{"id":8570,"date":"2017-05-09T21:12:05","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T19:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8570"},"modified":"2017-05-09T21:18:08","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T19:18:08","slug":"b300rey-curajosul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8570","title":{"rendered":"B300REY. Curajosul"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu, nu mi s-a intamplat nimic mie. Nimic notabil, gen .<\/p>\n

Dar \u00a0\u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 conduc o\u00a0ma\u0219in\u0103 de cocalari. Dac\u0103 \u0219tiam a\u0219 fi cump\u0103rat\u00a0dracului un BMW \u00a0\u0219i nu m\u0103 mai complicam . Acesta a fost un cli\u0219eu, pentru c\u0103 realizez c\u0103 \u00a0inevitabil vor citi acest text \u0219i suporteri auto care nu-s capabili s\u0103 discearn\u0103.<\/p>\n

Si cum veneam eu cu copilul \u00een \u00a0ma\u0219in\u0103, pe la Muncii trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 la fel. Nu am cum s\u0103 nu observ c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de multe\u00a0\u00a0sunt \u00een \u021bar\u0103, dar eu am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum 3 ca asta \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i una chiar de aceea\u0219i culoare \u00een V\u00e2lcea. \u0218i m\u0103 uitam c\u0103 are o culoare mai mi\u0219to, adic\u0103 metalizat sau ceva. \u0218i am r\u0103mas \u00een spate s\u0103 v\u0103d \u0219i eu cum se vede ma\u0219ina pe care o conduc din spate, c\u0103 serios c\u0103 nu \u00a0am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/p>\n

Ne apropiem de un semafor. Drum cu doua benzi dar banda 1 se termin\u0103, c\u0103-s ma\u0219ini parcate, deh Bucure\u0219ti. Toat\u0103 lumea se face coloan\u0103 pe banda 2, \u00a0nenea cu \u00a0Veracruzul se \u00a0bag\u0103 pe banda 1 merge p\u00e2n\u0103 unde e blocat, ceea ce e, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 rezonabil, c\u0103 de ce dracului ai vrea s\u0103 stea toate ma\u0219inile pe o singur\u0103 band\u0103 de 1 km, dac\u0103-s doua disponibile – dup\u0103 care d\u0103 s\u0103 se bage \u00een fa\u021ba celui de pe banda 2, care era oprit acolo ,la semafor, \u00een spatele altei ma\u0219ini.<\/p>\n

Eh, asta nu mai e rezonabil. Nu c\u0103 ar fi avut unde s\u0103 se bage, c\u0103 \u00eentre \u0103la oprit \u0219i primul din fa\u021ba lui era 1 metru \u0219i ceva . Dar pe metrul \u0103la voia el s\u0103-i ia fa\u021ba. S\u0103 fie mo\u021bul la c\u0103cat. Tipul de pe B2 era unul cu un Ford Focus mai vechi dec\u00e2t SUV-ul. S-a bagat si el s\u0103 inchid\u0103 spa\u021biul dintre el \u0219i \u0103la din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-i arate \u0103luia cu Veracruzul c\u0103 nu \u00eel las\u0103, clasic.<\/p>\n

\u0102la cu Veracruzul s-a mai infipt \u0219i el un pic \u0219i \u0103la cu Fordul \u0219i, pula mea, s-a f\u0103cut verde, au plecat primii,\u00a0iar\u00a0noi a\u0219teptam ca idio\u021bii dup\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia doi c\u0103 se blocau unul pe altul \u0219i nu mai putea s\u0103 treac\u0103 cumva niciunul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l lase \u0103l\u0103laltul.<\/p>\n

\u0218i tot st\u0103team \u0219i ei se tot \u00eenfigeau unul \u00eentr-altul c\u00e2te un centimetru. Chicken game cu doi chickeni. Clasic. \u00cen cele din urm\u0103 \u0103la cu Focusul a cedat. Din p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, \u00a0\u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 \u0103luia cu compacta\u00a0i-a fost fric\u0103 de ditai sufrageria \u0103luilalt, dar a fost prost \u0219i s\u0103 explic de ce, din perspectiva \u00a0\u0219oferului de sufragerie.<\/p>\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u0219oferul de Hyundai\u00a0\u00a0era un idiot notoriu, probabil c\u0103 nu \u0219tia nimic despre nimic, gen c\u00e2t cost\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t timp a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i repare rabla, sau poate era doar un tupeist infect. \u00cen ambele cazuri trebuia sanc\u021bionat atent prin \u0219lefuirea m\u0103car a aripii, dac\u0103 nu \u0219i a u\u0219ii.<\/p>\n

Da, sufrageria e bun\u0103, are 5 stele NCAP la testul din 2009, tabla nu e chiar foaie de ceap\u0103, are minim 10 airbaguri, dar b\u0103i, e bun\u0103 s\u0103 scapi nev\u0103t\u0103mat, sau cu via\u021b\u0103, nu s\u0103 faci karmageddon cu ea.<\/p>\n

Mie mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103-l amenin\u021b pe unul ca \u0103la, care \u00ee\u0219i ia maine alt Focus \u00a0la fel cu 3000 de euro, z\u0103u!<\/p>\n

Pai, plm , eu dac\u0103 \u00eendoi vreo tabl\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t cost\u0103 s\u0103 mi-o aduc\u0103 de noua din Korea, necum s\u0103 g\u0103sesc la dezmembr\u0103ri, mai a\u0219tept \u0219i minim 3 s\u0103p\u0103m\u00e2ni o lun\u0103 pe bar\u0103.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, s\u0103 moar\u0103 Fram, eu dac\u0103 eram \u00een Focus \u0219i asta f\u0103cea pe \u0219mecherul c\u0103 mi se bag\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, oai de pula mea, \u0219tii cum treceam prin el? \u00a0Cu sc\u00e2r\u021b, s\u0103-i sara \u0219i airbag-urile, c\u0103 sunt scumpe. Ca prin br\u00e2nz\u0103, chit c\u0103 mie-mi r\u0103m\u00e2neau acolo aripa juma de bar\u0103 \u0219i u\u0219a din dreapta, dar n-am dubii c\u0103 \u0219i la Veracruz se \u0219ifoneaz\u0103 aripa bara \u0219i u\u0219a. Nu neap\u0103rat s\u0103 ias\u0103 din balamale, dar c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu le po\u021bi \u00eendrepta f\u0103r\u0103 2 g\u0103le\u021bi de chit, deci fix c\u00e2t s\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 \u00eenlocuite, dac\u0103-\u021bi trebuie s\u0103 mai \u021bii ma\u0219ina aia.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care str\u00e2ngeam mizeria, \u00eei luam \u0219i RCA-ul la prost, probabil nu valora nimic, c\u0103 era la City sau la Euroins, m\u0103car m\u0103 \u0219tergeam cu el la cur, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 seara eram la dezmembr\u0103ri s\u0103-mi iau bar\u0103 arip\u0103 \u0219i u\u0219\u0103 , iar de urm\u0103toarea diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd le aveam deja montate, \u00eei uram success cu repara\u021bia ma\u0219inii.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, \u00a0at\u00e2ta v\u0103 spun, dac\u0103 vede\u021bi unul d-\u0103sta cu o ma\u0219in\u0103 rar\u0103, care se d\u0103 \u0219mecher \u0219i v\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103, nu ezita\u021bi, intra\u021bi \u00een prost, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi o rabl\u0103 rezonabil de ieftin\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-i da\u021bi voi asigurarea. Face\u021bi-l fericit!<\/p>\n

In ciuda impresiilor pu\u021bine ma\u0219ini sunt chiar tancuri.<\/p>\n

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Nu, nu mi s-a intamplat nimic mie. Nimic notabil, gen . Dar \u00a0\u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 conduc o\u00a0ma\u0219in\u0103 de cocalari. Dac\u0103 \u0219tiam a\u0219 fi cump\u0103rat\u00a0dracului…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8573,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136],"tags":[1847,1848,442],"class_list":["post-8570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","tag-b300rey","tag-bizon","tag-veracruz"],"views":1970,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/furious_suv.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2ee","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8570"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8583,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8570\/revisions\/8583"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}