{"id":8040,"date":"2017-03-05T16:02:50","date_gmt":"2017-03-05T14:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8040"},"modified":"2017-03-05T16:02:50","modified_gmt":"2017-03-05T14:02:50","slug":"natura-si-tarani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8040","title":{"rendered":"Natur\u0103 \u0219i \u021b\u0103rani\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am petrecut \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 zile la \u021bar\u0103.  <\/p>\n

C\u00e2teodat\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cum a\u0219 putea decupa casa de acolo cu Olt cu tot, dar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103, \u0219i s-o mut \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Dar nu \u0219tiu, pula mea, unde. <\/p>\n

Am fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la Dedeman s\u0103 iau ni\u0219te chestii s\u0103 lungesc sistemul de ap\u0103 prin curte \u0219i sa trag \u0219i ni\u0219te cabluri electrice dac\u0103 tot o sa fie s\u0103pate ni\u0219te \u0219an\u021buri.  C\u0103 mi-e sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de prelungitoare. Vreau mai altfel.  \u0218i s\u0103 iau un bec 💡 cu led, c\u0103 zice tata c\u0103 pl\u00e2ng 😭 vecinii c\u00e2nd v\u0103d facturile de la CEZ. Care acum mi se pare c\u0103 arat\u0103 c\u0103 un coi imens \u0219i inflamat deasupra capului meu.  A\u0219a de bine se potrive\u0219te. Nici eu nu-s designer, dar m\u0103car e amuzant.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine am oprit undeva unde a sc\u0103zut barajul, presupun,  c\u0103 au lucr\u0103ri de \u00eentre\u021binere,  ca s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la scoici. <\/p>\n

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\u0218i am remarcat 2 lucruri. Nu scoicile. <\/p>\n

Unu e c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai mor multi rum\u00e2ni n-o sa le mai \u00eencap\u0103 crucile l\u00e2ng\u0103 f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n

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Al doilea e c\u0103 de \u0219i au pubele \u0219i co\u0219uri de gunoi🚮 la popasul amenajat, nu e mare diferen\u021b\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de vremea c\u00e2nd astea lipseau. Gunoiul e tot pe l\u00e2ng\u0103.  Animale…<\/p>\n

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Mi-am luat cacaturile de la Dedeman \u0219i eram la cas\u0103 sa pl\u0103tesc.  \u00centind cardul. Casiera: <\/p>\n

-Nu ave\u021bi zece bani?  <\/p>\n

B\u0103,  asta n-o vedea cardul, ma \u00eentreb? <\/p>\n

-Nu pute\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eencasa\u021bi de pe card cu virgul\u0103?  <\/p>\n

-Ba da, cum s\u0103 nu. Dar era mai simplu a\u0219a,  s\u0103 \u00eemi da\u021bi zece bani \u0219i s\u0103 bat sum\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103,  c\u0103 poate gre\u0219esc \u0219i dup\u0103 aia e mai complicat \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 dau explica\u021bii pentru 10 bani. <\/p>\n

Cristoaseeee! Am sim\u021bit c\u0103 m\u0103 ia cu ame\u021beal\u0103.  A dracu’ virgula asta. Vezi, m\u0103, bine era c\u00e2nd erau banii cu milioane…<\/p>\n

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Nu am g\u0103sit ce copex aveam nevoie \u0219i am oprit la alt magazin intr-o comun\u0103 cu preten\u021bii de ora\u0219.  <\/p>\n

\u00cel ochesc \u0219i \u00eentreb o doamn\u0103 de la raion:<\/p>\n

-Vinde\u021bi la metru?  <\/p>\n

-Da, c\u00e2t vre\u021bi?  <\/p>\n

-17 metri. C\u00e2t e metrul.<\/p>\n

-Nu \u0219tiu. <\/p>\n

T\u0103cere jenant\u0103.  Eu a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple ceva,  de\u0219i nu eram sigur ce. Doamna \u00eentreab\u0103 un coleg de raion. <\/p>\n

-Auzi, c\u00e2t e copexul \u0103sta?  <\/p>\n

\u0102la,  f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite:<\/p>\n

-60 de bani metrul. <\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 am f\u0103cut super afacere, e prea ieftin.  E cu inser\u021bie metalica si cam gros pentru 60 de bani. Omul se uit\u0103 \u00eenspre noi \u0219i revine :<\/p>\n

-Dar nu \u0103la.  \u0102la e mai scump.  Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t e. Vezi c\u0103 sunt preturile acolo. <\/p>\n

Nu erau preturile acolo. <\/p>\n

Doamna:<\/p>\n

-\u00cel mai vre\u021bi?  <\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, da, dar pute\u021bi s\u0103 mi-l vinde\u021bi? <\/p>\n

-Da. <\/p>\n

-Cum, dac\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi cat cost\u0103?  <\/p>\n

-Cu bani! <\/p>\n

Exasperat ( c\u00e2t pula mea poate sa coste) :<\/p>\n

-Da, \u00eel vreau. <\/p>\n

\u00cel taie, m\u0103 mai \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau altceva \u0219i \u00eel duce la cas\u0103. \u00cel las\u0103 acolo pe tejghea.  Al\u021bii vin, pl\u0103tesc…<\/p>\n

Ajung \u0219i eu,  stau la r\u00e2nd, in fa\u021ba mea sunt unii care se g\u0103sesc rud\u0103 cu v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea. \u00cei cam gr\u0103be\u0219te:<\/p>\n

-Haide\u021bi,  s\u0103 v\u0103 bat produsele mai repede.<\/p>\n

-Aaa, nu,  e ok.  Nu ne gr\u0103bim.  <\/p>\n

\u00cemi vine r\u00e2ndul, dau s\u0103 deschid gura despre cablul dar doi mo\u0219i vin tare din spate s\u0103 se bage \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n

-M\u0103 scuza\u021bi,  eram la r\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n

-Da, sigur! Nicio problem\u0103. <\/p>\n

Cu excep\u021bia faptului c\u0103 stau tot acolo \u00een sufletul meu. <\/p>\n

V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea:<\/p>\n

-\u0218i c\u00e2ti metri sunt? <\/p>\n

-17.<\/p>\n

Un mo\u0219 :<\/p>\n

De ce ai luat, tat\u0103,  fix 17? Poate \u00ee\u021bi mai trebuie un metru-doi, poate nu ai m\u0103surat bine … <\/p>\n

-C\u0103 e num\u0103r prim.<\/p>\n

\u0218i l-am blocat.<\/p>\n

V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea :<\/p>\n

-V\u0103d c\u0103 e cu inser\u021bie metalic\u0103, de c\u00e2t este?  (n. m. Diametrul)  <\/p>\n

-Nu \u0219tiu.  Nu v-a zis doamna? <\/p>\n

-Nu.<\/p>\n

Se uit\u0103 \u00een catalog: <\/p>\n

-O fi de 16? Uite \u0103sta e 1.75 lei pe metru. Sau de 18? \u0102sta e 2.15. Ce crede\u021bi. <\/p>\n

Avea o rulet\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea. Cred c\u0103 ar putea s\u0103 m\u0103soare. Dar mai cred \u0219i c\u0103 e de 20, care costa 2.75 pe metru \u0219i c\u0103 e proast\u0103 de bubuie, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eei spun c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu. <\/p>\n

Crede c\u0103 e de 18 \u0219i at\u00e2ta bate pe cas\u0103. <\/p>\n

Plec. Bag pula \u0219i plec.<\/p>\n

Acas\u0103 m\u0103sor \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 e de 20. Oare de ce nu prosper\u0103 afacerile rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti? <\/p>\n

Pe drum observ c\u0103 a venit prim\u0103vara.  Oamenii au dat foc la c\u00e2mpuri,  fum de te \u00eentoarce \u00eenapoi. Ni\u0219te muncitori ai unei fabrici din c\u00e2mpul \u0103la stau ca vitele \u00een fum \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 autobuzul. Cum nu le\u0219ina de la monoxid de carbon nu pot \u0219ti. <\/p>\n

Acas\u0103,  seara,  v\u0103d ceva foc \u00een dep\u0103rtare. Peste Olt. Merg s\u0103 v\u0103d ce e. Pula mea, a venit prim\u0103vara. Sun la ISU s\u0103 anun\u021b incendiul de vegeta\u021bie . Mda, vor anun\u021ba prim\u0103ria. ISU sunt \u0103ia ca pompierii. <\/p>\n

Acas\u0103, ma ceart\u0103 tata ca nu trebuia. C\u0103 poate le d\u0103 amend\u0103.  Poate mie, c\u0103 i-am deranjat.<\/p>\n

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Mda. Altfel romantic.  Nu zic.  M\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzesc la focul care mistuie lumea. Un \u0219emineu imens,  pentru s\u0103raci. Era bun \u0219i un pahar de vin, dar eram cu ma\u0219ina. <\/p>\n

N-a reu\u0219it nimeni s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg aerul cui \u00eel arzi c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi cure\u021bi tarlaua a\u0219a.  C\u0103 eu pl\u0103tesc taxe de poluare la ma\u0219in\u0103. <\/p>\n

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