{"id":7509,"date":"2017-01-17T14:27:24","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T12:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7509"},"modified":"2017-01-17T14:27:24","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T12:27:24","slug":"paradoxul-victorinox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7509","title":{"rendered":"Paradoxul Victorinox"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Trecui mai devreme prin controlul de securitate din aeroport. <\/p>\n

*** Ultima intrare la launge-ul Tarom \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eemi expire statusul. Mul\u021bumesc Infosys,  mul\u021bumesc BMW. ***<\/p>\n

Pentru cine moare de grija mea, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta zbor p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Fran\u021ba.  <\/p>\n

Mai \u00een glum\u0103,  mai \u00een serios,  sper s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia,  c\u0103 am cam f\u0103cut portofelul praf luna asta. <\/p>\n

Eh,  \u0219i la ora asta e cam pustiu \u00een aeroport,  ce crezi? <\/p>\n

Avusei timp sa belesc ochii prin cutia cu obiecte interzise \u00een care mi-a \u00eenc\u0103put \u0219i mie un letcon, acum ceva vreme.<\/a><\/p>\n

Nu de alta, dar sa v\u0103d ce mai ia lumea \u00een bagajul de m\u00e2n\u0103.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i vad cu\u021bite de bucatarie,  vreo 3,  \u0219i alte mizerii. \u00cemi sar ochii pe 2 chestii. <\/p>\n

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  1.  Un briceag elvetian, Victorinox. <\/b>B\u0103,  eu \u00een\u021beleg de ce e problematic, dar vreau s\u0103 zic c\u0103 \u0103stea se v\u00e2nd \u00een duty-free dup\u0103 controlul de securitate. Nu m-am uitat \u00een Otopeni, dar am v\u0103zut sigur \u00een Zurich ( normal)  \u0219i \u00een Dusseldorf.  <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 spune\u021bi c\u0103 e la fel ca cu b\u0103utura,  nu e la fel. <\/p>\n

    Nu te las\u0103 s\u0103 iei b\u0103utur\u0103: ap\u0103,  alcool, sucuri,  nu pentru c\u0103 ar avea ceva cu produsele alea, ci pentru c\u0103 cred ei c\u0103 \u00een sticlele respective ai putea disimula alte substan\u021be periculoase.  Dac\u0103 o cumperi din duty free e ok, c\u0103 au \u00eencredere \u00een \u0103ia. <\/p>\n

    Ori, la briceag nu e tot aia. Nu le e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu ai \u00een briceag ascuns un pistol,pur \u0219i simplu nu ai voie cu a\u0219a ceva, nu conteaz\u0103 de unde cumperi. Nu ar trebui s\u0103.  <\/p>\n

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    1. Al doilea lucru erau ni\u0219te lame de ras. Din alea vechi, clasice. Nu \u0219tiu cine le mai folose\u0219te,  dar erau acolo \u0219i am v\u0103zut \u0219i din alea \u00een duty-free. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 pun \u0219i poz\u0103,  dar \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce dracului are webserverul de nu accepta upload \u0219i nu am timp de asta acum. <\/p>\n

      Mai cu scris,  asta e. <\/p>\n

      Deci nu lua\u021bi bricege la voi. C\u00e2t de mici ar fi, vi le iau. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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