{"id":790,"date":"2014-10-07T21:05:54","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T19:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=790"},"modified":"2014-10-09T18:25:06","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T16:25:06","slug":"dume-de-aeroport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"Dume de Aeroport"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ajung la \u00a0control pasapoarte . \u00a0In dreapta mea , o tanti cu aifon 6 si boarding pass-ul pe el, il inmaneaza dimpreuna cu pasaportul ofiterului\u00a0care face \u00a0controlul. Nea&#8217; ofiterul se uita lung la el si zice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; We are holding the boarding pass here!<\/p>\n<p>Femeia \u00a0se uita lung.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; We need the boarding pass ma&#8217;am, we must keep it \u00a0here.<\/p>\n<p>Femeia se prinde ca-i gluma si incepe sa zambeasca. Ofiterul insista.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Look, I need to stamp it for verification. Si scoate o stampila metalica gen parafa de sofer de autobuz.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"791\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=791#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/metalic-stamper.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"358,365\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"metalic stamper\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/metalic-stamper-294x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/metalic-stamper.jpg\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-791\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/metalic-stamper-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"metalic stamper\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In timp ce zambeam prosteste tragand cu ochiul \u00a0la vecini, ofiterul care-mi verifica mie actele ma intreaba:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Purtati peruca?<\/p>\n<p>-Ummm, nu?!<\/p>\n<p>-Pai \u00a0, in poza de pe pasaport nu aveti parul cret.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.Ma-ta!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Da, pai in poza aia parul are 1 centimetru , nu se increteste asa din scurt&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>.. ma gandesc, plm ce dobitoc&#8230;la care zice:<\/p>\n<p>-Glumeam :). \u00a0Credeam ca il aveti pus pe bigudiuri.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Sa moara \u00a0ma-ta ! 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