{"id":8159,"date":"2017-03-21T21:37:51","date_gmt":"2017-03-21T19:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8159"},"modified":"2017-03-21T23:11:51","modified_gmt":"2017-03-21T21:11:51","slug":"cand-o-ai-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8159","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd o ai mare"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2nd o ai mare nu \u00ee\u021bi \u00eencape. Eu \u0219tiu. \u00a0C\u0103 mie nu \u00eemi \u00eencape peste tot, uneori m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt ceva p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103sesc un loc de parcare potrivit.<\/p>\n

Nenea \u0103sta o are chiar \u0219i mai mare, c\u0103 uite e parcat pe diagonal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei iese jum\u0103tate de metru \u00een afar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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E amuzant c\u0103 10 metri mai \u00eencolo erau destule locuri \u00een care se putea \u00eencadra c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cu curul \u00een drum, \u00a0chit c\u0103 sacrifica dou\u0103 locuri. M\u0103 rog,mai r\u0103m\u00e2nea loc de un Smart sau un Matiz \u00een al doilea.<\/p>\n

Nu c\u0103 sunt ipocrit, \u00a0c\u0103 nici eu nu-s un parcagiu iscusit, v-arat dungi de vopsea pe col\u021buri, \u00a0cu tot cu senzori \u0219i camer\u0103, \u00a0iar ma\u0219ina veche se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 o las a\u0219a, \u00eemp\u0103nat\u0103 aiurea, uneori prijinit\u0103 \u00a0de vreun st\u00e2lp, da’ era o \u00a0janghin\u0103 din preistorie. \u00a0M\u0103 puteam scuza c\u0103 nu am senzori, \u00a0c\u0103 e mare \u0219i c\u0103 mai mult nu pot.<\/p>\n

Cu asta mi-e cam ru\u0219ine s\u0103 o las aiurea, \u00a0c\u0103 vede lumea c\u0103 am camere, senzori \u0219i poate m\u0103 scuip\u0103.<\/p>\n

Iar asta din poz\u0103, \u00a0f\u0103r\u0103 nicio jen\u0103, \u00a0e o ma\u0219in\u0103 superb\u0103 \u0219i e cam p\u0103cat s\u0103 o parchezi ca un chior, nici m\u0103car s\u0103 te str\u0103duie\u0219ti, ci s\u0103 o tragi a\u0219a \u00een lehamite \u0219i s\u0103 ie\u0219i aproape din mers . Pe urm\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi strig\u0103 lumea aiurea c\u0103 e\u0219ti cocalar \u0219i zice c\u0103 ma\u0219ina e de vin\u0103, \u00a0c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt \u0103\u0219tia care au bemveuri.<\/p>\n

D-aia zic. C\u00e2nd o ai mare te ui\u021bi \u0219i tu pe unde \u0219i cum o bagi, \u00a0ca s\u0103 intre toat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd o ai mare nu \u00ee\u021bi \u00eencape. Eu \u0219tiu. \u00a0C\u0103 mie nu \u00eemi \u00eencape peste tot, uneori m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rt ceva p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103sesc un loc de…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8146,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,104],"tags":[1743,1489,1745,1744],"class_list":["post-8159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-rabla","tag-bemveu","tag-parcare","tag-rant","tag-seria-7"],"views":2114,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/wp-image-658982959jpg.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-27B","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8159"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8161,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8159\/revisions\/8161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}