{"id":7799,"date":"2017-02-08T19:16:17","date_gmt":"2017-02-08T17:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7799"},"modified":"2017-02-08T19:46:25","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T17:46:25","slug":"sportivi-astia-in-oxford","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7799","title":{"rendered":"Sportivi \u0103\u0219tia \u00een Oxford\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e un trend general \u00een UK,  am mai v\u0103zut \u00een Germania, mai  v\u0103d \u0219i prin Bucure\u0219ti pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 parcuri (ceea ce e normal)  dar \u0103\u0219tia sunt de groaz\u0103 😨.  <\/p>\n

In ficare diminea\u021b\u0103,  \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 v\u0103d pe strad\u0103 destui alerg\u00e2nd.  Nu sunt parcuri, sau ceva. Adic\u0103 e parcul tehnologic,  unde lucrez \u0219i eu, dar \u0103sta e altceva. <\/p>\n

Bai, nene,  alearg\u0103 de zici c\u0103 li se termin\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de sub picioare. <\/p>\n

Azi era unu \u00een ni\u0219te pantaloni scur\u021bi,  d-aia de poponaut, cei mai scur\u021bi \u0219i decupa\u021bi \u00een p\u0103r\u021bi pe rotund,  cu vipusca.  Sunt 4 grade afar\u0103,  iar \u0103la alerga rumen la fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n

\u0218i \u0103ia  la birou discut\u0103 despre cum bag\u0103 ei 8 mile pe zi!  8 mile, \u00een pula mea, \u0103\u0219tia nu \u0219tiu c\u0103 milele nu-s kilometri?  Mai ales hamsteri\u021bele. B\u0103,  povestesc cum se trezesc ele cu noaptea \u00een cap s\u0103 alerge “fresh” c\u00e2te 4-5 mile \u0219i seara la fel. <\/p>\n

Dar toate vin cu ma\u0219inile la serviciu. La ce bun, nu \u00eemi imaginez. Ar putea veni pe jos, eventual s\u0103 trag\u0103 o ricsa \u0219i s\u0103 merg \u0219i eu o sta\u021bie cu ele. <\/p>\n

\u0218i ba, recunosc majoritatea arat\u0103 ok, st\u0103 carnea pe ele,  nu le cad \u021b\u00e2\u021bele pe genunchi,  nici curu’ din chilo\u021bi.  Adic\u0103,  nu chiar ca nevast\u0103-mea, dar decent. <\/p>\n

Dar nu toate. Unele nu \u00eencap sub volan, de\u0219i alearg\u0103 \u0219i alea. 
\n\u0218i o \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i pe asta cu sportul, c\u0103 \u0219i eu am oaresce regim de abdomene \u0219i alte chestii de neutralizat tendin\u021bele de a arata ca un troll.  \u0218i vara mai \u0219i alerg. Dar nu chiar la 4 grade \u0219i nu chiar 8 mile. C\u0103 asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 minim o or\u0103 si ceva. <\/p>\n

Bai nene, dar \u0103\u0219tia m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 muuuult. Recunosc,  \u0219i mie \u00eemi place m\u00e2ncarea, lol. Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 m\u0103 las la m\u00e2na mirosului \u0219i a gustului \u00eentr-un an m-as face rotund. Dar, m\u0103 ab\u021bin.  <\/p>\n

Eh, \u0103\u0219tia bag\u0103 to\u021bi \u00een ei ca spar\u021bii  \u0219i pe urm\u0103 alearg\u0103 ca hamsterii s\u0103 consume energia,  c\u0103 activitate nu au, pentru asta.<\/p>\n

Bine, e mai  ok dec\u00e2t s\u0103 bagi \u00een tine ca spartul \u0219i s\u0103 nu faci nimic, desigur. Dar nu \u00een\u021beleg logica. <\/p>\n

\u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 mergi la un restaurant bun \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nci seara  mai mult dec\u00e2t e cazul \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 repari. \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 ai g\u0103tit ceva super acas\u0103 \u0219i te ia lingura pe dinainte. \u00cen\u021beleg \u0219i c\u0103 poate bale\u0219ti la dulciuri \u0219i alte vicii. Numai ei \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de greu mi-a fost s\u0103 cam renun\u021b la pr\u0103jituri,  zah\u0103r \u00een cafea \u0219i \u00een ceai. <\/p>\n

B\u0103, dar nu pot s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u00e2nd mergi la pr\u00e2nz la supermarchet  \u00ee\u021bi iei dou\u0103 pl\u0103cinte cu c\u00e2rna\u021b’,  un sandwich,  ceva ca\u0219caval “raw” -genul \u0103sta de m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri,  \u0219i bagi ca disperatul 2000 de calorii aiurea.  C\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i eu pr\u00e2nzul de la supermarket nu am gre\u021buri,  dar e  pentru c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc,  nu c\u0103 mor dup\u0103 sandwichurile \u0219i m\u00e2nc\u0103rurile alor ambalate.  <\/p>\n

De ce dracului a\u0219 pl\u0103ti \u00een exces ( plm, tot la bani m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, neam cu Hagi)  o m\u00e2ncare de care nu am nevoie, nici nu e cine \u0219tie ce, ca s\u0103 mai pl\u0103tesc \u0219i cu timp alergat \u00een chilo\u021bi \u00een frig s-o dau jos?  <\/p>\n

Poate nu \u00een\u021beleg eu ceva. <\/p>\n

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\u00cemi zicea indianul:<\/p>\n

-Tu alergi cat stai pe aici?  <\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit la el \u0219i ii zic: B\u0103, tu vezi c\u0103 e frig \u0219i plou\u0103?  Ce dracu’ ai?!<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103: <\/p>\n

-Credeam c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat cu frigul.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, sunt, \u00een pula mea, dar de ce a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 alerg \u00een frig  \u0219i ploaie?  <\/p>\n

Aparent \u0103\u0219tia au un motiv.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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