{"id":7379,"date":"2016-12-21T12:52:52","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T10:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7379"},"modified":"2016-12-21T13:03:15","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T11:03:15","slug":"doua-glume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7379","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103 glume"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Azi chiar nu am pofta sa scriu nimic, dar am citit 2 glume bune, una mul\u021bumit\u0103 unui coleg care a comentat ceva pe facebook la reclama unor idio\u021bi de la AutoItalia, iar alta primita prin aplica\u021bia lui Moise Guran, biziday.<\/p>\n

#1 CA-DO!<\/p>\n

\u00centrebare de pro\u0219ti: De ce \u021bi-ai lua Jeep ? Hahahahahaha. Am r\u00e2s. Serios. \u0102ia de la marketing au r\u0103mas cala\u021bi de la m\u0103rcile de ma\u0219ini soft.<\/p>\n

\"gluma1_jeep\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Gluma 2 – mai bun\u0103!<\/p>\n

#2 – Dragnea – propunerea de prim-ministru:\u00a0Sevil Shhaideh<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u0218i aici am r\u00e2s, dar mai \u00eenecat a\u0219a \u0219i cu col\u021burile gurii cam \u00eent\u0103rite.<\/p>\n

S\u0103-mi bag pula! Pe to\u021bi \u0103ia care o ardeam cu , coaie , Dragnea e condamnat penal, nu se poate s\u0103 fie prim-ministru, pe to\u021bi ne-a trolat cu stil. Practic, cu propunerea asta se pi\u0219\u0103 cu jet \u0219i s\u0103-i aud pe \u0103ia care nu sunt de acord cum \u00ee\u0219i formuleaz\u0103 dezacordul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i se-nfig\u0103 cu f\u0103lcile \u00een pulele numite \u201dpolitically correctness\u201d, \u201danti-discriminare\u201d, \u201dfeminism\u201d…<\/p>\n

Bravo, b\u0103, Dragnea! 3-0! Nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi imaginez c\u0103 la ora asta se cac\u0103 pe el de r\u00e2s \u0219i url\u0103 singur \u00een birou: Fraierilooooor!<\/p>\n

\"sevil_shhaideh-prim-ministru\"<\/a><\/p>\n

M\u0103 dau b\u0103tut.<\/a><\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 e o glum\u0103 :\/<\/p>\n

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