{"id":7461,"date":"2017-01-04T22:50:43","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T20:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7461"},"modified":"2017-01-04T22:50:43","modified_gmt":"2017-01-04T20:50:43","slug":"digi24-gluma-e-buna-dar-explicata-prost-de-prosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7461","title":{"rendered":"Digi24: Gluma e buna, dar explicata prost [de prosti]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Sunt \u00a0usor sensibil la glume cu olteni pe motive de orgini.<\/p>\n<p>Asta a lui Iohannis catre Dragnea e chiabura&#8230;aa chiar buna, voiam sa zic. La 8&#8217;25&#8221;. Well, i-a trebuit atat timp sa faca o glumita, dar a dat-o cu putina pregatire &#8211; sanchi, a salutat musafirii &#8211; scurt si elegant.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/embed\/stiri\/actualitate\/politica\/astazi-este-investit-guvernul-grindeanu-cum-vor-decurge-audierile-votul-si-depunerea-juramantului-642988?video=2&amp;width=570&amp;height=320\" width=\"570\" height=\"320\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"No\" align=\"top\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Chiar nu ma asteptam si mi-a ridicat putin colturile gurii.<\/p>\n<p>Ar fi fost ok si suficient daca <a href=\"http:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/stiri\/actualitate\/politica\/astazi-este-investit-guvernul-grindeanu-cum-vor-decurge-audierile-votul-si-depunerea-juramantului-642988\">Digi24 nu ar fi incercat ei s-o explice<\/a>, sa ne spuna ei noua de ce a zis Iohannis &#8220;aflaram&#8221;, nu &#8220;am aflat&#8221;. Ca noi suntem toti prosti. Stim sa citim stiri pe Digi, dar nu stim cum vorbesc oltenii.<\/p>\n<p>Doar ca majoritatea alora care citesc pe digi, olteni sau nu, cred ca stiu ca timpul se numeste<\/p>\n<h2>perfect simplu<\/h2>\n<p>, nu prezent simplu.<\/p>\n<p>Facultatea de jurnalism si stiintele comunicarii, ai?<\/p>\n<p>Iar timpul asta e specific oltenilor doar pentru ca pe restul ii doare in pula de timp, oricum freaca menta intr-una. \u00a0Misto e ca nu ma asteptam ca un ardelean sa aiba perceptia trecerii timpului in vreun fel, asa ca da: Bravo, domnu&#8217; presedinte. V-ati dat seama cum trece timpul? In sfarsit? Tare!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7462\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=7462#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24.png\" data-orig-size=\"819,527\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"prezentul_simplu_digi24\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24-300x193.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24.png\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7462\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24.png\" alt=\"prezentul_simplu_digi24\" width=\"819\" height=\"527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24.png 819w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24-300x193.png 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24-768x494.png 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/prezentul_simplu_digi24-640x412.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt \u00a0usor sensibil la glume cu olteni pe motive de orgini. Asta a lui Iohannis catre Dragnea e chiabura&#8230;aa chiar buna, voiam sa zic. 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