{"id":7902,"date":"2017-02-19T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-19T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7902"},"modified":"2017-02-19T12:36:55","modified_gmt":"2017-02-19T10:36:55","slug":"un-analfabet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=7902","title":{"rendered":"Un analfabet"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2ndva a ap\u0103rut pe peretele liftului din blocul unde locuiesc un text scris cu pixul:<\/p>\n

PIZDA, O ADOR. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

 Cred c\u0103 am mai zis asta. L-am v\u0103zut,  l-am aprobat, am apreciat c\u0103 e scris de un om educat. Da, a pus \u0219i virgula aia acolo. <\/p>\n

Nici prin g\u00e2nd nu mi-a trecut s\u0103  \u0219terg.  Putea s\u0103 fi scris \u0219i pe u\u0219a mea. <\/p>\n

Vreun vecin a fost, \u00eens\u0103,  deranjat \u0219i cineva a dat cu var peste. <\/p>\n

Scriitorul a insistat \u0219i \u0219i-a marcat din nou manifestul. <\/p>\n

Vecinul s-a enervat \u0219i a \u0219ters cu un cui, ceva. Ur\u00e2t din partea lui. <\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 omul \u00eendr\u0103gostit 😍 s-a mutat din bloc, sau a renun\u021bat s\u0103 se mai exprime public, sau poate s-a certat cu pizda, cine \u0219tie, c\u0103 nu a mai rescris. <\/p>\n

Dar joi seara, c\u00e2nd plecam la \u021bar\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u00een bloc s-a mutat un analfabet. <\/p>\n

Am g\u0103sit scris \u00een lift: <\/p>\n

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“Sugeti Pula to\u021bi dup\u0103 scar\u0103 <\/b>[ neinteligibil].”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd c\u0103 scrisul e infect.  \u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd c\u0103 omul fie e analfabet,  cel mai probabil, fie e un feti\u0219ist<\/i> dubios. Adic\u0103 de ce s\u0103 mergem to\u021bi dup\u0103 scar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 o sugem acolo? Avem loc?  <\/p>\n

Sunt enervat \u0219i dac\u0103-l prind ii rup m\u00e2na \u00een u\u0219a liftului.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi pl\u0103cea cel dinainte. Romantic,vorba aia. <\/p>\n

Mi-a povestit un cunoscut ( deci nu bag m\u00e2na \u00een foc c\u0103 e adev\u0103rat)  c\u0103 pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram genera\u021bia noastr\u0103 \u00een \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i educa\u021bia se mai f\u0103cea \u0219i cu b\u0103taia ( asta \u0219tiu c\u0103 e adev\u0103rat)  colegii \u00ee\u0219i mai trimiteau foi scrise, din banca \u00een banc\u0103 , c\u00e2nd nu aveau poft\u0103 de ce se preda “la tabl\u0103”.  Inclusiv ( a se citi mai ales) <\/b> cu texte vulgare \u0219i ceea ce acum ai numi hartuire sexual\u0103.  \u0218i asta \u0219tiu c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpla, c\u0103 scriam \u0219i eu.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i la un moment dat un coleg de-al \u0103stuia a fost prins de profesorul de mate c\u0103 a dat unei pizde o foaie pe care scria mare ” S\u0103 mio sugi”. <\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 l-ar fi b\u0103tut violent c\u0103 e un analfabet \u0219i c\u0103 nu \u0219tie s\u0103 scrie corect \u0219i  l-ar fi pus s\u0103 scrie pe caietul de matematic\u0103 de 100 de ori “S\u0103 mi-o sugi”  corect. Tem\u0103!  <\/p>\n

Iar a doua zi l-ar fi b\u0103tut iar\u0103\u0219i c\u0103 lipsea semnul exclam\u0103rii. <\/p>\n

Lucru cu care rezonez. Limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi permite s\u0103 fii foarte creativ \u00een a vorbi vulgar,  a \u00eenjura,  a ponegri. \u0102sta e unul din pu\u021binele lucruri pe care pentru care g\u0103sesc c\u0103 e util s\u0103 \u0219tii rom\u00e2ne\u0219te.  S\u0103 \u00eenjuri al\u021bi rom\u00e2ni.  S\u0103 \u00eei faci s\u0103 se simt\u0103 mizerabil. Am auzit c\u0103 maghiara ar fi la fel de bogat\u0103,  dar, cum nu o cunosc, nu \u00eemi dau cu p\u0103rerea. <\/p>\n

Partea dificil\u0103 e c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi dai pu\u021bin silin\u021ba ca s\u0103 \u00eenjuri corect c\u00e2nd scrii. <\/p>\n

\u0218i un simplu ”  ‘te-n pula mea! ” necesita c\u00e2teva no\u021biuni  de ortografie \u0219i gramatic\u0103,  nu e chiar pentru oricine. <\/p>\n

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C\u00e2ndva a ap\u0103rut pe peretele liftului din blocul unde locuiesc un text scris cu pixul: PIZDA, O ADOR.   Cred c\u0103 am mai zis asta. L-am…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[1674,1673,1261],"class_list":["post-7902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-analfabetism","tag-grafferi","tag-mizerie","post_format-post-format-image"],"views":2326,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-23s","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7902"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7908,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7902\/revisions\/7908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}