot.<\/p>\n

E despre \u00a0indemnurile exasperante de a merge la vot sub expresia, mai discret\u0103 sau mai direct\u0103, c\u0103, b\u0103, dac\u0103 nu mergi c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 PSD-ul. Lucru care e oarecum corect! Nu asta combat. Doar mascarada sub ideea de \u201dnoi vrem doar s\u0103 vota\u021bi, s\u0103 se exprime toat\u0103 lumea. S\u0103 fie votul reprezentativ. S\u0103 nu c\u00e2\u0219tige \u0103ia, pro\u0219tii, \u0103ia r\u0103i, \u0103ia ur\u00e2\u021bii, care, doar ei ai dracului merg la vot, de fiecare dat\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n

Am fost c\u00e2ndva nevrozat de faptul c\u0103 oamenii care ar fi avut ceva de spus \u00eempotriva unei clase politice \u00a0au renun\u021bat s\u0103 voteze \u00eempotriv\u0103, \u00a0ca tot \u0103ia au ie\u0219it sub alt nume \u0219i-atunci \u00a0singurii \u00eempotriva c\u0103rora votau mereu-mereu, au fost ei. Adic\u0103 lua\u021bi de pro\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

Eram sub impresia c\u0103, coaie, pro\u0219tii \u0219i ho\u021bii mereu voteaz\u0103, \u00a0dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 contezi \u0219i tu c\u00e2t-de-c\u00e2t du-te, \u00een pula mea, \u0219i exprim\u0103-\u021bi votul.<\/p>\n

Ba, m-am enervat c\u00e2ndva \u00a0\u0219i la modul : \u201dUite, b\u0103, eu sunt t\u00e2n\u0103r, relativ educat, m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 fi\u021bi a\u0219a pro\u0219ti \u0219i s-o hali\u021bi mereu, am s\u0103 merg futu-v\u0103 muma \u00een cur , s\u0103 v\u0103 bag mortu-n cas\u0103, \u0219i-am s\u0103 votez PSD cu dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini, \u00a0cot la cot cu pensionarii\u201d. Gen \u201d\u00eel votez pe Ponta, futu-v\u0103 neamu-n gur\u0103, dac\u0103 voi at\u00e2t de pro\u0219ti sunte\u021bi.\u201d C\u0103 poate poate mesajul meu e recep\u021bionat c\u00e2t s\u0103 revolte pe cineva. Pula. Nu ai cum s\u0103 ba\u021bi matematica.<\/p>\n

Am obosit \u00eentre timp \u0219i am \u00een\u021beles un lucru. Pro\u0219tii sunt pur \u0219i simplu prea mul\u021bi. A\u0219a func\u021bioneaz\u0103 democra\u021bia, a\u0219a func\u021bioneaz\u0103 societatea. Nu ai ce face, e un raport de mase. Degeaba Leonardo DaVinci \u00ee\u0219i imagina elicoptere acum 500 de ani. Cu cine pula mea s\u0103 le fac\u0103, m\u0103, c\u00e2nd oamenii se c\u0103cau \u00een oale \u0219i-aruncau pe geam ?<\/p>\n

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Ce zice lumea acum, concret Petreanu<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi c\u0103, din 18 milioane de aleg\u0103tori \u00eenregistra\u021bi, nu se prezint\u0103 la vot dec\u00e2t 3 (da, e absurd, dar urm\u0103re\u0219te-m\u0103 un pic). Dac\u0103 un partid ia 2 voturi din cele 3, a fost votat de numai 0,00001% din totalul aleg\u0103torilor de pe liste, dar la final a c\u00e2\u0219tigat alegerile cu 66% din voturi, formeaz\u0103 singur Guvernul \u0219i poate trece orice fel de legi dore\u0219te, inclusiv ini\u021biative de modificare a Constitu\u021biei.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen\u021belegi mecanismul?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mecanismul pizdii! Ca \u0219i cum asta e problema, c\u0103 \u0103ia care c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 alegerile nu ar avea de fapt reprezentativitate , raporta\u021bi la num\u0103rul pro\u0219tilor care-i agreeaz\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 ei ar putea c\u00e2\u0219tiga de fapt cu un num\u0103r foarte mic de voturi manifestate. Ar putea, dar…<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00a0doar 3 alegatori se prezint\u0103 la vot partidul \u0103la ia toate 3 voturile, nu 2. C\u0103 se \u0219tie c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii voteaz\u0103 cu \u0103ia care au \u0219anse, nu ar risca ei s\u0103 acorde votul un partid pentru care mai voteaz\u0103 doar \u00eenc\u0103 o persoan\u0103. Rom\u00e2nul e de\u0219tept, vere!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 se prezint\u0103 30 de alegatori deja \u00a0apare un curent de polarizare \u0219i va fi aproape de fifty-fifty intre dou\u0103 partide de tic\u0103lo\u0219i \u201dcu \u0219ans\u0103\u201d, iar restul de hipsteri\/ adic\u0103 fraieri vor vota cu \u0103lea r\u0103mase – f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103, normal.<\/p>\n

Repet\u0103 votul de fiecare \u201dfucking\u201d dat\u0103 \u00a0\u0219i ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 asta. \u00a0Motivul e simplu. 80% din cet\u0103\u021beni sunt pro\u0219ti gr\u0103mad\u0103. Mult mai pro\u0219ti dec\u00e2t ceilal\u021bi 20%. \u0218i sunt indulgent c\u00e2nd zic 80%. Foarte indulgent. E o scar\u0103 progresiv\u0103. La orice bucat\u0103 compacta din scara asta te-ai uita, \u00een bucata aia 80% sunt mai pro\u0219ti sensibil dec\u00e2t ceilal\u021bi 20%. \u00a0Cu c\u00e2t popula\u021bia la care te ui\u021bi e mai mare diferen\u021ba dintre cei 80% \u0219i ceilal\u021bi cre\u0219te. Care \u0219ti\u021bi o umbr\u0103 de matematic\u0103 pricepe\u021bi din graficul \u0103sta asimptotic. Iar care nu \u00eel \u00een\u021belege\u021bi \u00a0nu v\u0103 c\u0103uta\u021bi aiurea \u00een a doua jum\u0103tate a graficului.<\/p>\n

\"curba-inteligentei2\"<\/p>\n

Nu ai cum s\u0103 faci, democratic, s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bii pe \u0103\u0219tia 80% acas\u0103, sau m\u0103car parte dintre ei, ca s\u0103 vin\u0103 doar din \u0103ilal\u021bi. Nu ai cum. Indiferent c\u0103 pro\u0219tii \u0103ia sunt pensionari , asista\u021bi social , compromi\u0219i \u00een diferite pozi\u021bii, angaja\u021bi. Tot pro\u0219ti sunt, se comporta conform modelului.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 un individ cu toate min\u021bile acas\u0103 , se uit\u0103 \u0219i el la \u0103ia 80% \u0219i zice :<\/p>\n

B\u0103, s\u0103-mi bag pula, \u0103\u0219tia sunt jumate pro\u0219ti de st\u00e2nga, jumate de dreapta, mereu e a\u0219a. Dac\u0103 nu cumva se \u00eent\u00e2mpla ceva foarte enervant cu una din p\u0103r\u021bi s\u0103 pard\u0103 simpatizan\u021bi temporar, vezi PDL, \u00a0pro\u0219tii, ai dracu , nu vor s\u0103 se mute numai pe o parte, m\u0103car a\u0219a ar fi u\u0219or de votat \u00eempotriva lor. Nu . Prostul are nevoie s\u0103 se contreze cu alt prost. A\u0219a crede c\u0103 e mai de\u0219tept.<\/p>\n

\u0218i-atunci, stai \u0219i te ui\u021bi la ei \u0219i zici, ce pula mea fac, coaie? \u00cemi aleg tab\u0103ra de pro\u0219ti cu care vreau s\u0103 ma asociez, \u00a0votez ca un hipster, dac\u0103 ai de unde, sau \u00eemi bag pula \u00een mor\u021bii lor \u0219i folosesc timpul \u0103la r\u0103corindu-m\u0103 undeva, \u00a0c\u0103 \u0219tiu oricum ce m\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103.<\/p>\n

Uneori \u00eei mai la\u0219i pe pro\u0219ti s\u0103-\u0219i ia \u0219i muie, chiar dac\u0103 ri\u0219ti s\u0103-\u021bi intre \u0219i \u021bie un pic \u00een cur. Dar m\u0103car r\u00e2zi cu poft\u0103.<\/p>\n

Altfel spus, pe \u0219leau a\u0219a – M\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103 dac\u0103 ia PSDul 35% sau 51% la sut\u0103 , c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme \u00eei \u00eempart pe \u0103ia 80% cu PNL,sau ALDE sau PRU -lol , sau \u0103ilal\u021bi mafio\u021bi. La nivel macro, zic.<\/p>\n

Am ajuns iar s\u0103 votam liste, \u00een pula mea, pentru c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd a fost de votat oameni nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic, dar nimic, bun. Oare, de ce nu s-o fi \u00eentamplat nimic \u00a0bun?<\/p>\n

Eu de mers, merg, nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la viitorul \u021b\u0103rii, de fapt dac\u0103 mi s-ar fi legat c\u00e2teva lucruri zilele \u0103stea, iar v\u0103 trolam, dar nu sunt sigur, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu \u00eemi bat joc , c\u0103 e prea devreme. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc strict la oamenii \u0103ia din capula listele pentru care am s\u0103 votez. At\u00e2t.Local. N-are rost s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la nivel macro, c\u0103 iete graficul.<\/p>\n

Dar e enervant s\u0103 fiu agasat din toate direc\u021biile cu \u201dvoteaz\u0103, voteaz\u0103, c\u0103 ne fute pesedeul\u201d. Pe mine nu prea. Sau mai pu\u021bin a\u0219a. Pe \u0103ia ce-l doresc mai mult, da, \u0219i o face \u00a0mai cu pula nesp\u0103lat\u0103 si plin\u0103 de nisip, iar dac\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r m\u0103 combin \u0219i dau \u0219i eu o buc\u0103 cu PSDul, c\u0103 de ce nu, e p\u0103cat de pro\u0219ti s\u0103 stea neexploata\u021bi.<\/p>\n

V\u0103d pe facebook:<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 ai sub 30 de ani \u0219i ai votat la alegerile parlamentare, vei beneficia de o reducere de 20% sau de o cafea gratuit\u0103 \u00een cafenelele partenere venind cu buletinul \u0219tampilat \u00een urma votului.<\/p>\n

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Coaie, voi sunte\u021bi handicapa\u021bi? Pai dac\u0103 am sub 30 de ani \u0219i m\u0103 uit la 20% din pre\u021bul unei cafele, fie ea \u0219i la Brioche Doree, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am votat cu PSD-ul. Da\u021bi o cafea? C\u0103 \u0103ia au dat deja ceva, probabil.<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu-\u0219tiu inten\u021ba e s\u0103 ias\u0103 lumea la vot, nu conteaz\u0103 cu cine, dar n-o cred. Dac\u0103 pe pagina alora de facebook ar ap\u0103rea brusc 100 de mii de mesaje de \u201dmul\u021bumesc, sunt un t\u00e2n\u0103r de sub treij de ani \u0219i merg s\u0103 votez cu PSD,ne vedem la o cafea dup\u0103 ! \u0218i o \u021bigar\u0103, evident\u201d, in 10 secunde oferta ar disp\u0103rea, nu s-ar bate nimeni pe burt\u0103 c\u0103 – uite frate ne-am atins \u021binta. C\u0103 \u021binta nu e asta, nu e a\u0219a?<\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 fim serio\u0219i \u0219i s\u0103 nu ne mai dam dup\u0103 copac cu \u201die\u0219i\u021bi la vot \u0219i vota\u021bi cu cine vre\u021bi c\u0103 noi doar at\u00e2t vrem!\u201d<\/p>\n

Nu, mesajul subliminal e cu – v\u0103 rog, veni\u021bi la vot c\u0103 noi avem impresia c\u0103 \u0103ia care stau acas\u0103 sunt mai mul\u021bi nefani PSD dec\u00e2t fani \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 veni\u021bi to\u021bi se schimb\u0103 ceva. R\u0103scolind cu aten\u021bie c\u0103catul a\u021bi vedea c\u0103 nu e a\u0219a. Nu prea. \u0218i \u0103ia care-s anti PSD, sunt pro alte ciume.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2ine \u0219i circ. Dar mai mult circ. Doar 20% reducere la p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n

Am s\u0103 revin dup\u0103 alegeri cu un studiu despre c\u00e2t de pro\u0219ti sunt oamenii \u0219i cum voteaz\u0103. Poate m\u0103 ajuta\u021bi s\u0103-l fac.\"2_stupid_dogs\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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