{"id":838,"date":"2014-10-13T04:18:36","date_gmt":"2014-10-13T02:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=838"},"modified":"2014-10-13T04:18:36","modified_gmt":"2014-10-13T02:18:36","slug":"hopaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=838","title":{"rendered":"Hopaa"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Din nou la control pasapoarte. E randul meu dar ofiterul de la ghiseul din dreptul meu se ridica si pleaca in spatele gheretei. Incearca sa o trezeasca pe o femeie&nbsp; care doarme pe un scaun.&nbsp; Nu merge. Mai insista. Celalalt ofiter din ghereta remarca :<br \/>\n-Bah cum doarme.<br \/>\nAsta mai incearca. Reuseste. Ah ,nu e femeie , e barbat. Eu ii vazusem doar picioarele cu pantaloni rosii. E un africanez, ceva. Se ridica greu, greu. Face doi pasi, se impiedica si cade blana. Da sa se ridice dar nu merge. O fi avand iebola. Neaaah , e rupt in gura. Are capu&#8217; greu si il trage rau de tot. Ofiterul il ajuta sa se ridice si sa isi ia bagajele. Alt ofiter vine si il intreaba pe primu&#8217;:<br \/>\n-Unde dracu&#8217; il trimiti ma pe ast&nbsp; asa?<br \/>\n-Pai, ce facem ma il tinem aici?<br \/>\nSi apoi ii spune turmentatului:<br \/>\n-O iei si tu incet asa si ai grija s&nbsp; nu te vada fetele alea ( d&nbsp; la boarding, gen ).<br \/>\nNu stiu daca nea caisa intelege romana sau vreo limba, macar. Dar pare multumit si o ia la picior &#8221; usor asa&#8221;. Si stramb.<br \/>\nMa uit ca prostu&#8217;. Imi aduce aminte de tinerete. Rad ca prostul. Ofiterul celalalt imi face semn sa vin la el. Nu-l vad. Gura cascata imi acopera ochii. Un nene din spate ma impinge&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Mai jos , nea&#8217; africanu&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><video width=\"640\" height=\"480\" controls=\"controls\"><source src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/wpid-20141013_045449.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/wpid-20141013_045449.mp4\">Click to view video<\/a>.<\/video><\/p>\n<p>Uploadez filme pe 3g. Sper sa nu depasesc quota&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din nou la control pasapoarte. E randul meu dar ofiterul de la ghiseul din dreptul meu se ridica si pleaca in spatele gheretei. Incearca sa&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1399,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-hopaa","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=838"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":839,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/838\/revisions\/839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}