{"id":8455,"date":"2017-04-26T18:58:32","date_gmt":"2017-04-26T16:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8455"},"modified":"2017-04-26T23:14:02","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T21:14:02","slug":"de-ce-dai-domne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8455","title":{"rendered":"De ce dai, dom’ne?\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Iar cu Wizz, scurt de data asta de la \u00eembarcare.  <\/p>\n

Nevasta plec\u0103 \u00eenainte ca ea e mai div\u0103,  avea \u00eembarcare prioritar\u0103 eu sunt mai zg\u00e2rcit, cum s\u0103 dau banii pe a\u0219a ceva. Glumesc,  e vorba de bagaje. \u0218i e \u0219i l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, poate \u00eemi fute vreuna. <\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, am dat banii sa iau loc l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea,  23 de lei, c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt \u0103\u0219tia dac\u0103 vrei sa \u00ee\u021bi alegi tu locul, orice loc, pl\u0103te\u0219ti. \u0218i pentru locul \u0103la din mijloc, de l\u00e2ng\u0103 bud\u0103,  din ultimul r\u00e2nd,  dintre bucile avionului, cum ar veni, pl\u0103te\u0219ti. 9 lei dar pl\u0103te\u0219ti.  Dac\u0103 vrei random,  cum iau eu c\u00e2nd merg singur nu pl\u0103te\u0219ti.  A\u0219a c\u0103 plm, acu pl\u0103ti. <\/p>\n

A\u0219a \u00eemi explic \u0219i de ce pula lu’ Sf\u00e2ntu Petre se a\u0219eaz\u0103 to\u021bi handicapa\u021bii pe toate locurile,  numai pe ale lor nu. C\u0103 ei merg \u00eempreun\u0103,  dar bani s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ia locuri \u00eempreun\u0103 nu dau, c\u0103 ei p\u0103c\u0103lesc sistemul. Sau vor s\u0103.  <\/p>\n

Totu\u0219i, altceva vreau s\u0103 zic. \u0218ti\u021bi voi aparatele alea cu z\u00e2mbilici de prin aeroporturi de ape\u0219i s\u0103 le spui dac\u0103 e\u0219ti mul\u021bumit de diferite servicii \u0219i nu apas\u0103 nimeni? Eu sunt \u0103la care apas\u0103 la toate.  C\u0103, de ce nu?<\/p>\n

Am trecut de security check in 5 minute? Verde \u0219i fericit. M-au futut ca pe ultimul fraier \u0219i am stat la coada jum\u0103tate de or\u0103?  Ro\u0219u, futu-va \u00een mor\u021bi. <\/p>\n

Eh \u0219i au d-astea \u0219i la \u00eembarcare. \u0218i la Wizz pe Luton mereu le dau cu ro\u0219u.  De ce? <\/p>\n

Ca nu ai, \u00een pula mea, scaune pe care s\u0103 te a\u0219ezi l\u00e2ng\u0103 poart\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia cheam\u0103 boardingul cu 15 minute \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 de fapt \u00eembarcarea \u0219i stai minim jum\u0103tate de ora la coad\u0103,  aliniat cu celelalte vite. <\/p>\n

\u0218i cum trec,  cum “zbang!” ro\u0219u.  Azi m\u0103 v\u0103zu un rom\u00e2n \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 nu c\u0103 “ce e \u0103la,  ce fac, plm”  ci: <\/p>\n

-De ce dai dom’ne ro\u0219u?  <\/p>\n

\u00centreb :<\/p>\n

-Poftim?  <\/p>\n

-De ce dai, ce ti-au f\u0103cut \u0103\u0219tia?  <\/p>\n

-M\u0103 \u021bin  de fiecare dat\u0103 ca pe vit\u0103 \u00een picioare la coad\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103,  aia! <\/p>\n

-Eee, \u0219i ce mori? <\/p>\n

-Nu. Dar nu-s mul\u021bumit \u0219i le spun. <\/p>\n

-E u\u0219or s\u0103 faci r\u0103u,  dar un bine nu le-ai face. <\/p>\n

A\u0219a zicea \u0219i tata c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam reclama\u021bii c\u00e2nd luam de la magazin produse expirate, iar el era de p\u0103rere ca nu trebuie s\u0103 chemi protec\u021bia consumatorului,  c\u0103 ce vin\u0103 are patronul? Plus c\u0103 \u00eel \u0219i \u0219tie \u0219i se sup\u0103r\u0103.  LOL. <\/p>\n

Motiv pentru care m-am \u00eentors \u0219i am mai ap\u0103sat de dou\u0103 ori. <\/p>\n

-Ce-ai dom’ne?  <\/p>\n

-Nimic. <\/p>\n

\u0218i Zbang! \u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103.  <\/p>\n

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Iar cu Wizz, scurt de data asta de la \u00eembarcare.   Nevasta plec\u0103 \u00eenainte ca ea e mai div\u0103,  avea \u00eembarcare prioritar\u0103 eu sunt mai…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8454,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,1594],"tags":[1808,1807,1654],"class_list":["post-8455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-uk","tag-customer-satisfaction","tag-imbarcare","tag-wizzair"],"views":2582,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-1493225932192.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2cn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8455"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8459,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8455\/revisions\/8459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}