{"id":7807,"date":"2017-02-09T05:37:40","date_gmt":"2017-02-09T03:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7807"},"modified":"2017-02-09T17:45:44","modified_gmt":"2017-02-09T15:45:44","slug":"iar-cu-wizzair-si-cu-animale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7807","title":{"rendered":"Iar cu Wizzair \u0219i cu animale"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am s\u0103 scriu zeci de articole pe tema asta. \u00a0Mai ceva ca cu\u00a0Lufthansa<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/a>. Dac\u0103 la Lufthansa marea problema erau stewardesele sau stewarzii ( nem\u021bii nu sunt cei mai serviabili oameni) \u00a0\u0219i grevele, la \u0103\u0219tia problema #1 sunt c\u0103l\u0103torii.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, deci rom\u00e2nii sunt majoritar vite. Arat\u0103 c\u0103 ni\u0219te vite, se poart\u0103 ca ni\u0219te vite, \u00a0cred c\u0103 ne tragem din vite. Ce romani, \u00a0ce daci. Astea sunt pove\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia care merg cu Wizzair nu cred ca sunt \u0103ia de \u00eei v\u0103d eu la proteste. Sunt ceilal\u021bi. \u00a0Vorbesc de majoritate. Un 30% a\u0219a par a fi oameni.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a. \u00a0Cu Wizzair mai \u00eent\u00e2i.<\/p>\n

Au \u0103\u0219tia o chestie util\u0103, \u00a0dai 90 de lei \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi iei zborul flexibil. \u021ai-l schimbi pe urm\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 penalizare. Dac\u0103 faci munca mea e util s\u0103 nu te caci pe tine la 90 de lei, c\u0103 uite, azi nu am mai avut de ce s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n sa lucrez \u00een Oxford, \u00a0\u00een afar\u0103 de faptul ca sunt oamenii mi\u0219to, au la birou cafea mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t am eu acas\u0103 ( am s\u0103 \u00eemi iau un espressor mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii) \u00a0\u0219i c\u0103 e vremea mai bun\u0103. \u00a0Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, \u00a0o noapte \u00een plus cu nevasta, \u00a0f\u0103r\u0103 copii, conteaz\u0103 la fel de mult. A\u0219a c\u0103 am schimbat zborul mintena\u0219. \u00a0Am anun\u021bat mai \u00eenainte nevasta c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc mai devreme , c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 creez \u00eencurc\u0103turi. \u00a0Adic\u0103 Wizzair \u00eemi garanteaz\u0103 c\u0103 pot reprograma zborul, \u00a0dar nevasta e bine s-o \u00eentreb.<\/p>\n

Au \u0103\u0219tia o chestie de la Wizz, zborul e ieftin, \u00a0dar totul e cu bani. Vrei bagaj mai mare de cabin\u0103? \u00a0Bani. Vrei \u00eembarcare prioritar\u0103? \u00a0Bani. Vrei loc cu spa\u021biu la picioare? \u00a0\u0218tii drila. La fel cu cateringul.<\/p>\n

\u0218i e foarte bine ca e a\u0219a. \u00a0Haleala e decent\u0103, \u00a0dac\u0103 am nevoie pl\u0103tesc, dac\u0103 nu dorm.<\/p>\n

Asistentele sunt cam premium, vorba aia, \u00a0f\u0103r\u0103 mizerii gen egalitate intre sexe \u0219i v\u00e2rste. Nu vrea nimeni s\u0103 vad\u0103 mo\u0219i \u0219i babe. Babe da, da’ \u00een englez\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine. E amuzant c\u0103 de fiecare data c\u00e2nd fac checkin \u00a0aplica\u021bia m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 nu cumva vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi aleg eu loc. \u0218i s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pentru el. Orice loc \u00ee\u021bi alegi, \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219ti \u00een func\u021bie de pozi\u021bia lui. Singurele care m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 costa cam 120 de lei per segment de zbor. C\u00e2nd pl\u0103tea compania fire\u0219te c\u0103 luam de toate . Acum nu, c\u0103 a\u0219 pierde pove\u0219tile epice . \u0218i bani.<\/p>\n

Tactica \u0103stora e c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti nicicum \u00ee\u021bi arat\u0103 by default un loc la mijloc (B, E) \u0219i \u00een spate. Chit c\u0103 nu se ocup\u0103 altele mai bune. S\u0103 \u00a0te sperie\/motiveze. \u0218i a\u0219a c\u0103l\u0103toresc.<\/p>\n

Eh, cum eu am schimbat zborul \u0219i am luat unul mai devreme, m-au \u00eentrebat ei ce loc vreau \u0219i am r\u0103spuns la fel. Gen banii mei r\u0103m\u00e2n la mine.<\/p>\n

Treaba e c\u0103 nu au mai fost locuri \u00een avion \u0219i mi-au dat unul \u00a0din alea cu spa\u021biu la picioare de la u\u0219a de urgen\u021b\u0103. 26F. \u00a0C\u0103 nimeni, presupun c\u0103 nu a dorit s\u0103 dea banu’. \u00a0Ooo, s\u0103 fie primit! \u00a0Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 conteaz\u0103 c\u0103-s mu\u0219teriu fidel, nici nu \u00eemi pas\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine. Au \u0103\u0219tia un obicei de a ne \u021bine mult timp la coad\u0103. \u00a0Ast\u0103 sear\u0103 nici nu aveam unde sta jos, c\u0103 nu-s cretin s\u0103 stau acolo ca la p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n

La coad\u0103 cu rom\u00e2ni e cum te-ai a\u0219tepta.<\/p>\n

M-am a\u0219ezat acolo cam pe la jum\u0103tatea cozii, \u00a0judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021bi au venit \u00een spatele meu. Am ajuns la poarta de \u00eembarcare \u00een ultimii 25%. Pula mea, olteni to\u021bi. Se g\u0103se\u0219te mereu unul s\u0103 raga glume de \u0219antier, \u00a0dar a\u0219a pentru toat\u0103 lumea, c\u0103 to\u021bi suntem interesa\u021bi de umorul lui. Mai sunt unii care trag flegme printre din\u021bi, \u00a0pula mea. Am v\u0103zut o familie care insista s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103 cu copiii lor. A\u0219a da!<\/p>\n

Eh, c\u00e2nd ne apropiam de tanti care verifica cartea de \u00eembarcare \u0219i pa\u0219aportul, \u00a0pentru c\u0103 eram deja \u00eent\u00e2rzia\u021bi, \u00a0tanti tot urla s\u0103 desfacem pasaporatele la pagina cu poza.<\/p>\n

Unii \u00een spatele meu bociferau:\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

-Dac\u0103 vrem, f\u0103, \u00a0dac\u0103 vrem! C\u0103 nu suntem obliga\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Lumea \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 se cam conforma. Mai din bun sim\u021b, \u00a0mai c\u0103 f\u0103cea tanti pressing.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi deschid \u0219i eu pa\u0219aportul civilizat.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia ii tr\u0103geau cu :<\/p>\n

-Ia uite \u0219i la fraierii \u0103\u0219tia, \u00a0b\u0103, \u00a0nene! Ce oi sunt! \u00a0Unul nu mi\u0219c\u0103 \u00een front! To\u021bi alinia\u021bi cu pa\u0219apoartele deschise.<\/p>\n

-Da, da, ce fraieri.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi bag pula \u00een ea de civiliza\u021bie, \u00a0c\u0103 cu vitele nu ai cum. Ei nu \u00een\u021beleg c\u00e2nd lucrurile se desf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103 \u00eenspre binele lor.<\/p>\n

Bag frumos pa\u0219aportul \u00een \u00a0buzunar \u0219i fac \u0219i eu pe prostul. Ia, \u00a0coaie, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place s\u0103 stai la coad\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ajung acolo, \u00a0m\u0103 prefac c\u0103 am pierdut pa\u0219aportul ii spun alia ca \u00eel aveam \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia din spate :<\/p>\n

-Hai, b\u0103, \u00a0\u00een pula mea, mai stam mult dup\u0103 tine?<\/p>\n

Le spun scurt:<\/p>\n

-Deh, eu nu sunt oaie ca \u0103ia din fa\u021b\u0103. \u00a0E bine?<\/p>\n

\u00cemi cer scuze \u00een englez\u0103 la tanti negresa care ne controla, scot pa\u0219aportul \u0219i i-l dau.<\/p>\n

Nu. Tot n-a fost bine. Unul din \u0103ia doi pierduse biletul \u00een timpul \u0103sta \u0219i nici pa\u0219apoartele nu le aveau deschise.<\/p>\n

Nu-i nimic, st\u0103m to\u021bi jum\u0103tate de noapte s\u0103 ne \u00eembarcam, c\u0103 a\u0219a e cu pro\u0219tii.<\/p>\n

Mai erau, \u00a0c\u00e2nd am ajuns la boarding, 25% \u00een urma mea. C\u00e2nd am ajuns la scara avionului mai erau 4 . Oameni, nu procente. \u00a0Pe o doamn\u0103 am lasat-o eu s\u0103 \u00a0urce \u00eenainte. \u00a0Am intrat \u00een avion penultimul.<\/p>\n

Pe bilet scrie dac\u0103 s\u0103 te urci prin fa\u021b\u0103 sau prin spate. C\u0103 poate e\u0219ti prost \u0219i nu \u00ee\u021bi dai seama singur cum e mai bine. Eu eram prin spate. \u00cen fa\u021ba mea era unul care avea loc pe r\u00e2ndul 1. \u00a0Unu, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n

Aidepulamea!<\/p>\n

Tot \u00een fa\u021ba mea era unul care ii zice altuia ca are loc acolo. \u00a0Pe la 34.<\/p>\n

-A\u0219a, \u0219i?!<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i doresc s\u0103-l ocup.<\/p>\n

-Aaa, p\u0103i a\u0219teptam mai mult, \u00a0se vorbe\u0219te cu “te rog frumos”, nu?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 a\u0219a e romanul, coaie. EL vrea respect! Ce dac\u0103 st\u0103 ca vita pe locul t\u0103u, \u00a0ce dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i bate joc de tine, el vrea s\u0103 \u00eei vorbe\u0219ti cu “te rog frumos”, \u00a0dac\u0103 nu, \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 pula \u00een m\u0103-ta \u0219i nu vezi nimic.<\/p>\n

-Ave\u021bi loc aici? mai \u00eentreab\u0103 \u0103la.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, nu am, dar tot nu m\u0103 po\u021bi scula a\u0219a. \u00a0Se uit\u0103 la bilet, \u00a0se ridic\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 mai \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. \u00a0Avea la 31, sau treizeci, \u00a0dar acolo era altcineva pe locul lui… Coaie, ce pro\u0219ti, \u00a0\u00eemi r\u00e2d \u00een barb\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ajung la 26F, \u00a0st\u0103tea un nene pe el. M\u0103 uit la stewardesa care era fix \u00een fa\u021ba lui \u0219i \u00eei ar\u0103t biletul.<\/p>\n

\u00cel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 are loc acolo. N-are. Are la 26E, acolo st\u0103 o \u021biganc\u0103, \u00a0l\u00e2ng\u0103 alt\u0103 \u021biganc\u0103 pe 26D. Deja nu prea vreau s\u0103 le stric clubul. Aia de la 26 E, are loc la 26 C. Pe 26C st\u0103 altcineva, dracu’ \u0219tie unde are \u0103la loc, dar 26 A e liber.<\/p>\n

\u00cen mod ciudat, stewardesa m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103, \u00a0de\u0219i cu \u0103ia vorbea rom\u00e2ne\u0219te nativ:<\/p>\n

-Would you like to sit on 26A?<\/p>\n

Sunt m\u00e2ndru, \u00a0nu c\u0103-s elitist, dar nu ai cum dracului s\u0103 nu te bucuri c\u00e2nd gre\u0219e\u0219te cineva \u0219i crede c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti rom\u00e2n.
\nM\u0103 uit la \u0103ia, \u00a0m\u0103 uit la stewardesa:<\/p>\n

-Definitely!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez observ c\u0103 \u0103la care avea loc pe r\u00e2ndul 1 a ajuns \u0219i scoal\u0103 pe \u00a0cineva de acolo.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eemi pun centura, \u0103la ridicat de pe r\u00e2ndul 1 ajunge aproape de jum\u0103tatea avionului.<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 care observ c\u0103 am f\u0103cut afacere. \u00a0M-am mutat din clubul balabustelor l\u00e2ng\u0103 un cioban care st\u0103tea cu curul pe locul lui, dar cu coatele pe al meu \u0219i pe al celui din dreapta sa. \u0218i baguia ceva c\u0103 l-a trimis patronul din Anglia acas\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 \u00eel doare \u00een cur, \u00a0dar sper\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei dea \u0103la banii, c\u0103 altfel el \u00eei d\u0103 foc la biroul din Constan\u021ba cu secretare \u00eenauntru. \u00a0Eu dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi patronul din Anglia a\u0219 lua moldovenii \u00een serios.<\/p>\n

Tre’ s\u0103 \u00eentreb la \u0103\u0219tia c\u00e2t cost\u0103 un loc \u00een cabin\u0103, \u00a0cu pilotul.
\n\u021aine\u021bi minte bine: Dreptul la liber\u0103 circula\u021bie combinat cu \u00a0zborurile ieftine fac un mare deserviciu civiliza\u021biei!<\/p>\n

Un pic mai nocive dec\u00e2t poluarea.<\/p>\n

Am inchis ochii \u0219i c\u00e2nd i-am deschis m-am trezit \u00een Canada 🍁. Nu sunt sigur dac\u0103 nu ne-au invadat, cumva, ru\u0219ii cu tot cu un val de \u00a0z\u0103pad\u0103 \u2744 \u0219i un frig de-mi face \u00a0vasectomie prin pantalonii dintr-o stof\u0103 prea sub\u021bire si un material de o culoare nepotrivit\u0103 pentru vremurile astea.<\/p>\n

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