{"id":8391,"date":"2017-04-12T22:03:04","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T20:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8391"},"modified":"2017-04-12T22:10:41","modified_gmt":"2017-04-12T20:10:41","slug":"din-pribegie-inapoi-la-londra-si-doi-taxime-tristi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8391","title":{"rendered":"Din Pribegie: \u00cenapoi la Londra \u0219i doi taxime-tri\u0219ti\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<figure style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-image-349131499jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1010\" height=\"643\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-image-349131499jpg.jpg\" title=\"Apus\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8390\"\/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via\u021ba fuge,  ca nebuna<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Nu apuse bine soarele \u0219i o luai \u00eenapoi la picior c\u0103tre Londra. La picior cu trenul.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Voiam s\u0103 o \u00eentreb pe chinezoac\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eenfig \u0219i eu telefonul \u00een usbul ei, dar observai ca pierdui cablul. Futu-mi na\u021bia \u00een cur. Dap, e un articol \u00een care faptul c\u0103 \u00eenjur e cheia.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-image-1186415640jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"422\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-image-1186415640jpg.jpg\" title=\"Chinezoac\u0103 cu usb\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8389\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fu o zi de c\u0103cat, &nbsp;o zi de aia la care te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi meri\u021bi to\u021bi banii \u0219i pe zilele mai u\u0219oare,dar m\u0103car am rezolvat cam ce puteam rezolva pe partea mea.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Futu-i \u00een gur\u0103 &#x1f444; de clien\u021bi handicapa\u021bi care stau s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eempingi de la spate \u0219i care fac cel mai de c\u0103cat planning din istorie.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i mai futu-i \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i pe service providerii pentru care prestez \u0219i care nu vor nici cu dat dracu&#8217; s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i asume responsabilit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i m\u0103 pun s\u0103 cer aprobare, validare \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tept &#8220;sfaturi&#8221; de la unul mai prost ca mine. Genul \u0103la de sfaturi gen:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Coaie, &nbsp;m\u0103 pis pe nota ta, chit c\u0103 am sugerat-o \u0219i eu acum o lun\u0103, nu face nimic bun, arzi banii de poman\u0103, d\u0103-ne o solu\u021bie, gen uite alt\u0103 not\u0103, &nbsp;pe care am oferit-o acum trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i face nu chiar ce vrem, dar pe acolo. Zi, baga-mi-as pula \u00een m\u0103-ta &nbsp;de popandau, confirmi, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc de ea, s\u0103 nu dorm aci, sau \u00een Gar\u0103, &nbsp;ca homlesii?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aa, vrei s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi explic eu ce face? \u00ce\u021bi explic, &nbsp;ce pula mea, c\u0103 de aia te au adus pe tine s\u0103 rezolvi problema \u0219i te pl\u0103tesc triplu, ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi explic eu, da&#8217; hai, numai s\u0103 termin o dat\u0103, &nbsp;c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai stau o zi \u00een ora\u0219ul \u0103sta de c\u0103cat fac apoplexie. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Da, asear\u0103 am zis c\u0103 ora\u0219ul e mi\u0219to, dar nu m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnisem cu popandaii, futu-i \u00een &#x1f48b; , s\u0103 nu-i mai v\u0103d!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 spun, cel mai de c\u0103cat lucru din via\u021ba de muncitor &#x1f477; pe orice planta\u021bie e s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trimit\u0103 pe unul calificat ca expert, de care te prinzi iute c\u0103 e mai prafist dec\u00e2t tine, dar s\u0103 se uite to\u021bi \u00een gura lui, cum \u00eei curge scuipat, c\u0103 la altceva nu au ce, \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bi se spun\u0103 s\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi indica\u021biile lui \u0219i s\u0103 aprobe el orice solu\u021bie propus\u0103. &nbsp;Dup\u0103 care s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe <b>pe tine <\/b>dac\u0103 progresati.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dar vezi, de aia e un avantaj \u0219i \u00een a lucra ca angajat al unei companii de consultan\u021b\u0103. \u00cen cazuri ca astea \u00eel futeam pe \u0103la \u00een gur\u0103 cu to\u021bi mor\u021bii lui, nu cu cuvintele \u0103stea, &nbsp;dar unele care dor la fel de tare \u0219i-s permise, fo\u0219tii colegi <i>\u0219tie <\/i>cum, \u0219i \u00eemi vedeam de treab\u0103, &nbsp;nu st\u0103team dup\u0103 pro\u0219ti. C\u0103 nu mi-a dat nimeni \u0219ut \u00een cur c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut d-\u0103stea. &nbsp;Sigur, pentru c\u00e2teva mii de euro \u00een plus pe lun\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eenghit limba, &nbsp;fac ce pot \u0219i \u00eenjur aci, p\u00e2n\u0103 ma calmez, &nbsp;c\u0103 banii m\u0103 <i>doare, &nbsp;<\/i>iar englezii par c\u0103 sunt mai sensibili la etichet\u0103 \u0219i norme de comunicare. Nu \u0219tiu cum reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 dac\u0103 le explic eu lucrurile pe rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, desigur tradus \u00een englez\u0103. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Rom\u00e2nii din UK<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a, &nbsp;trec\u00e2nd peste aceste aspecte, asear\u0103 am \u00eent\u00e2lnit un taximetrist \u00een Bristol care mi-a cam stricat modjo-ul, dar nu am zis nimic de asta c\u0103 nu aveam dispozi\u021bia de a \u00eenjura rom\u00e2ni. &nbsp;Acu, tot sunt la capitolul injurii, &nbsp;\u00eei trec \u00een revist\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 sui eu \u00een taxi, condus de un tuciurist mai negru ca crema de pantofi, \u00eei spun unde merg \u0219i \u00eemi explic\u0103 c\u0103 sunt ni\u0219te taximetri\u0219ti nesim\u021bi\u021bi care s-au b\u0103gat \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la coad\u0103, Bla, Bla, &nbsp;dup\u0103 care mi-a zis o chestie tare. Traduc:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; Tot timpul e un taximetrist care vrea s\u0103 fie mai de\u0219tept dec\u00e2t restul \u0219i se bag\u0103 el \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la coad\u0103! &nbsp;Dac\u0103 era de\u0219tept avea ma\u0219in\u0103 la scar\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel duceau al\u021bii pe el, dar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti taximetrist stai, \u00een pula mea, la coad\u0103, c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti mai smecher dec\u00e2t restul, &nbsp;fii mul\u021bumit c\u0103 ai loc \u00een coada aia&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Chestia asta e o mostra de \u00een\u021belepciune african\u0103 care m-a mi\u0219cat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi \u00eemi spune el cum e sup\u0103rat c\u0103 clien\u021bii uneori aleg \u0219oferii \u00een func\u021bie de culoare \u0219i c\u0103 el e dezavantajat c\u0103 e negru, &nbsp;dar nu se sup\u0103r\u0103. Voiam s\u0103 \u00eei zic c\u0103 &nbsp;cred c\u0103 glume\u0219te, &nbsp;c\u0103 acolo de unde l-am luat eu erau to\u021bi negri \u0219i nu am v\u0103zut \u00eenc\u0103 taximetrist alb \u00een UK, &nbsp;dar m-am ab\u021binut.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 care mi-a stricat meciul \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de unde sunt. De obicei zic c\u0103 sunt din Germania \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eenchin cu limba s\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eentrebe careva ceva \u00een nem\u021be\u0219te, dar v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l pe \u0103sta i-am zis cinstit c\u0103-s din Romanistan.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A s\u0103rit ca ars! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Aoleu, voi ave\u021bi o reputa\u021bie teribil\u0103 aici!<\/p>\n<p>-Pof-tim?<\/p>\n<p>-Mai mul\u021bi clien\u021bi rom\u00e2ni mi-au fugit din ma\u0219in\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, &nbsp;chiar \u0219i femei.Eu pe voi va asem\u0103n cu polonezii c\u0103 ar\u0103ta\u021bi la fel pentru mine, dar rom\u00e2nii sunt na\u0219pa. Mereu nu vor sa pl\u0103teasc\u0103. Polonezii sunt ok, \u0219i prostituatele lor pl\u0103tesc. Rom\u00e2ncele fug. Dac\u0103 \u0219tiam c\u0103 e\u0219ti rom\u00e2n te puneam s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti \u00eenainte! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218i zi a\u0219a, &nbsp;clien\u021bii sunt na\u0219pa c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu negri, dar tu e\u0219ti ok c\u0103 nu ai \u00eencredere \u00een rom\u00e2ni! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(Sunt sigur c\u0103 are dreptate, &nbsp;nu am dubii aici)&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Pierd anual 50-100 de lire pe seama rom\u00e2nilor. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Da, prietene, &nbsp;a\u0219a sunt rom\u00e2nii, mi-e \u0219i ru\u0219ine s\u0103 spun de unde sunt! &nbsp;Dac\u0103 vrei \u00ee\u021bi dau banii de acum, c\u0103 nu am gre\u021buri, &nbsp;spune c\u00e2t face.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>-Da, de ce, c\u0103 uite eu am venit din Africa \u0219i nu-s aici s\u0103 fur.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Am ajuns s\u0103 ne discrimineze Africanii din Uk, &nbsp;c\u0103 suntem na\u021bie de c\u0103canari, &nbsp;m\u0103? &nbsp; Futu-va in gur\u0103, &nbsp;s\u0103 v\u0103 fut, pe to\u021bi care o arde\u021bi prin Bristol \u0219i m\u0103 face\u021bi pe mine s\u0103 las 20% bac\u0219i\u0219 ca s\u0103 v\u0103 sp\u0103l obrazul. Pl\u0103ti\u021bi-va taxiurile, dar-ar Brexitu-n voi!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Al doilea taximetrist m\u0103 lu\u0103 de la hotel \u0219i m\u0103 duse la fabric\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103. &nbsp;La fabric\u0103 unde nu venise nimeni la ora pe care am stabilit-o, futu-i \u00een gur\u0103 de popandai, dar asta e din alt cadru.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u0219i \u0103sta, &nbsp;care era mai alb, dar mai negru ca mine, c\u0103 de unde sunt. De\u0219i nu era momentul s\u0103 risc s\u0103 m\u0103 lase pe jos, i-am spus \u0219i \u0103stuia. Puteam pl\u0103ti \u00een avans.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta, &nbsp;\u00een schimb, &nbsp;era super \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de rom\u00e2ni. Prea \u00eenc\u00e2ntat. &nbsp;Nu \u00een\u021belegeam de ce. St\u0103tea \u00een chirie \u00een casa unor rom\u00e2ni. \u0218i cic\u0103 ii place foarte mult de rom\u00e2ni, c\u0103 muncesc aici, locuiesc aici, dar duc banii \u00een \u021bara lor unde \u00ee\u0219i fac case mari \u0219i frumoase la fel ca el \u0219i familia lui. De pakistanezi.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ii cer, desigur, s\u0103 \u00eemi explice de ce e a\u0219a \u0219mecherie \u0219i ce e de apreciat la ni\u0219te oameni care muncesc pe br\u00e2nci s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 bani ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i construiasc\u0103 ni\u0219te case pe care nu le locuie\u0219te nimeni \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 ai c\u0103rei locuitori nu mai sunt, &nbsp;\u00een timp ce ei se chinuie pe aici cum pot, \u00een timp ce ar putea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 via\u021ba mai frumoas\u0103 cu banii \u0103ia.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi spune c\u0103 nu e a\u0219a, &nbsp;c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea tr\u0103ie\u0219te bine aci \u0219i c\u0103 doar din surplus \u00ee\u0219i fac rom\u00e2nii case \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i pakistanezii \u00een Pakistan. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i presupun c\u0103 din bani economisi\u021bi \u00een timp ce sari din taxiuri f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti, cum altfel?<\/p>\n<p>Cum ar fi casa lui pe care a dat 100 000 de lire, &nbsp;cu 5 etaje, c\u0103 are familie mare ( fucking shit!) &nbsp;\u0219i \u00een care locuiesc doar \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 nu au de ce s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u00een Pakistan pentru altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 rudele. &nbsp;Normal ca atunci c\u00e2nd mergi s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vezi rudele \u00ee\u021bi trebuie o cas\u0103 cu 5 etaje. Stai s\u0103 vezi care rude!<\/p>\n<p>Iar \u00een rest zice c\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pe cineva din sat s\u0103 stea \u00een casa lor, c\u0103 altfel vin verii lui, nepo\u021bii lui tac-so \u0219i \u00eel fur\u0103, c\u0103 i-au furat deja p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0219i se judec\u0103 cu ei de vreo 5 ani. Adic\u0103 rudele alea pe care merge el s\u0103 le vad\u0103, presupun c\u0103 la tribunal. Le-o pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 intr-un cadru mai oficial a\u0219a.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sun\u0103 cunoscut? &nbsp;Cum pula mea s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi plac\u0103 rom\u00e2nii!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Merg \u00een Paddington s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu un rom\u00e2n pe care nu l-am mai v\u0103zut de 7 ani \u0219i de care mi-e dor. Maine lucrez de prin Londra. &nbsp;Dracu&#8217; \u0219tie de unde. Nomad digital. Dup\u0103 care chiar plec acas\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai am haine.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu apuse bine soarele \u0219i o luai \u00eenapoi la picior c\u0103tre Londra. 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