{"id":7511,"date":"2017-01-17T15:17:06","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T13:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7511"},"modified":"2017-01-17T15:17:06","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T13:17:06","slug":"suspectul-nambar-oan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7511","title":{"rendered":"Suspectul &#8220;namb\u0103r oan&#8221;\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>La \u00eembarcare aveam deja biletul printat pe h\u00e2rtie \u00een buzunar, \u00eel sim\u021beam. &nbsp;Dar mi-era a\u0219a o lene s\u0103 \u00eel scot s\u0103 m\u0103 uit ce loc am! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, \u00eemi vine r\u00e2ndul, ca un c\u0103l\u0103tor experimentat \u0219i ordonat (lol) ce sunt, &nbsp;\u00eel scot din buzunar \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentind.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Doamna \u00eemi spune sec \u0219i totu\u0219i politicos , cu fa\u021ba aia de &#8220;b\u0103, &nbsp;\u021b\u0103rane&#8221;, c\u0103 aici nu se face \u00eembarcarea la Wizz air.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Din &#8220;cloud 9&#8221; &nbsp;\u2601 cobor privirea \u00eenspre bilet \u0219i vad c\u0103 da, Luton scrie pe cartea de \u00eembarcare. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t m\u0103 caut prin buzunar, \u00eentreb s\u0103 trag de timp :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dar ce este aici?&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>-Air France.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Omite din nou, politicos, s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u0219i &#8221; \u021b\u0103rane &#8221; \u0219i m\u0103 dau intr-o parte cu un :<\/p>\n<p>-A, super! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cotrob\u0103i prin telefon, c\u0103 nu mai am r\u0103bdare s\u0103 cotros prin toate cele&#8230; &nbsp;10 buzunare pe care le posed, &nbsp;gen \u00eenainte sa plece avionul. Da, sunt \u00eembr\u0103cat cat de cat office (de iarn\u0103) &nbsp;, nu am pantalonii militari \/ cargo pe mine. Dar at\u00e2tea buzunare sunt. &nbsp;Le numarai acu\u0219i.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>G\u0103sesc biletul pe mail intru \u00eenapoi \u00een r\u00e2nd spre stupoarea asistentei de \u00eembarcare \u00eei ar\u0103t \u0219i zic:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Am \u0219i d-\u0103sta! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e2mbind. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>De obicei doar flutur pa\u0219aportul \u0219i trec, dar nu \u0219i acum. &nbsp;Acum mi l-a cerut s-a uitat \u00een el, &nbsp;s-a uitat la toate datele din boarding pass, &nbsp;dup\u0103 care l-a scanat. Dup\u0103 care s-a mai uitat o dat\u0103 lung la mine \u0219i a zis:<\/p>\n<p>-Bine!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dar expresia \u0219i intona\u021bia sunau altfel.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La \u00eembarcare aveam deja biletul printat pe h\u00e2rtie \u00een buzunar, \u00eel sim\u021beam. &nbsp;Dar mi-era a\u0219a o lene s\u0103 \u00eel scot s\u0103 m\u0103 uit ce loc&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[434,82],"tags":[349,1607,1606],"class_list":["post-7511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","tag-airfrance","tag-boading-pass-story","tag-fraier-france"],"views":1937,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1X9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7512,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7511\/revisions\/7512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}