{"id":8346,"date":"2017-04-08T12:39:36","date_gmt":"2017-04-08T10:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8346"},"modified":"2017-04-08T14:37:01","modified_gmt":"2017-04-08T12:37:01","slug":"gazonari-maniaci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8346","title":{"rendered":"Gazonari maniaci"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A\u0219tept s\u0103 doarm\u0103 copilul, a\u0219a c\u0103 bag una mic\u0103. <\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai casa, adic\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2nt prin curte, ai 3 op\u021biuni. S\u0103 \u00eel la\u0219i a\u0219a sterp “a la Roumanie”,  cu namoale,  cu praf \u0219i tot ce se cuvine. <\/p>\n

S\u0103 torni beton, sau s\u0103 pui pavaj. <\/p>\n

Sau s\u0103 pui iarb\u0103,  gazon.<\/p>\n

Le-am enumerat \u00een ordinea efortului.  Cred c\u0103 e limpede de ce iarba e mai mi\u0219to dec\u00e2t pavajul, nu? Am s\u0103 men\u021bionez doar c\u0103 200mp de iarb\u0103 produc de ajuns oxigen pentru o familie de 4 persoane. <\/p>\n

Ce m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 e s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 s-a dezvoltat o \u00eentreag\u0103 popula\u021bie de maniaci,  ocedisti cu \u00eentre\u021binerea \u0103stuia. <\/p>\n

Pe toat\u0103 lumea o aud cu tuns s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal,  sau la trei zile, irigat vara-iarna, dat cu \u00eengr\u0103\u0219\u0103minte,  c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu irigi des nu cre\u0219te des, nu ai ce tunde, presupun c\u0103 faci ceva pitici sau spume de la a\u0219teptare \u0219i turat ma\u0219ina \u00een gol. <\/p>\n

\u00cei v\u0103d ap\u0103s\u00e2nd compulsiv pe ma\u0219ina de tuns \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 stoarc\u0103 relaxare din activitatea asta. “Hai-hai cu relaxarea mi repede, ca vine luni \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc la munc\u0103”.  O ard \u00een mistouri  doar c\u0103 sunt la \u021bar\u0103 de joi. Maine plec la Londra \u0219i mar\u021bi, miercuri m\u0103 \u00eentorc din nou. Poate atunci s\u0103 \u00eel tund \u0219i eu. Adic\u0103 nevasta. <\/p>\n

Continu\u00e2nd , dac\u0103 irigi \u0219i tunzi \u00een ne\u0219tire trebuie s\u0103 dai cu \u00eengr\u0103\u0219\u0103minte c\u0103 altfel le\u0219ini p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0103la de minerale prin supraexploatare. \u0218i te miri ca de ce dracu \u021bi se transforma curtea \u00een de\u0219ert cu iarb\u0103 pe el. <\/p>\n

Mai e \u0219i faptul ca dac\u0103 bagi ma\u0219ina pe benzin\u0103 \u00een gazon de dou\u0103 ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 arzi tot oxigenul produs. <\/p>\n

A\u0219a am ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 a-\u021bi pune gazon e o manifestare patologica, adesea. <\/p>\n

\u00centreb oamenii cu care interac\u021bionez:  Ai gazon acas\u0103?  Dac\u0103 zic “da”,  deja sunt \u00een gard\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreb “\u00eel tunzi des?”. Dac\u0103 zic c\u0103 ceva mai des de o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i nu locuiesc intre tropice \u0219i ecuator iau metri \u0219i le recomand betonul :).<\/p>\n

Am \u0219i eu. Dar \u00eemi place s\u0103 \u00eei spun iarb\u0103.  Nu gazon.  Trebuie s\u0103 o tund din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd,  c\u0103 nu stau s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219erpii. Asta pentru c\u0103 mi-e fric\u0103 de ei. <\/p>\n

Da’ a\u0219a mai sauvage \u00eemi place mie. <\/p>\n

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