{"id":8485,"date":"2017-05-02T04:09:32","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T02:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8485"},"modified":"2017-05-02T04:09:32","modified_gmt":"2017-05-02T02:09:32","slug":"n-au-guma-la-non-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8485","title":{"rendered":"N-au gum\u0103 la non-stop"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"<\/a>  Iar pe navet\u0103. Coborai mai devreme la taxi cu g\u00e2ndul s\u0103-mi iau ni\u0219te gum\u0103 de la non-stop.  Sunt u\u0219or dependent.  <\/p>\n

   Iar guma de mestecat a fost o inven\u021bie de nepre\u021buit pentru un popor care e obi\u0219nuit s\u0103 mestece cu dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini ceapa \u0219i usturoi ca s\u0103 nu \u00eei  put\u0103 gura a c\u0103catul pe care-l regurgiteaza \u0219i c\u00e2nd respir\u0103. Sau a b\u0103utur\u0103.  <\/p>\n

E la mintea coco\u0219ului c\u0103 un neam de m\u00e2nc\u0103tori de c\u0103cat apreciaz\u0103 guma de mesrecat ca pe aer \u0219i dac\u0103 ai fi patron de non-stop ai avea grij\u0103 s\u0103 ai mereu 2-3 baxuri pe stoc. <\/p>\n

Nu \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia din blocul unde locuiesc. A\u021bi v\u0103zut cum are, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, orice magazin de bloc un galantar separat pentru 10 feluri de gum\u0103 de mestecat? Eh, a\u0219a au \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia,  dar era gol. Nu \u00eemi venea s\u0103 cred! Nu am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u021ba mea magazin s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 gum\u0103.  <\/p>\n

M\u0103 uitam la \u0103la \u0219i voiam s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb:<\/p>\n

-Coaie, dar dac\u0103 nu ai gum\u0103,  ce dracu’ vinzi?  Dar mai ales, cu ce dai rest, ai \u00eennebunit?!  <\/p>\n

Practic,  dac\u0103 nu ai gum\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eenchizi magazinul.<\/p>\n

V\u0103 spun eu, e semn de faliment.  <\/p>\n

\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei c\u00e2nd mi-am luat pa\u0219aportul nu am verificat poza \u0219i numele ca s\u0103 fie al meu. <\/p>\n

\u0218i totu\u0219i merg cu \u00eencredere c\u0103 \u00eemi este imposibil s\u0103 gre\u0219esc. <\/p>\n

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    Iar pe navet\u0103. Coborai mai devreme la taxi cu g\u00e2ndul s\u0103-mi iau ni\u0219te gum\u0103 de la non-stop.  Sunt u\u0219or dependent.      Iar guma…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8484,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[1822,1821,1745],"class_list":["post-8485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-dependente","tag-guma-de-mestecat","tag-rant"],"views":1835,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/wp-1493690975351.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2cR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8486,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8485\/revisions\/8486"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}