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Dup\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnirea din Birmingham – mi\u0219to ora\u0219 – \u00een care am aflat ni\u0219te chestii care-mi fac munca pu\u021bin ingrat\u0103 (am s\u0103 revin pe scurt \u00een alt articol) ,\u00a0 am luat autocarul c\u0103tre Luton s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eram la un hotel aproape de gara de pe New Street \u0219i aproape \u0219i de autogara de unde s\u0103 iau Na\u021bional Expressul.<\/p>\n

Am ajuns \u00een 15 minute pe jos cu google maps deschis. Dac\u0103 nu ar fi internet \u0219i google maps as fi m\u00e2ncat la ce cascadorii de c\u0103l\u0103torie trebuie s\u0103 fac.<\/p>\n

Serios, sunt a\u0219a de pafarist c\u00e2nd vine vorba de orientare c\u0103 habar nu am cum dracu se descurca lumea \u00eenainte de google maps pe telefon.<\/p>\n

Am mai c\u0103l\u0103torit \u0219i eu la munci inainte de a avea smartfone, dar la modul c\u0103 venea cineva s\u0103 m\u0103 ia, c\u0103 altfel pula \u0219i c\u0103ciula.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, ajunsei acolo, ochii autocarul 777 care merge p\u00e2n\u0103 la Luton \u0219i chiar mai departe, \u00eel \u00eentrebai pe b\u0103iatul de la recep\u021bie, regulamentar,\u00a0 dac\u0103 \u0103la e, a\u0219a de control,\u00a0 \u00eemi spuse c\u0103 da \u0219i deschisei laptopul s\u0103 mai lucrez un pic.
\nParantez\u0103.
\nB\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi iau \u0219i alt laptop, am dat Thinkpad-ul la firm\u0103,\u00a0 eu nu am mai cumparar unul de 6 ani,\u00a0 iar acum lucrez pe unul de 15 inchi jumate, tot Lenovo, dar altceva,\u00a0\u00a0 de la frate-meu,\u00a0 care nu e chiar potrivit pentru c\u0103l\u0103torit,\u00a0 dar dac\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r\u0103 careva e perfect! \u0218i e rosu!
\n\u00cenchis.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum st\u0103team a\u0219a s\u0103 deschid\u0103 \u0103ia\u00a0 \u00eembarcarea v\u0103d cum intr\u0103 o femeie \u00een autogara, la vreo 50 si ceva\u00a0 de ani, \u00eenso\u021bit\u0103 de un tip de la informa\u021bii, aproape tavalindu-se de disperare.
\nEra departe \u0219i nu auzeam ce zice c\u0103 are, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 o fi pierdut bagajul ceva. C\u00e2nd veni mai aproape cu o folie d-aia de acte (chilo\u021bel de plastic)\u00a0 goal\u0103 m\u0103 prinsei c\u0103 pierdu biletul.
\nHiperventila acolo cu copilul \u0103la l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea ( angajatul de la informa\u021bii),\u00a0 care \u00eencerca s\u0103 o calmeze, c\u0103 sta\u021bi, c\u0103 rezolv\u0103m.
\nPresupun c\u0103 era disperat\u0103 ca pierde autocarul, plm. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia l-ar fi pierdut.
\nM\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam “s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 e rom\u00e2nc\u0103”\u00a0 \u00een timp ce dup\u0103 vorb\u0103, dup\u0103 port, \u00eemi d\u0103dui seama c\u0103 mai sunt c\u00e2\u021biva romani acolo.<\/p>\n

Aia mai avea pu\u021bin \u0219i se tavalea pe jos \u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103dui seama c\u0103 chiar era rom\u00e2nc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu prea am compasiune pentru mo\u0219i, nici pentru rom\u00e2ni,\u00a0 de fapt cam pentru nimeni pe care nu-l cunosc, dar cunoscandu-ma pe mine sim\u021beam ca mi se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u0219i mie (mi s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat) \u0219i parc\u0103 – parc\u0103 se aprindea o sc\u00e2nteie de empatie pe undeva prin mine. Aproape c\u0103 m\u0103 ridicasem s\u0103 o \u00eentreb ce are,\u00a0 poate pot s\u0103 o ajut cumva – cred c\u0103 m-am \u021b\u0103c\u0103nit la bil\u0103 – dar o lu\u0103 \u0103la \u0219i o rezolv\u0103 cumva. Se deschise poarta \u0219i m\u0103 asezai la coad\u0103,\u00a0 cam ultimul.
\nBiletele la \u0103sta nu sunt cu loc, dar de c\u00e2nd am aterizat din Luton \u0219i nu mai puteam cump\u0103ra \u0219tiu ca nu v\u00e2nd peste num\u0103rul de locuri. Nici nu p\u0103reau s\u0103 fie destui c\u0103l\u0103tori s\u0103 \u00eel umple a\u0219a c\u0103 eram relaxat.<\/p>\n

Cum st\u0103team eu a\u0219a relaxat o v\u0103d pe femeie cum trece inaripata peste toat\u0103 lumea se bag\u0103 direct \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103, gata, a rezolvat.
\nZic un WTF \u00een s\u00e2n \u0219i \u00eemi v\u0103d de treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

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La Luton observ c\u0103 e ceva aeroport rom\u00e2nesc pe semne. E un grup de rom\u00e2ni la fiecare 10 metri, cu unul sau doi “R”,\u00a0 dar de-ai no\u0219tri.
\nSunt \u0219i angaja\u021bi ai aeroportului, rom\u00e2ni care vorbesc rom\u00e2ne\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu de ce, dar m\u0103 cam deranjeaz\u0103.\u00a0 Probabil pentru c\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg mizeriile pe care le vorbesc \u0219i \u00eemi dau seama\u00a0 c\u0103 nu prea vreau s\u0103 am de a face cu ei defel. Dac\u0103 am nevoie de ajutor mai bine \u00eentreb un englez.
\nNormal ca e plin de rom\u00e2ni.\u00a0 Sunt 5 curse Wizzair spre Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

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Iete, o gagic\u0103 din C\u0103lim\u0103ne\u0219ti se holbeaz\u0103 \u00een telefonul meu. Nu o \u00eentrebai eu de unde e, c\u0103 nu prea vorbesc cu nimeni.<\/p>\n

Am ajuns cam devreme \u0219i m\u0103 plimb \u00een sc\u00e2rb\u0103.\u00a0 A\u0219tept s\u0103 se mai adune lume s\u0103 cronometrez c\u00e2t fac prin security p\u00e2n\u0103 la poart\u0103 c\u00e2nd e aglomerat. \u00cemi prinde bine alt\u0103 dat\u0103.\u00a0 Observ c\u0103 e un automat unde pl\u0103te\u0219ti cinci lire s\u0103 sari coada – priority. Bun \u0103sta. C\u00e2ndva voi avea nevoie.<\/p>\n

O vad iar\u0103\u0219i pe femeia asta,\u00a0 de data asta e cu alta femeie mult mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i blond\u0103 de toat\u0103.\u00a0 Cred ca fie-sa. Iar hiperventileaza. Acum sunt disperate am\u00e2ndou\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Ce-or mai fi pierdut,\u00a0 frate!? Din ce spun “nu, nu e bine acolo era baia” \u0219i din cum se mi\u0219c\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 nu nimeresc intrarea la security check. Nu prea cred, e prea simplu s\u0103 o ratezi,\u00a0 dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti handicapat.
\nSe duc la casa de schimb \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 acolo. Nu pot s\u0103 cred. Le spune bine. Dar se uita derutate, c\u0103 de acolo au venit. Nu \u0219tiu pe unde s\u0103 o apuce.<\/p>\n

Pesemne ca nu sunt \u00een min\u021bile mele obi\u0219nuite,\u00a0 c\u0103 m\u0103 duc la ele, aproape le iau de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i le spun, \u00een englez\u0103,\u00a0 pe unde s\u0103 o ia. Nu prea ma cred, le iau dup\u0103 mine \u0219i le ar\u0103t.
\nE o pancarta de 5 metri pe 1 pe care scrie mare “Departures” \u0219i e desenat un avion care decoleaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 jum\u0103tate din \u021bara asta nu iau bacul,\u00a0 dar\u00a0 rom\u00e2nii \u00ee\u0219i spun c\u0103 sunt cei mai de\u0219tep\u021bi!
\nPula mea, dau s\u0103 plec,\u00a0 ni\u0219te rom\u00e2ni \u00eentreab\u0103 al\u021bi rom\u00e2ni dac\u0103 merg la Craiova. Aha, olteni de ai mei. Dar pro\u0219ti.
\n\u0102ia zic c\u0103 nu.\u00a0 Al\u021bii zic tot c\u0103 nu, dar de ce \u00eentreab\u0103.\u00a0 C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0219tiu \u00eencotro s-o ia pentru Craiova.<\/p>\n

Ma bufne\u0219te r\u00e2sul \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc.\u00a0 Voiam s\u0103 le zic s\u0103 ias\u0103 afara \u0219i s\u0103 o \u021bin\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eenspre est o vreme.
\nLi se spune c\u0103 \u00eembarcarea se face pe acolo, gen st\u0103teau la un metru de pancarta aia.
\nEi o dau ca “nu, c\u0103 \u00eencolo e baia, adic\u0103 pe fix l\u00e2ng\u0103 unde trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103.
\nM\u0103 \u00eentreb cum pula mea au ajuns, m\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia aci?<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eendrept, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it,\u00a0 \u00eenspre controlul de securitate un pulifrici care pare student, sau adolescent \u00een orice caz,\u00a0 ii spune lui m\u0103-sa c\u0103 e proast\u0103 c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 scoat\u0103 cartea de \u00eembarcare \u0219i\u00a0 buletinul c\u0103 le cer \u0103ia la controlul de securitate. Nu le cer. M\u0103-sa \u00eei spune asta,\u00a0 dar pulica insist\u0103 c\u0103 e proast\u0103.
\nRom\u00e2nii vorbesc cel mai ur\u00e2t cu apropia\u021bii lor. Dac\u0103 eram m\u0103-sa ii futeam una \u00een bot c\u00e2t era de mare.<\/p>\n

Ar mai fi de spus ca se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 lucruri \u0219i \u00een timp ce scriu, dar devine plictisitor.\u00a0 Serios.<\/p>\n

Update.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd urcam \u00een avion un rroman arunc\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103 🚬 pe jos \u0219i imediat doi b\u0103ie\u021bi de la securitate \u00eel abordara, \u00eel luar\u0103 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 pasarica lui si-l duser\u0103 de m\u00e2nu\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul co\u0219 de gunoi s\u0103 o arunce acolo…\u0219i ce i-or mai fi f\u0103cut.
\nDa. A\u0219a da game changer pentru o zi cam gri.
\nMerg acas\u0103 z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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