{"id":8428,"date":"2017-04-20T21:12:53","date_gmt":"2017-04-20T19:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8428"},"modified":"2017-04-20T21:14:24","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T19:14:24","slug":"oxford-o-zi-mohorata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8428","title":{"rendered":"Oxford: O zi mohor\u00e2t\u0103\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Azi fu o zi de aia mohor\u00e2t\u0103,  cu ploaie mocaneasc\u0103, cum am citit eu ca e \u00een Anglia. \u0218i nu am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum dec\u00e2t ast\u0103 iarn\u0103 vreo dou\u0103.  Dar asta c\u00e2nd erau \u00een Rom\u00e2nia -20, de m\u0103 uitam ce frumos burni\u021beaz\u0103 afar\u0103 \u0219i ce cald e, pentru Ianuarie. <\/p>\n

\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it nu vremea m\u0103 jeneaz\u0103,  poate doar faptul c\u0103-mi a\u0219tept gagica un pic pe aci \u0219i,  dup\u0103 ce frumoase au fost zilele astea, na. Aia e, cred c\u0103 ea vine cu ploaia din Rom\u00e2nia,  dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai bine. <\/p>\n

Plecai azi de la birou c\u0103tre hotel, nu \u0103la de l\u00e2ng\u0103 birou,  la care stau eu c\u00e2nd sunt singur, adic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 azi, la indo-pakistanezul meu, ci la unul mai central \u0219i mai cu care s\u0103 nu m\u0103 fac de r\u00e2s. \u0218i unde pl\u0103tesc aproape dublu, dar na, o femeie am. <\/p>\n

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\u00cen drum spre rat\u0103 🚌  trecui p’\u00e2ng\u0103 un copchil, dup\u0103 mecla \u0219i culoare, cam middle east-er, care avea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 o pu\u0219c\u0103 ditai, cu ceva bile mari \u0219i colorate.  <\/p>\n

R\u0103ut\u0103cios,  zic \u00een mintea mea, ia uite-i,  frate, \u00eei \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 de mici terori\u0219ti, ignor\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u0219i eu m\u0103 jucam cu pu\u0219ti \u0219i pistoale cu capse \u00een copil\u0103rie. <\/p>\n

\u00cemi z\u00e2mbe\u0219te candid, \u00eei z\u00e2mbesc malefic. Adic\u0103, altfel nu cred c\u0103 \u0219tiu s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc. M\u0103 mai \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia p-aci. \u00cei imit \u0219i eu ca o maimu\u021b\u0103,  dar nu cred c\u0103 sunt capabil de sentimente reale ca \u00een z\u00e2mbetul lor. <\/p>\n

Copilul face pac! \u0218i-mi fute o bil\u0103 la 👂. Al dracului,  nu a \u021bintit \u0219i el mai jos, la 👣. <\/p>\n

B\u0103,  tu \u0219tii c\u0103 doare? \u00cemi venea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc s\u0103 \u00eei fut c\u00e2teva capace \u0219i vreun \u0219ut \u00een cur, dar \u0103\u0219tia au camere \u0219i cred c\u0103 \u0219i aplic\u0103 altfel legea.  M\u0103 bag\u0103 dracu’ \u00een pu\u0219c\u0103rie.  Futu-va civiliza\u021bia \u00een cur,  am ajuns s\u0103 \u00eemi fie fric\u0103 😱 s\u0103 bat un copil! <\/p>\n

M\u0103 face \u0103sta ciur \u0219i eu tre’ s\u0103 stau s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la el carevas\u0103zic\u0103.  Mai f\u0103cui doi pa\u0219i \u0219i decisei c\u0103-mi bag pula \u00een camerele lor \u0219i m\u0103 intorsei \u00eenapoi cu un: <\/p>\n

-You, mothe’fuckin…<\/p>\n

\u0218i copilul “jduf” pe u\u0219\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. Eh, trecui strada \u0219i mai mai s\u0103 m\u0103 calce unu, c\u0103 m\u0103 uitam ca boul \u00een direc\u021bia cealalt\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 vin ma\u0219ini.  Eram \u00eentr-o ureche, cum ar veni. Dup\u0103 care a\u0219teptam cuminte autobuzul \u00een sta\u021bie.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i venea o duduie care c\u0103ra dup\u0103 ea o fust\u0103 foarte scurt\u0103 \u0219i un c\u00e2ine. A\u0219a poart\u0103 \u0103stea pe aci, nimic deosebit. Fusta cred ca trebuie s\u0103 fie cam cat \u0219aua bicicletei ca s\u0103 nu le intre \u00een cur. Frumos. <\/p>\n

\u0218i cum st\u0103team eu \u0219i nu<\/b> m\u0103 uitam cu to\u021bi ochii la ce fust\u0103 scurt\u0103 are, \u00een timp ce trecea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine,  c\u00e2inele: “hau!” s\u0103 m\u0103 ia de pantaloni.  M\u0103 dau \u00een spate  \u021bicnit \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc \u00een mintea mea :”Wtf,  am sc\u0103pat de maidanezii din Bucure\u0219ti s\u0103 m\u0103 mu\u0219te \u0103\u0219tia de ras\u0103 de pe aici”.  Ea cic\u0103 :<\/p>\n

-Don’t worry, he is not biting.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u0103tre c\u00e2inele pe care d-abia \u00eel \u021binea s\u0103 nu sar\u0103 pe mine:<\/p>\n

-Lucky!? Bii-heeeiv! ( \u0219tiu cum se scrie)<\/p>\n

Ii zic c\u0103: <\/p>\n

-I think it <\/b>does want to bite me. <\/p>\n

-Naah, only if you’re a mean person. <\/p>\n

-I am a very, very mean person!  <\/p>\n

Se uit\u0103 la mine o\u021b\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103: <\/p>\n

-Well, the dog knows! <\/p>\n

Eu m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 autobuzul \u0219i dac\u0103 are de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 urce cu c\u00e2inele.  <\/p>\n

Pleac\u0103. M\u0103 urc \u00een autobuz \u0219i observ c\u0103 am pierdut biletul de o zi pe care l-am cump\u0103rat ieri pe 19 la 19:19. Ar mai fi fost valabil 30 de minute, fix c\u00e2t \u00eemi trebuia, cred. Ehm, asta e, iau alt bilet pe o zi. 4 lire. <\/p>\n

Cobor la 19:15 \u0219i g\u0103sesc biletul de ieri \u00een coperta telefonului, unde intentionam s\u0103 \u00eel pun \u0219i pe \u0103sta.  <\/p>\n

Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 m\u00e2ine la 18:47 trebuie s\u0103 fiu cobor\u00e2t din autobuz, la gar\u0103, spre Bristol.  Da, m\u0103 \u00eentorc din nou, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-un cimitir, \u0219i nu \u00eencepe\u021bi cu glume d-\u0103lea gen “ce faci Mortule,  te duci acas\u0103? ” <\/p>\n

Eu dau share la \u0103sta pe FB doar c\u0103 sunte\u021bi voi acolo, dar nu mai  v\u0103d ce comenta\u021bi. Primul beneficiu al faptului c\u0103 nu mai am mizeria aia pe telefon e c\u0103 \u021bine bateria mai mult. Cine ar fi crezut?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Azi fu o zi de aia mohor\u00e2t\u0103,  cu ploaie mocaneasc\u0103, cum am citit eu ca e \u00een Anglia. \u0218i nu am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum dec\u00e2t…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,82,1594],"tags":[1597,1143],"class_list":["post-8428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-prin-lume","category-uk","tag-oxford","tag-ploaie"],"views":1943,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-image-1218168809jpg.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2bW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8428"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8431,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8428\/revisions\/8431"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}