{"id":8087,"date":"2017-03-13T06:27:08","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T04:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8087"},"modified":"2017-03-13T06:35:02","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T04:35:02","slug":"romanii-sunt-tari-in-clanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8087","title":{"rendered":"Rom\u00e2nii sunt tari \u00een clan\u021b\u0103\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu prea o \u00een\u021beleg pe asta.  A\u0219tept s\u0103 \u00eemi verifice un nene cartea de \u00eembarcare \u00eenainte de controlul de securitate. <\/p>\n

Coada \u00een spatele meu e p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Drumul Taberei.<\/p>\n

Un \u021big\u0103nete cu str\u00e2mba de toarta vrea s\u0103 se a\u0219eze acolo direct \u00een fa\u021ba tuturor. Coada e pentru fraieri.  <\/i><\/p>\n

Tipul care controleaz\u0103 \u00eei spune s\u0103 zboare mai \u00eencolo,  s\u0103 stea la coad\u0103.  \u0102sta o arde \u00een “nu vreau-uri”,  \u00een scuze \u0219i vrea privilegii de ciorete. <\/p>\n

Controlorul \u00ee\u0219i pierde r\u0103bdarea \u0219i se r\u0103ste\u0219te un pic la el. \u0218i \u00eencepe. <\/p>\n

Se inflameaz\u0103 os\u00e2nza \u00een ciumaflete \u0219i ridic\u0103 din aripi,  gesticuleaz\u0103, \u00eel ia la rost pe controlor, c\u0103 cine pula mea e el, \u00eenfoiat ca un curcan. Nu m\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi gre\u0219it, pu\u021boiul e mai scund ca mine \u0219i aproape rotund. <\/p>\n

Iar controlorul, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 se lase mai \u00een genunchi a\u0219a dac\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 \u00eei fut\u0103 un cap \u00een gur\u0103.  Sau ar putea s\u0103 calce pe el. <\/p>\n

Controlorul nu vrea, \u00eens\u0103,  s\u0103 \u00eel joace pe cap, ci doar s\u0103 se infoaie la el, s\u0103 \u00eel fac\u0103 din vorbe, din amenin\u021b\u0103ri \u0219i din ton \u0219i pleac\u0103 s\u0103 se certe cu el.  Cu telefonul meu cu tot, ce pula lui. A\u0219tept,  ce s\u0103 fac. <\/p>\n

Mai-mai c\u0103 \u00eei fute handicapatul vreo dou\u0103,  bine,  ar putea doar din s\u0103ritur\u0103,  dar am impresia asta :).  <\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 \u00eel u\u0219uie de acolo \u0219i se \u00eentoarce triumf\u0103tor 😤. <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, nene! \u00cen orice alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103,  \u00eentr-un aeroport,  situa\u021bia asta se rezolv\u0103 simplu, cu doi \u270c agen\u021bi de securitate care \u00eel iau frumos de umeri pe scandalagiu \u0219i \u00eel roag\u0103 frumos s\u0103 \u00eei urmeze p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103 din aeroport,  dup\u0103 care \u00eel iau pe sus. <\/b><\/p>\n

C\u0103,  “v\u0103 rog frumos s\u0103 ne urma\u021bi” \u0103sta e un fel de “Coaie, mergi pe picioarele tale de bun\u0103 voie,  sau \u0219tergem pe jos cu tine p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103?  <\/p>\n

C\u0103 am vazut-o \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u00e2ndu-se \u00een ambele feluri. Si cu mers pe picioare, mai at\u00e2rnat \u00een cui a\u0219a,  dar c\u00e2t  de c\u00e2t demn, \u0219i \u00een stilul “salvat de la \u00eenec “,  cu dat din picioare \u0219i burta ie\u0219it\u0103 din c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103.  Ambele feluri cu rom\u00e2ni tari \u00een gur\u0103, fire\u0219te.  Diferen\u021ba o face p\u00e2n\u0103 unde mergi, c\u00e2t de tare ai tupeu s\u0103 te faci de r\u00e2s. <\/p>\n

Nu trebuie s\u0103 stea un angajat pentru altceva dec\u00e2t pentru ce e acolo, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 poalele \u00een cap \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 schimb de pule cu to\u021bi termina\u021bii.  <\/p>\n

#ritualuri #rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti <\/p>\n

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Nu prea o \u00een\u021beleg pe asta.  A\u0219tept s\u0103 \u00eemi verifice un nene cartea de \u00eembarcare \u00eenainte de controlul de securitate.  Coada \u00een spatele meu e…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8086,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,82],"tags":[546,1722],"class_list":["post-8087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-prin-lume","tag-aeroport","tag-scandalagiu"],"views":3103,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wp-1489379212331.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-26r","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8087"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8090,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8087\/revisions\/8090"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}