{"id":8106,"date":"2017-03-15T23:19:41","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T21:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8106"},"modified":"2017-03-16T09:43:06","modified_gmt":"2017-03-16T07:43:06","slug":"161-planning-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8106","title":{"rendered":"161. Planning fail"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am un coleg care o sa zic\u0103 c\u0103 numai mie mi se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit prin vitrine de bezmetic. \u00cemi imaginez c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een Bucure\u0219ti pe jos. Plec a\u0219a dinspre Luton \u00eenspre r\u0103s\u0103rit, \u00a0ajung la malul m\u0103rii, \u00a0nu m\u0103 mai obosesc sa caut gura eurotunelului, c\u0103 poate \u00eel d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 Theresa May p\u00e2n\u0103 ajung eu la lumini\u021b\u0103 , ci \u00eemi dau doar pardesiul jos, \u00eel arunc pe troler \u0219i o iau \u00eencet \u00eenot. \u00a0Telefonul rezista la ap\u0103, \u00a0cred ca \u0219i laptopul. \u00cen partea ailalt\u0103 stau jum\u0103tate de ora s\u0103 ma usuc apoi o iau la pas. Trec a\u0219a Fran\u021ba, \u00a0m\u0103 opresc p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u0103ru’ meu la grani\u021ba cu Germania, \u00a0cred c\u0103 ajung p\u00e2n\u0103 o sa aib\u0103 botezul, numai bine s\u0103 bem \u0219i un vin , iar apoi continui pe marginea vreunei autostr\u0103zi pana la grani\u021ba cu Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i de acolo pe c\u00e2mp, normal.<\/p>\n

Dar nici a\u0219a nu e de ajuns. Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentorc.<\/p>\n

Simt c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fac asta. Cum zic gagicile, “nu merit \u0219i eu” un drum p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i \u00eenapoi pe jos? Doar a\u0219a ar mai avea sens restul ra\u021bionamentului meu idiot.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 m-a prostit foamea. Da, mi-e o foame de nervi! De aia m\u0103 uit \u00een vitrine \u00a0la ni\u0219te pui teriyaki cu paste, \u00a0o ditai galeata la magazinul \u0103lora de la lan\u021bul wasabi. Nu am m\u00e2ncat a\u0219a de mult de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 f\u0103cusem ca porcu’. Acum a\u0219 m\u00e2nca, \u00a0dar e momentul s\u0103 m\u0103 zgarcesc \u0219i la m\u00e2ncare. \u00a0Aveam o sticl\u0103 de plastic de ap\u0103 \u00een rucsac, am aruncat-o la co\u0219. \u00a0Dac\u0103 o duceam \u00een Auchan la reciclat, \u00a0m\u0103 b\u0103team cu aurolacii la automat \u0219i primeam 50 de bani, cred.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 sunt idiot \u0219i c\u0103 am s\u0103 mor de foame p\u00e2n\u0103 reu\u0219esc sa economisesc cei 161 de lire.<\/p>\n

\u0218i ma g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 am fost un idiot ca puteam s\u0103 \u00eei pun la cei 300 de lire \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei iau un \u00a0Samsung S7 so\u021biei, \u00a0sau ceva.<\/p>\n

Asta e, sunt du\u0219i, \u00eemi iau galeata \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc bulimic.
\n\u0218i imi aduc aminte ce m\u00e2ndru coborasem eu din autocar \u00een Luton, fericit c\u0103 nu mi-a mai fost r\u0103u, \u00a0m-am dus linie s\u0103 intru la controlul de securitate, \u00a0am scos telefonul s\u0103 scaneze cartea de \u00eembarcare, \u00a0g\u00e2ndindu-m\u0103 la tot felul de planuri, p\u00e2n\u0103 am auzit c\u0103 piuia ma\u0219ina aia ro\u0219u.<\/p>\n

\u0218i prin ro\u0219eata ei o vedeam pe tanti controloarea cum \u00eemi spune z\u00e2mbind c\u0103 nu e bun zborul.<\/p>\n

-Cum s\u0103 nu fie bun! S-a stricat? \u00a0Uite, sunt “checked \u00een”! Scrie \u0219i la tine pe ecran, ce dreaqu!<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, da. Dar e m\u00e2ine, nu azi. A\u021bi ajuns cu o zi mai devreme!<\/p>\n

-Aaa?!<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit \u0219i da. Fi-mi-ar capul al dracu’ de Phileas Fogg ce sunt, am ajuns cu fix o zi mai devreme, dar cum dracu’, c\u0103 de abia ce plecai din Oxford. \u00cenc\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut \u00eenconjurul P\u0103m\u00e2ntului.<\/p>\n

Mda, am zboruri flexibile la Wizz \u0219i at\u00e2t l-am flexat pe \u0103sta de a ajuns cu \u00eentoarcere joi, de\u0219i \u0219tiam c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc miercuri. Adic\u0103, \u00a0nu c\u0103 \u0219tiam, a\u0219a intentionam, \u00a0na.<\/p>\n

Dar asear\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors de la Londra, nu m-am mai uitat. Am f\u0103cut checkin direct ca vita. B\u0103 \u0219i numai o bere am b\u0103ut, \u00a0lol.<\/p>\n

Zic – staaaai ca pot s\u0103 \u00eel schimb ca e flex \u0219i pula mea. C\u0103cat, o dat\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut checkin nu mai pot.<\/p>\n

Ii spun femeii \u00eencrez\u0103tor ca Arnold:<\/p>\n

-I’ll be back!<\/p>\n

\u015ei ea:<\/p>\n

-Sure, tomorrow!<\/p>\n

Ma duc la unii care se ocup\u0103 cu pro\u0219ti ca mine s\u0103 \u00eemi reprogrameze zborul. Dac\u0103 o mai fi vreun loc. Dac\u0103 nu, la noapte dorm \u00een Londra \u0219i mai \u00eencerc o data m\u00e2ine :).<\/p>\n

Sun\u0103 nenea asta \u00a0la Wizz, dar in 10 minute “pe ceas” \u0103ia nu r\u0103spund. \u00a0Exasperat \u00eemi zice c\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau poate s\u0103 \u00eemi v\u00e2nd\u0103 un bilet \u0219i m\u0103 descurc eu cu “refund-ul”. \u00cel \u00eentreb cat e \u0219i zice ca 161 de lire.<\/p>\n

-Aaa, insist\u0103 acolo, prietene. R\u0103m\u00e2i la telefon. De 161 de lire mai st\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Unui zg\u00e2rcit ca mine nu \u00eei fac bine \u0219ocurile \u0103stea. \u00a0Se sparge o ven\u0103, ceva.<\/p>\n

Zice c\u0103 oricum o s\u0103 m\u0103 coste ceva. Stiu, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 la 161 de lire mai baga fise. Dup\u0103 5 minute \u00eemi zice c\u0103 mai e doar locul \u0103la \u0219i dac\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103 altcineva biletul mi-o iau la muie \u0219i cu refund \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mda, bun argument.<\/p>\n

-Uite ici cardul! \u00a0\u0218i vezi dac\u0103 cost\u0103 mai mult s\u0103 \u00eemi pui bagaj mare de cabin\u0103, \u00a0c\u0103 uite!<\/p>\n

\u00cemi spune c\u0103 e “bonus”. Lol, la banii \u0103\u0219tia…<\/p>\n

\u00cemi vine s\u0103 \u00eemi fut \u0219uturi \u00een cur de bou ce sunt.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi iau biletul \u0219i plec la securitate din nou. Trec tot pe la femeia aia, doar ca s\u0103 \u00eei spun:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

-I told you I’ll be back!<\/p>\n

Doar c\u0103 mai s\u0103rac. Ce dracu’, de banii \u0103\u0219tia \u00eemi permit \u0219i arogante.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc \u00a0ce amuzant e c\u0103 m-am c\u0103cat eu pe mine s\u0103 \u00eemi schimb lirele la cel mai bun curs \u0219i pula mea.<\/p>\n

De m\u00e2ine am s\u0103 \u00eemi scobesc toate cele trei mese zilnice de sub unghii, p\u00e2n\u0103 amortizez pierderea.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 se consemneze c\u0103 nu am pierdut niciodat\u0103 avionul pe motiv de \u00eent\u00e2rziere. \u00a0Acum, \u00a0c\u0103 ajung prea devreme e altceva, nu?<\/p>\n

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P.S. Era s\u0103 \u00eel \u0219i pierd c\u00e2t scriam asta. Dar nu e bai. De aia e bine s\u0103 ai dou\u0103 bilete de \u00eentoarcere.<\/p>\n

P.P.S<\/p>\n

Mi-a revenit starea de spirit c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut ca o \u021biganc\u0103 a l\u0103sat la poarta de \u00eembarcare trolerul c\u0103 nu se \u00eencadra \u00een standardul de dimensiune mic\u0103 de la Wizzair \u00a0( c\u0103 \u0103la e moca) . \u00a0\u0218i a zis c\u0103 n-are bani \u0219i \u00eel las\u0103 acolo. Ceea ce a \u0219i f\u0103cut. \u00a0Looool. Costa vreo 40 de lire ,parc\u0103, \u00a0s\u0103 duc\u0103 bagajul la cala.<\/p>\n

P.P.P.S:<\/p>\n

Urcat \u00een avion v\u0103d c\u0103 mai sunt MINIM 10 locuri. Futu-l \u00een gur\u0103 de bulangerist pe \u0103la de la bilete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am un coleg care o sa zic\u0103 c\u0103 numai mie mi se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla. M\u0103 uit prin vitrine de bezmetic. \u00cemi imaginez c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8105,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,82,1594],"tags":[1727,1726,1725,1724],"class_list":["post-8106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-prin-lume","category-uk","tag-161-de-lire","tag-james-bond","tag-planinificare-lipsa","tag-wizz"],"views":2464,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wp-1489611965652.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-26K","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8106"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8117,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8106\/revisions\/8117"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}