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\u00cemi doream s\u0103 ajung aici de foarte mult timp. L\u0103s\u00e2nd la o parte c\u0103 m-au min\u021bit \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 o s\u0103 fie proiectul 70% aci \u0219i 30% \u00een Oxford \u0219i m\u00e2ine e prima zi \u00een care am treab\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219ul \u0103sta,  aveam eu nebunia mea. Nu m\u0103 interesa s\u0103 v\u0103z Londra, nici neap\u0103rat Manchester,  ci Bristol \u0219i Cardiff.  Acum am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 mai v\u0103d York. Mbine. <\/p>\n

S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu partea de c\u0103cat. <\/p>\n

 Ze Menegiment<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

 Care este c\u0103 ne-am vorbit noi c\u0103 ne vedem Luni \u00een Londra,  dup\u0103 carele PM-ul pleac\u0103 s\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 cu ceeourile <\/i>\u00een  Zurich, iar noi plec\u0103m fiecare la c\u0103\u0219ile noastre. Bun plan. Am venit de duminic\u0103 de am mai umblat handralau pi centru, ca s\u0103 fiu la prima or\u0103 la punctul stabilit, c\u0103 nu se cade s\u0103 \u021bin eu P\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u00een loc.<\/p>\n

Eram un pic sup\u0103rat c\u0103 aveam zborul \u0103la de \u00eentoarcere Vineri \u00een Rom\u00e2nia,  pe care nu l-am putut muta automat cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenainte , dar eu am ajuns oricum \u00een \u021bar\u0103 de Miercuri \u0219i i-am sunat pe \u0103ia s\u0103 \u00eel mute. L-au mutat mar\u021bi,  c\u0103 agen\u021bia prin care lucrez a zis c\u0103 organizeaz\u0103 o ie\u0219eal\u0103 cu to\u021bi angaja\u021bii. Nu dau dou\u0103 cepe degerate pe o bere moca \u0219i un c\u00e2rna\u021b, dar conteaz\u0103 la rela\u021biile de business \u0219i am zis hai, m\u0103 \u00eentorc mar\u021bi. Mai dau o fug\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Oxford. \u0218i a\u0219a am mutat zborul. <\/p>\n

Luni diminea\u021b\u0103 m-au sunat c\u0103 nu mai.. Fac dou\u0103 spume,verific cu team leadul de pe proiect:<\/p>\n

-Zi, m\u0103, indiene, mai e nevoie de mine m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine pe-aci? Sau dau fuga acas\u0103?  <\/p>\n

-Nu. N-avem de ce. C\u0103 clientul pleac\u0103, iar eu am treab\u0103 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n

Clar ca apa plat\u0103. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103 \u00eei sun iar pe \u0103ia s\u0103 mute zborul, dar au cost adi\u021bional 60 de cen\u021bi pe minut \u0219i te \u021bin la telefon de mai pl\u0103te\u0219ti un zbor p\u00e2n\u0103 r\u0103spund \u0219i se mi\u0219c\u0103.  Intre timp m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la un hack, \u00eel mut singur online,  mai dau 270 de lei, ca s\u0103 plec seara acas\u0103. \u00cemi anun\u021b 📢 nevasta, care se bucur\u0103. Cred.<\/p>\n

Pe la 10 se g\u00e2nde\u0219te clientul c\u0103 nu se mai poate,  trebuie s\u0103 rezolv\u0103m (adic\u0103 ei) o problem\u0103 care ne \u021bine \u00een loc ( adic\u0103 pe mine \u0219i pe indian)  \u0219i c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i trimite oamenii  la Bristol, dar vrea pe cineva de la noi (m\u0103 uit la indian) cu ei s\u0103 \u00eei supravegheze ( adic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei ia de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu m\u00e2nu\u021ba lor).<\/p>\n

Parantez\u0103 <\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 era dup\u0103 mine, as fi f\u0103cut treaba asta de acum o lun\u0103, singur,  f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mai frec de ajutorul lor. Da’ s\u0103 vezi dr\u0103cia dracului,  c\u0103 de\u0219i tehnic trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103,  c\u0103 a\u0219 fi frecat-o p\u00e2n\u0103 mergea, s-ar putea ca business s\u0103 le creeze ni\u0219te probleme,  iar aici nu e treaba mea \u0219i nu \u0219tiu sigur dac\u0103 merge fix pe procesele lor cu pricina c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu procesele alea. \u0218i nu m-ar fi durut \u00een cur, a\u0219 fi \u00eencercat oricum, c\u0103 a trecut o lun\u0103, \u00een pula mea, \u0219i m\u0103 cam \u00eencurc\u0103,  dar mi s-a explicat clar de c\u0103tre \u0103\u0219tia la care lucrez c\u0103 nu e treaba noastr\u0103 \u0219i nu ne asum\u0103m responsabilit\u0103\u021bi. La \u00eenceput nu prea am priceput cum vine, c\u0103 eu pe unde am fost angajat am tot zis c\u0103 \u00eemi bag pula, hai c\u0103 fac eu, ce s\u0103 mi se \u00eent\u00e2mple dac\u0103 o belesc, maxim m\u0103 dau afar\u0103, dar probabil c\u0103 nu. Eh, ca contractor e altfel. Dac\u0103 te faci st\u0103p\u00e2n pe task,  chit c\u0103 nu e treaba ta, iei \u0219i responsabilitatea asupra ta. O bele\u0219ti – e\u0219ti bun de plat\u0103. A\u0219a merge. Cu bani.  \u0102\u0219tia ai mei au zis c\u0103 noi nu suntem specialiati pe bucata aia, nu e \u00een contractul nostru, nu ne asum\u0103m \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eemi asum eu, \u00eemi asum \u0219i costurile \u00een caz ca nu merge ce fac. C\u0103 ei tot ziceau s\u0103 \u00eemi v\u0103d de treab\u0103, dar pe mine m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00een cur uneori \u0219i nu \u00een\u021beleg.  Dar dac\u0103 \u00eemi explic\u0103 c\u0103 e cu bani lua\u021bi de la mine \u00een\u021beleg iute \u0219i le-am zis direct “s\u0103 se descurce”, c\u0103 prefer s\u0103 m\u0103 uit pe geam de c\u00e2teva sute de lire pe zi, dac\u0103 ei nu vor s\u0103 m\u0103 bag. \u0218i le-am zis clien\u021bilor s\u0103 \u00eentrebe la SAP dac\u0103 solu\u021bia sugerata de mine ( o not\u0103 SAP) li se potrive\u0219te, c\u0103 era pentru altceva, dar eu eram de p\u0103rere c\u0103 merge \u0219i aci. C\u0103 oricum \u0103ia de la SAP i-au futut \u00een cur c\u00e2nd le-au v\u00e2ndut solu\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite ce setup incompatibil au. Care SAP,  au r\u0103spuns c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu,  c\u0103 dac\u0103 nota zice c\u0103 nu e pentru setup-ul lor, nu e \u0219i gata, muie \u0219i la gar\u0103,  c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00ee\u0219i violeaz\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia clien\u021bii.  Nu e bai, nu m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng,  eu fac bani din chestia asta.  \u0218i le-au recomandat \u0103ia un consultant partener, care “\u0219tie ce e de f\u0103cut”, care pentru peste 2000 de franci pe zi s-a uitat \u00een sistem ( peste 3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni)  \u0219i le-a zis c\u0103, ce crezi, nota aia e solu\u021bia.  Dar el nu le-o aplic\u0103,  s\u0103 \u0219i-o aplice singuri. <\/p>\n

\u00cencheiat parantez\u0103 <\/p>\n

Acestea fiind spuse, eu i-a\u0219 fi zis indianului s\u0103 mearg\u0103 el,  c\u0103 eu tocmai ce mi-am mutat zborul \u00eenapoi  luni, dar nu \u00eenainte s\u0103 zic\u0103 el c\u0103 nu lucreaz\u0103 miercuri. La drept vorbind,  oricum nu poate s\u0103 \u00eei ajute cu nimic, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie d-\u0103stea,  a\u0219a c\u0103 “da, sigur,  dac\u0103 m\u0103 vre\u021bi acolo, merg acolo cu pl\u0103cere, ce pula mea s\u0103 fac”.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i nu \u0219tiu ce o sa fac, c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia ai mei au zis s\u0103 nu \u00eemi bag m\u00e2na \u00een sistem la client pe tema asta,  dar pe client nu \u00eel v\u0103d \u00een stare s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i aplice singur nota aia, care e o chestie de programator junior a\u0219a, dar \u0103ia \u00eemi par cam p\u0103m\u00e2nt.  C\u0103 de aia au nevoie de mine. <\/p>\n

\u0218i cam vreau s\u0103 \u00eei ajut s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i rezolve \u0103\u0219tia mizeria ,  nu pentru palmares c\u00e2t pentru ca s\u0103 continu\u0103m treaba \u0219i s\u0103 mearg\u0103 bine afacerea \u0219i mai ales lirele de la ei la mine. <\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, am sa v\u0103d ce \u0219i cum m\u00e2ine, p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta mi-am mutat zborul pentru joi. <\/p>\n

Ora\u0219ul <\/b><\/p>\n

E cam frumos! Eu sunt cazat pe centru, nah, dar totu\u0219i e frumu\u0219el. Oamenii vorbesc englez\u0103 cu un accent pl\u0103cut,  e un pic cam racorica, dar merge.  <\/p>\n

Chiriile sunt evident mai mici ca \u00een Londonistan ( m-am uitat la o agen\u021bie de asta pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt) ,  dar cred c\u0103 \u0219i foamea e mai mare \u0219i mai la os. Pe cet\u0103\u021beni nu \u00eei v\u0103d \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi extravagant, trendy sau m\u0103car upto date. Sunt relaxa\u021bi a\u0219a, \u0219i arat\u0103 ca dintr-un ora\u0219 de provincie. Nu ca \u00een Oxford unde de diminea\u021b\u0103 au trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine 5 Lamborghini (dou\u0103 decapotate),  unul dup\u0103 altul. <\/p>\n

Nu. E mai cu modestie,  dar la restaurantul pustiu la care am poposit \u0219i am mancat ceva obi\u0219nuit, preturile nu erau chiar de provincie.  Dar bun.<\/p>\n

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