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\u00cenainte de Pa\u0219te cu o zi am stropit pomii cu antidetoate.  Da’ mi-a fost lenea dracu’ s\u0103 mai prepar o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 merg s\u0103 dau \u0219i la tata. Chit c\u0103 a fost \u00eenghe\u021b pe urm\u0103,  chit c\u0103 nu se face mai nimic,  e bine s\u0103 ai gradina s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103.  <\/p>\n

Azi \u00eemi arat\u0103 tata c\u0103 pomii lui au de toate.  <\/p>\n

V\u0103 spun eu, anu’ \u0103sta e anul parazi\u021bilor.  Peste tot \u00eei v\u0103d.  Nu m-am uitat \u00een zodiacul chinezesc dar b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 e anul p\u0103duchelui. <\/p>\n

A cam plouat zilele astea gen 👌. <\/p>\n

Ast\u0103zi st\u0103tea s\u0103 plou\u0103 dar parca nu prea, la mine \u00een sat, c\u0103 a\u0219a, ploaia m\u0103 prinse o tura \u00een ora\u0219, da’ \u0103la-i departe. <\/p>\n

Preparat iute dou\u0103 ma\u0219ini \u0219i d\u0103dui p\u0103 pestetot prin gradina lui tata. <\/p>\n

\u00cemi zic c\u0103 dac\u0103 prin 5 -6 ore f\u0103r\u0103 ploaie e ok. <\/p>\n

Merg s\u0103 dau o tur\u0103 \u0219i la mine.  Parc\u0103 venea un nor. Nevasta ‘ce c\u0103 plou\u0103.  <\/p>\n

-Da, da’ mai \u00eencolo la noapte. <\/p>\n

Prepar, m\u0103 \u00eenham la ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i bag. Nu consum jum\u0103tate \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 picure, a\u0219a,  nu r\u0103u,  doar c\u00e2t m\u0103 f\u0103cu fleasca p\u00e2n\u0103 ajunsei \u00een fug\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ad\u0103postesc la o magazie. <\/p>\n

Bagi pula, a venit vara. <\/p>\n

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M\u0103 chinuiam s\u0103 desfac o sticl\u0103 de cidru \u0219i nu am desf\u0103c\u0103tor la \u021bar\u0103 c\u0103 nevasta a zis c\u0103 e mult s\u0103 dau o lir\u0103 \u00eentr-un magazin de suveniruri din Londra c\u00e2nd mi-am adus aminte. Oameni zg\u00e2rci\u021bi. <\/p>\n

Zice s\u0103 desfac cu un 🔪 cu\u021bit. <\/p>\n

-Am terminat \u0219i eu o facultate, sunt inginer electronist. Desfac cu \u0219urubelni\u021ba. <\/p>\n

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Nevasta vrea s\u0103 facem focu’ \u00een cas\u0103.  Nu chiar \u00een cas\u0103,  da’ \u00een central\u0103.  \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia \u00een mai. B\u0103,  mai \u00een glum\u0103 mai \u00een  serios, da’ rom\u00e2nii sunt un popor de frigurosi.  Amuzant pentru unii care \u00eendura ierni de -20, da’ \u00een UK eu am cam f\u0103cut frigul prin hoteluri. Doar la indienii din Oxford se invatasera \u0103ia cu mine \u0219i b\u0103gau c\u0103rbuni. C\u00e2nd \u0219tiau c\u0103 vin – caloriferele pe 5, c\u0103 f\u0103ceam bube dac\u0103 g\u0103seam frig. \ufeff<\/span><\/p>\n

Dar \u00een timp mi s-a \u00eent\u0103rit \u0219i mie pielea un pic.  Copiii \u0103lora umblau dezbr\u0103ca\u021bi cu mucii taras, de nu am v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva. Ai mei au \u0219i acum geci dac\u0103 \u00eei caut prin sat, pe unde or fi.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 duc s\u0103 fac focu’.  Nu te cer\u021bi cu nevasta pentru un bra\u021b de lemne \u0219i 2 grade diferen\u021b\u0103 de temperatur\u0103.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cenainte de Pa\u0219te cu o zi am stropit pomii cu antidetoate.  Da’ mi-a fost lenea dracu’ s\u0103 mai prepar o ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 merg s\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1178,571,500],"tags":[1834,1835,1833,1832],"class_list":["post-8528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-tara","category-life-log","category-self","tag-cidru","tag-desfacator","tag-pomi","tag-stropiti"],"views":2434,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/DSC_0002-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2dy","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8529,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8528\/revisions\/8529"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}