{"id":7372,"date":"2016-12-19T21:42:51","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T19:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7372"},"modified":"2016-12-20T07:37:38","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T05:37:38","slug":"fum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7372","title":{"rendered":"Fum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>E a\u0219a de diminea\u021b\u0103.&nbsp; Nevasta zice c\u0103 e cea\u021b\u0103 dar mie mi se umplu pl\u0103m\u00e2nii de fum.&nbsp; Fum gros de am nevoie s\u0103-l mestec bine ca s\u0103 nu-mi stea \u00een g\u00e2t.<br \/>\nBucure\u0219tenii nu au biciclete dar dac\u0103 ar avea le-ar putea parca \u00een picioare nepuse pe cric \u0219i nerezemate de gard.<br \/>\nNici dac\u0103 e\u0219ti beat nu po\u021bi s\u0103 cazi s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spargi capul. Po\u021bi sa te scurgi.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/dsc_0433.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0433.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/dsc_0433.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t\u0103 umiditate e \u00een aer, dar m\u0103 simt imersat \u00eentr-un bazin imens. Cea\u021ba m\u0103 apas\u0103 pe umeri greu \u0219i m\u0103 sugruma.<br \/>\nEterul lui Newton cap\u0103t\u0103 form\u0103 \u0219i v\u00e2scozitate.&nbsp;&nbsp; Se prelinge inert pe trahee \u00een jos,&nbsp; se aga\u021b\u0103 de omule\u021b si-mi provoac\u0103 vom\u0103.&nbsp; Se propte\u0219te \u00een pragul alveolelelor pulmonare \u0219i se opinteste s\u0103 nu intre nici cu dat dracu.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eemping \u00een pl\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i sug c\u00e2t&nbsp; pot cu japca, dar simt cum se lichefiaza \u00een bronhiole, cum trece prin pl\u0103m\u00e2ni,&nbsp; m\u0103 otr\u0103ve\u0219te \u0219i se cl\u0103de\u0219te \u00een mine ca un edem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E a\u0219a de diminea\u021b\u0103.&nbsp; Nevasta zice c\u0103 e cea\u021b\u0103 dar mie mi se umplu pl\u0103m\u00e2nii de fum.&nbsp; Fum gros de am nevoie s\u0103-l mestec bine&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[500],"tags":[1558,1559],"class_list":["post-7372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self","tag-aberand","tag-decembrie-2016"],"views":1219,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-fum","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7372"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7377,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7372\/revisions\/7377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}