{"id":8479,"date":"2017-04-29T21:36:08","date_gmt":"2017-04-29T19:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8479"},"modified":"2017-04-30T15:46:36","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T13:46:36","slug":"moartea-cu-coasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8479","title":{"rendered":"Moartea cu coasa\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sunt genul de om un pic fan adrenalin\u0103, \u00a0de\u0219i via\u021ba din ultimii ani nu m\u0103 recomand\u0103. \u00a0M-am cam \u00eenmuiat.<\/p>\n

Da’ nu cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 mor vreodat\u0103 la 200km\/h \u00eenfipt \u00eentr-un pom, sau cu g\u00e2tul rupt pe schiuri sau sp\u00e2nzurat \u00een para\u0219uta, sau a\u0219a ceva.<\/p>\n

Noo. E mult mai probabil s\u0103 mor \u00een vreun accident domestic, ca ultimul fraier, sau vreun accident stupid.<\/p>\n

Am trecut de destul de multe ori pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 \u00eemi pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi povestea un nene cu care lucrez de cel mai accident ur\u00e2t cu care s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit c\u00e2nd lucra la o fabrica de avioane.<\/p>\n

Un inginer care testa nu \u0219tiu ce la un motor a uitat s\u0103 pun\u0103 un gard care te opre\u0219te din a lucra \u00een fa\u021ba motorului, a ajuns, evident, \u00a0acolo \u0219i a fost aspirat \u00eenauntru \u0219i spray-at pe geamul din spatele motorului de unde al\u021bi ingineri observau nu-stiu-ce. Bine, e destul de clar ce au observat.<\/p>\n

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\u00cen fine m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la povestea asta \u00een timp ce \u00eemi vopseam u\u0219ile unei magazii vechi pe care le-am \u0219i reparat azi cu tata. \u00cen verde, ca cire\u0219ele care acum au picat, ca mugurii de nuc care acum sunt negri. \u00cemi place verde. Eram singur, vopseam \u0219i c\u00e2ntam ( nu-s nebun, sau eu a\u0219a sus\u021bin) \u00a0\u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103deam seama c\u00e2t de bine m\u0103 simt c\u00e2nd fac chestia asta vag inutil\u0103, \u00a0dac\u0103 e s\u0103 compar cu utilitatea muncii mele – aia pentru care primesc \u0219i bani.<\/p>\n

Dar vezi tu, acolo \u00eemplinesc visele altora, iar aici pe ale mele. \u0218i-mi dau seama c\u0103 nu prea m\u0103 mai simt atras s\u0103 le \u00eemplinesc visele altora. Sigur, banii sunt frumo\u0219i, \u00a0s\u0103 nu-l m\u00e2niem pe Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n

\u0218i nici nu e ca \u0219i cum munca mea nu \u00eemi place. Pula mea, cine m\u0103 cunoa\u0219te \u0219tie c\u00e2t \u00eemi place \u0219i programarea \u0219i consultan\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi bag nasul prin diverse.<\/p>\n

Sunt bun la \u00eemplinit visele altora. Dar, cumva, s\u0103 fiu pe\u0219ti\u0219orul de aur nu a fost niciodat\u0103 \u00een inten\u021biile mele. \u00a0Eram tentat s\u0103 fiu pe\u0219te, \u00a0dar traficul de persoane e ilegal.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum vopseam eu a\u0219a am avut nevoie de ceva din magazie. Am intrat, \u00a0m\u0103 uitam dracu-stie-unde, \u00a0am dat cu capul \u00een coasa ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 de tata sus dracu-stie-de-ce.<\/p>\n

Coasa a picat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, mai s\u0103 mi se \u00eenfig\u0103 \u00een cap. Da’ am avut bulan. \u0218i de data asta.<\/p>\n

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Nu sunt un fatalist de\u0219i legile universale m-ar putea contrazice la o adic\u0103, \u00a0dar prea de multe ori moartea-mi trece pe la ureche 👂.<\/p>\n

Asta nu-nseamna c\u0103 sunt special, ci c\u0103 sunt neatent \u0219i probabil mi-am cam epuizat \u0219ansele rezonabile de a \u00a0fenta moartea.<\/p>\n

Intru pe t\u0103r\u00e2mul nerezonabilului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sunt genul de om un pic fan adrenalin\u0103, \u00a0de\u0219i via\u021ba din ultimii ani nu m\u0103 recomand\u0103. \u00a0M-am cam \u00eenmuiat. Da’ nu cred c\u0103 o s\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8476,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571],"tags":[1818,1819,1817,1820],"class_list":["post-8479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","tag-activitati","tag-coasa","tag-vise","tag-vopsit"],"views":2260,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/wp-image-1093107954jpg.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2cL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8479"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8482,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8479\/revisions\/8482"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}