{"id":7435,"date":"2016-12-30T02:01:30","date_gmt":"2016-12-30T00:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7435"},"modified":"2016-12-30T02:01:30","modified_gmt":"2016-12-30T00:01:30","slug":"cumparaturi-de-sarbatori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7435","title":{"rendered":"Cump\u0103r\u0103turi de s\u0103rb\u0103tori"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am fost ieri, nu azi, adic\u0103 pe 29 s\u0103 fac ceva cunparaturi din Auchan, c\u0103 zicea cineva<\/a> c\u0103 cic\u0103 e aglomera\u021bie mare pe 30, 31,  ca pe 24.<\/p>\n

Pe 24,  adic\u0103 \u00een ajun,  am fost la cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u0219i era cam liber. Bine, nu \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, ci intr-un t\u00e2rg de provincie.<\/p>\n

Acu am zis s\u0103 fiu \u00een r\u00e2ndul lumii \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 mi\u0219c din vreme,  dar nu v-am mai zis ieri c\u0103 am povestit deja cum am luat o muie de la Vodafone.  Una pe zi e a\u0219a,  de divertisment, dar s\u0103 iei dou\u0103 mui \u00een aceea\u0219i zi \u0219i s\u0103 nu lucrezi pe centur\u0103 e cam ru\u0219inos. <\/p>\n

\u0218i-am intrat eu \u00een magazin pe la pr\u00e2nz <\/strong>c\u00e2nd m\u0103 a\u0219teptam s\u0103 m\u0103 bat cu babele pe reduceri la produsele gata s\u0103 expire.<\/p>\n

Era omor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

B\u0103i nene la sectorul de b\u0103uturi era aglomerat de s\u0103 te joci \u00een picioare 👣. 
\nCel mai aglomerat la vinoase \u0219i \u0219ampanii,  pe urm\u0103 la bere, pe urm\u0103 la sucuri, cum e \u0219i logic. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 cumperi b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 ai \u0219i spa\u021biu de decizie, adic\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu te fac\u0103 careva gr\u0103mad\u0103 ( nu cred \u00een cacofonii, nazi\u0219tilor) ,  cump\u0103r\u0103 spirtoase! Acolo era mai liber.
\n\u00cen rest, jihad. Sp\u0103rgeau sticle, d\u0103r\u00e2mau produse de pe raft, f\u0103r\u0103 glum\u0103,  o dezorganizare de nedescris.  C\u0103lcam numai \u00een cioburi. 
\nDin c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai venea c\u00e2te un angajat care \u00eentreba autoritar :
\n-Cine a spart sticlele astea.
\nDup\u0103 ce nu \u00eel b\u0103ga nici dreacu \u00een seam\u0103,  chema autoritar pe cineva de la cur\u0103\u021benie s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103,  dup\u0103 care se apuca, autoritar – bine\u00een\u021beles,  s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 singur. C\u0103 nu venea nici dracu, ce crezi?!<\/p>\n

Voiam s\u0103 iau 🍞 p\u00e2ine. Aia de o iau eu expira m\u00e2ine.  Adic\u0103 azi. Aha, super. Am luat alta random, o bucat\u0103.  Mai iau pe 31.
\nVoiam s\u0103 iau m\u0103sline.  Not\u0103 de la nevast\u0103. 
\nEra o coad\u0103 de minim 20 de in\u0219i.  Minim!<\/p>\n

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De c\u00e2nd au reorganizat rafturile nu am mai g\u0103sit \u0219i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 mai au m\u0103sline la borcan, sau d-alea turce\u0219ti ( defne, parc\u0103)  vidate.
\nMai ambaleaz\u0103 ei \u00een ni\u0219te caserole de plastic pentru \u0103\u0219tia ca mine care nu \u00een\u021beleg ce e aia coad\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219teptatul la r\u00e2nd.   De obicei au fix ce caut.  Ori m\u0103sline verzi gigant,  ori d-alea negre mammoth,  adic\u0103 tot mari \u0219i simple.<\/p>\n

Acu nu. Aveau numai chestii hipstie,  m\u0103sline siciliene cu nu \u0219tiu ce mirodenii, sau cu ni\u0219te c\u0103cat b\u0103gat \u00een ele, sau m\u0103sline verzi de un verde viu,  iar pe astea le \u0219tiu; sunt mizerabile.
\nAlea simple se vindeau doar la coada aia. 
\n\u0218i nu, nu pentru c\u0103 se epuizaser\u0103 caserolele \u0219i nu avea cine s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 din cauza ocup\u0103rii. Nu, c\u0103 lumea, ca \u0219i mine, str\u00e2mba din nas \u0219i lua \u0219i de alea, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 a\u0219tepte.
\nDar ei, futu-le muma-n cur, \u0219tiu asta \u0219i o femeie tot completa acolo caserolele, tot cu mizerii de astea. Muie,  m\u0103!  Adic\u0103 mie, c\u0103 eu mi-am luat-o.<\/p>\n

Ni\u0219te gorobeti de la organizarea rafturilor,  merchandiseri sau ceva, tot pl\u0103nuiau \u0219i tot f\u0103ceau “insule”,  adic\u0103 paleti cu produse aglomerand zonele f\u0103r\u0103 raion.<\/p>\n

Sunt curios pe unde dracului s-o \u00eenghesui puhoiul m\u00e2ine \u0219i poim\u00e2ine \u00eentre Insulele \u0103lea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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