{"id":7388,"date":"2016-12-22T17:28:31","date_gmt":"2016-12-22T15:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7388"},"modified":"2016-12-22T17:35:17","modified_gmt":"2016-12-22T15:35:17","slug":"o-fapta-rea-de-sarbatori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7388","title":{"rendered":"O fapt\u0103 rea de s\u0103rb\u0103tori"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ca un meschin ce sunt iar am f\u0103cut o fapt\u0103 rea de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. <\/p>\n

\u0218ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pas\u0103 de oameni de obicei. 
\nCum dracului g\u0103sesc mereu momentele nepotrivite s\u0103-mi pese, nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n

Duceam copilul la \u0219coal\u0103,  deci era diminea\u021b\u0103.  Ajung la trecerea de pietoni, m\u0103 uit \u0219i pentru mine \u0219i pentru copil pe care-l \u021bin de m\u00e2n\u0103, de\u0219i e la v\u00e2rsta la care ar trebui s\u0103-i dau un \u0219ut \u00een cur s\u0103 v\u0103d cum se descurc\u0103.  Dar \u0219tii cum e. Curul \u0103la st\u0103 pe banii mei.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fa\u021ba mea un mo\u0219 se angajase deja \u00een trecere, ma\u0219ina de pe prima band\u0103 oprise cam for\u021bat, a\u0219a c\u0103 o lu\u0103m \u00eencet dup\u0103 el.
\nPe banda a treia era o ma\u0219in\u0103 🚗 mic\u0103 care venea lansat \u0219i era clar c\u0103 nu va opri. N-ar fi fost o problem\u0103, c\u0103 mo\u0219ul nu ajungea a\u0219a repede \u0219i o v\u0103zuse deja.
\nAsta dac\u0103 idiotul dracului nu se enerva \u0219i nu o lua la fug\u0103 🏃 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \u00een dreptul ma\u0219inii \u00eenaintea ei.
\nGagica ce conducea a dat \u00een frane iar eu l-am prins pe prost de hain\u0103,  de\u0219i inten\u021bia ini\u021bial\u0103 era s\u0103-i fut un capac la ureche, dar nu se face cu copilul de m\u00e2n\u0103.  De ajuns c\u00e2t s\u0103 ajung\u0103 ma\u0219ina prima pe trecere \u0219i s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 acolo \u00een sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2it \u0219i fum.
\nDe-ajuns c\u00e2t mo\u0219ul s\u0103 \u00eenjure ca un descreierat c\u0103 de ce nu opre\u0219te \u0219i de ce nu \u00eei d\u0103 prioritate \u0219i s\u0103 bat\u0103 cu m\u00e2inile \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 neputincios.  \u00cen loc s\u0103 se tavaleasca printre ro\u021bi sau pe parbriz cum ar fi meritat \u0219i cum \u00ee\u0219i dorea, dealtfel.
\n\u00cel iau iar de hain\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei zic, cu lehamite:
\n-B\u0103,  te asiguri! Te asiguri sau mori!
\nA continuat s\u0103 \u00eenjure \u00een timp ce eu nu \u0219tiam cum o s\u0103 repar faptul c\u0103 nu am l\u0103sat un votant PSD s\u0103 se duc\u0103 acolo unde se vor duce to\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103:  \u00cen armata lui Dragnea, adic\u0103. <\/p>\n

Nu ai cum s\u0103 educi mo\u0219ii.  Singurul lucru bun pe care-l po\u021bi face e s\u0103-i la\u0219i s\u0103 moar\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eei trage a\u021ba,  sau s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eendrep\u021bi un pic \u00een direc\u021bia aia. 
\nAm ratat \u0219ansa de a face o fapt\u0103 bun\u0103 anul \u0103sta, probabil ultima.
\n\u0102sta e specimenul.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 vi-l recunoa\u0219te\u021bi de p\u0103rinte,  aia e, azi nu am putut s\u0103  v\u0103 ajut s\u0103-i mo\u0219teni\u021bi casa, c\u0103 eram cu copilul. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ca un meschin ce sunt iar am f\u0103cut o fapt\u0103 rea de s\u0103rb\u0103tori.  \u0218ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pas\u0103 de oameni de obicei.  Cum dracului g\u0103sesc…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,136],"tags":[1565,1111,1566],"class_list":["post-7388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-civilisation","tag-mosi","tag-pietoni","tag-traversare"],"views":1596,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/wp-1482420654141.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1Va","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7388"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7391,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7388\/revisions\/7391"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}