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Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai aud c\u0103 exist\u0103 unii pe la Academia \u00a0Rom\u00e2n\u0103. \u00a0Aproape mereu se remarc\u0103 prin idio\u021benie.<\/p>\n

Penultima data a fost c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut o cl\u0103dire monstruos de mare, eu neav\u00e2nd habar pe unde \u00ee\u0219i petrec pop\u00e2nd\u0103ii \u0103\u0219tia inutili timpul.<\/p>\n

Nu \u00eemi aduc aminte \u00a0de ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd am auzit c\u0103 au fost \u0103\u0219tia utili, dar ultima dat\u0103 auzi de ei azi<\/a>, dup\u0103 munc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Au scos \u0103\u0219tia un document denumit pompos \u00a0\u201dStrategia de dezvoltare a Rom\u00e2niei \u00een urm\u0103torii 20 de ani<\/a>\u201d, care e protejat \u0219i din care nu poti copia ceva, pentru c\u0103 se \u0219tie c\u0103 e al academiei, iar \u0103\u0219tia nu lucreaz\u0103 \u00een interesul publicului larg. Ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 le fura\u021bi voi strategia, b\u0103?<\/p>\n

Doar din titlu m\u0103 \u00eentreb amuzat : Auzi, b\u0103? Or fi avut \u0103\u0219tia o strategie \u0219i pentru dezvoltarea Rom\u00e2niei \u00een \u0103\u0219tia 20 de ani care au trecut? C\u0103 eu n-am v\u0103zut vreuna. Dar mai \u0219tii, or fi \u021binut-o \u0219i pe aia sub cheie, s\u0103 n-o vad\u0103 cineva \u0219i s\u0103 le-o implementeze prin surprindere.<\/p>\n

Aparent, lumea e exaltat\u0103 de conceptul \u00a0din paragraful \u0103sta \u0219i m-am chinuit s\u0103-l copiez liter\u0103 cu liter\u0103, doar ca s\u0103 \u00a0\u00een\u021belege\u021bi c\u00e2t de inutile pot fi leprele \u0103lea:<\/p>\n

Pentru a reduce pierderile de capital uman<\/strong> cu prega\u0306tire superioara<\/strong><\/span>, prin parasirea taarii, credem ca se impune ca orice absolvent de invatamant superior beneficiar al subventiei de la buget sa fie obligat sa lucreze in tara\u0306 un interval de timp egal cu durata studiilor subventionate sau sa deconteze cheltuielile cu pregatirea profesionala.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Micul liberal s-a trezit \u00een fiecare omule\u021b \u0219i fiecare \u00a0num\u0103r\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2nd banii pe care trebuie s\u0103 \u00eei pl\u0103teasc\u0103 un student din \u201dAmerica\u201d pentru studii superioare, zeci \u0219i sute de mii de dolari. Serios:<\/p>\n

Zoso( Mai sunt \u0219i al\u021bii \u00een afar\u0103 de el, dar sunt irelevan\u021bi, \u00een ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te. ):<\/p>\n

Studentul rom\u00e2n are \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul gratuit, nici nu prea se intereseaz\u0103 de el, ia diploma \u00een din\u021bi, nu zice nici m\u0103car s\u0103ru-m\u00e2na \u0219i pleac\u0103 \u00een SUA, unde facultatea cost\u0103 120.000$ ca popa.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Poate la MIT<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum ar trebui ei, studen\u021bii, s\u0103 dea banii \u00eenapoi la stat, dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 plece.<\/p>\n

Dar logica se rupe aici :<\/p>\n

\u201cvrei s\u0103 pleci? ok, drum bun, dar pl\u0103te\u0219ti matale 50.000\u20ac \u00een contul educa\u021biei pe care ai primit-o \u0219i de pe urma c\u0103reia o s\u0103 profite alte state\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hahahahhaha! Ce, ma? Care 50 000 ? De lei? Vechi? In contul a ce?<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem :<\/p>\n

Eu sunt de acord ca facultatea s\u0103 fie cu plat\u0103, c\u0103 de ce s\u0103 vreau eu s\u0103 \u00a0fac\u0103 to\u021bi pro\u0219tii facultate pe banii mei? \u00a0\u0218i, da, dac\u0103 ai primit finan\u021bare de la stat s\u0103 dai banii \u00eenapoi dac\u0103 pleci din \u021bar\u0103. B\u0103, dar nu numai dac\u0103 pleci. \u0218i dac\u0103 nu faci ceva \u00een folosul statului \u00een anii urm\u0103tori, nu neap\u0103rat s\u0103 lucrezi, c\u0103 poate nu vrei s\u0103 mori de foame, dar ceva acolo, c\u0103 statul \u021bi-a dat banii, adic\u0103 eu, nu priva\u021bii.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hai, hai, s\u0103 te aud pe primul care zici c\u0103-s ipocrit c\u0103 am f\u0103cut \u0219i eu facultate pe banii statului. Hai, zii, s\u0103 te bag \u00een m\u0103-ta cu m\u0103-ta cu tot!<\/p>\n

Coaie, eu mi-am pl\u0103tit facultatea \u00a0– mul\u021bumesc tat\u0103 pentru ajutor, nevast\u0103-mea \u0219i-a pl\u0103tit-o, frate-meu \u0219i-a platit-o. Mul\u021bumesc, tat\u0103, \u0219i pentru el.<\/p>\n

De fapt, pentru frate-meu statul rom\u00e2n ar trebui s\u0103-i mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 lui tata c\u0103 a finan\u021bat sistemul de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt f\u0103r\u0103 mare folos. Lucreaz\u0103 cu totul altceva. Auzi\u021bi, b\u0103 , \u00eempu\u021bi\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia de la academie? Pe banii lui tata sta\u021bi acolo, ca s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Pentru mine e ok, eu mi-am scos \u00a0banii \u00eenapoi cu profit din scutirea de impozit, mul\u021bumesc frumos. Chiar am ales o facultate util\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar altceva vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun. \u00a0Am studiat una din cele mai scumpe facult\u0103\u021bi din Rom\u00e2nia la vremea aia pentru mirobolanta suma de 1000 -1200 de EUR \/ an x 5 ani, \u00a0cam 6k de euro. \u00a0La ASE era mai pu\u021bin. Acum e taxa 3500 de lei pe an , adica aproape 800 de EUR\/ an. Zic asta ca am studiat pe urma si un an la ASE, de data asta la buget. De prob\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cei a\u0219tept pe \u0103ia de la academia rom\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 dac\u0103 vor banii \u00eenapoi pentru anul de la ASE, c\u0103 li-i dau \u00een cash, lipi\u021bi pe frunte, cu dedica\u021bie.<\/p>\n

De aci \u0219i p\u0103n\u0103 la 60k euro \u00a0mai sunt vreo dou\u0103 ma\u0219ini de p\u00e2ine de m\u00e2ncat.<\/p>\n

Ici\u0219ea, la Oxford, costa mai pu\u021bin de 10k lire<\/a> un an de studiu. Deci mai pu\u021bin de 50k euro pe \u201dsejur complet \u0219i cu all inclusive\u201d. A\u0219a c\u0103 despre ce vorbim?<\/p>\n

A auzit cineva de Universitatea Politehnica din Bucure\u0219ti ? Nu, serios, care v\u0103 mai gasi\u021bi prin \u021b\u0103ri str\u0103ine \u00eentreba\u021bi-i pe \u0103ia dac\u0103 au auzit de facultatea voastra de \u201dielit\u0103\u201d, oricare ar fi aia, din Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

NU AI PENTRU CE S\u0102 PL\u0102TE\u0218TI, \u00ceN ROM\u00c2NIA, MAI MULT DE 2000 DE EUR\/AN LA ORICE FACULTATE. \u00a0Si 2000 e prea mult. Iete c\u00e2t cost\u0103 \u00a0s\u0103 studiezi la KIT <\/a>\u00een Germania, care are o reputatie mai bun\u0103 decat\u00a0zece politehnici rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti \u00a0puse una peste alta.<\/p>\n

Prost s\u0103 fii s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti 1000 de EUR pe an s\u0103 studiezi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. A\u0219a ca mine! Mai ales c\u00e2nd faci foamea pentru asta, sau e\u0219ti nevoit s\u0103 recurgi la \u201dmijloace alternative\u201d de f\u0103cut bani, c\u0103 s\u0103-mi ar\u0103ta\u021bi mie joburile \u0103lea b\u0103noase pentru studen\u021bi prin 2002-2005. Aha.<\/p>\n

Iar aici se produce un al doilea rift \u00een falia logicii t\u0103l\u00e2mbe din documentul \u0103la.<\/p>\n

Cumva pro\u0219tii de la academie cred c\u0103 pun\u00e2nd astfel de condi\u021bii vor \u201dlega de glie\u201d studen\u021bii, c\u0103 \u00een fond sunt s\u0103raci \u0219i pro\u0219ti \u0219i alt\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103 n-au.<\/p>\n

Eu zic c-o s\u0103 sug\u0103 pula cu tactica asta \u0219i-o s\u0103 p\u0103streze numai pro\u0219tii care-s incapabili s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 burse \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate sau s\u0103 se care dracu de-aci pe banii lor, c\u0103 numai pe pro\u0219ti \u00eei po\u021bi \u021bine sclavi. Nu e bai, pro\u0219tii \u0103ia vor putea popula, mai t\u00e2rziu, cl\u0103direa academiei \u0219i vor putea face planuri pe urm\u0103torii 20 de ani.<\/p>\n

Dar, da, s-o aplice.<\/p>\n

Voiam s\u0103 pun o poz\u0103 cu magna cum<\/a><\/strong> , dar \u00eemi sare lumea \u00een cap pe motiv de NSFW.<\/p>\n

De fapt, m-am razgandit.<\/p>\n

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