{"id":7791,"date":"2017-02-06T06:52:24","date_gmt":"2017-02-06T04:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7791"},"modified":"2017-02-06T17:43:35","modified_gmt":"2017-02-06T15:43:35","slug":"cu-vitele-la-targ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7791","title":{"rendered":"Cu vitele la t\u00e2rg\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00cen unele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni avionul Wizz c\u0103tre Luton duce oameni normali, sau aproape normali, dup\u0103 standardele mele.<\/p>\n

\u00cen unele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, \u00a0ca asta, parc\u0103 merg cu pu\u0219c\u0103ria\u0219ii de la Poarta Alb\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cei auzi dup\u0103 cum se strig\u0103 pe coluar la \u00eembarcare: \u0218arpe, \u00a0Crocodil, \u00a0Cioar\u0103 (n-am zis eu) .<\/p>\n

B\u0103 \u0219i stau \u00een fa\u021ba a 3 cocalari, \u00a0d-aia care \u00eencep orice fraz\u0103 cu “S\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00a0familia mea”, vorba aia – a\u0219a s\u0103 le-ajute Dumnezeu .<\/p>\n

To\u021bi be\u021bi, \u00a0tot \u00eei cer stewardesei “o cinzeaca” \u00a0\u0219i exubereaza aci de zici c\u0103-s cel pu\u021bin DiCaprio \u00een “The Wolf of Wall Street” , doar c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentorci cu capul \u00een jos \u0219i \u00eei scuturi, \u00a0\u00een afar\u0103 de vom\u0103 nu scuturi din ei 100 de lire.<\/p>\n

De \u0103ia de cred c\u0103 au glume \u00een program \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 se distreze tot avionul cu glumele lor.<\/p>\n

Serios de nu sunt dispus s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzii 2 ore numai s\u0103 \u00eei v\u0103d sco\u0219i pe sus.<\/p>\n

Al\u021bii care nu \u00een\u021beleg ei de ce trebuie s\u0103 se a\u0219eze pe locul scris pe bilet. E greu, e greu.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 transport\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia cu avionul Zoo. \u00a0Decolez.<\/p>\n

P.S. \u00a0R\u0103zbunarea mea a fost la final, c\u00e2nd dup\u0103 ce am tolerat alte glume \u0219i \u00eenghesuieli imbecile \u0219i inutile am ajuns pe drumul de la controlul pa\u0219apoartlor, fiind, evident, \u00een urma animalelor de ograd\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd un nene a venit strig\u00e2nd \u201dThose having chip passports, please walk down this line!\u201d. \u201dNo, sir, no “buletins”<\/em> accepted!\u201d . \u00a0Serios , chiar a zis \u201dbuletins\u201d, cu pronun\u021bie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. \u00a0I-am l\u0103sat \u00een fum z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n

\u00cei auzeam pe nesp\u0103la\u021bi url\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u201dasta e discriminare\u201d \u0219i nu am preten\u021bii elitiste, dar mai d\u0103-i \u0219i-n pula mea!<\/p>\n

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\u00cen unele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni avionul Wizz c\u0103tre Luton duce oameni normali, sau aproape normali, dup\u0103 standardele mele. \u00cen unele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, \u00a0ca asta, parc\u0103 merg cu pu\u0219c\u0103ria\u0219ii…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,1594],"tags":[1655,1654],"class_list":["post-7791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-uk","tag-din-avion","tag-wizzair"],"views":1677,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/wp-1486356748938.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-21F","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7791"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7796,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7791\/revisions\/7796"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}