{"id":8653,"date":"2017-05-17T12:31:09","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T10:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8653"},"modified":"2017-05-17T12:53:32","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T10:53:32","slug":"dinti-si-logica-medicala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8653","title":{"rendered":"Din\u021bi \u0219i logic\u0103 medical\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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De\u0219i nu pare, acesta este alt articol tehnic \u0219i oripilant, dar dintr-o zon\u0103 \u00een care nu m\u0103 pricep. De aia nici nu pare tehnic.<\/p>\n

Introducere<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu pu\u021bin\u0103 istorie.<\/p>\n

E vorba de faptul c\u0103 din genetica familiei am mo\u0219tenit vreo 3 chestii na\u0219pa. \u00a0Hai 4. A doua chestie na\u0219pa\u00a0\u00a0este reprezentat\u0103 de din\u021bi. Pentru at\u00e2ta lucru ar fi trebuit s\u0103 nu fac copii, noroc \u00a0c\u0103 zilele \u0103stea din\u021bii se repar\u0103 chiar bine .<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 zic, s\u0103 \u00eencep cu faptul c\u0103 bunicul meu preferat a murit cumva din cauza din\u021bilor. Bine, avea 80 de ani, \u00a0nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t mai conteaz\u0103 aspectul \u0103sta, dar e important c\u0103 avea \u00a0plac\u0103 de metal de pe la vreo 50, cred, \u0219i \u00a0c\u0103 tratamentul unui \u00a0dinte d-\u0103sta era cam de c\u0103cat \u00a0prin anii \u0103ia. I-a atins dentistul \u00a0buza \u0219i gingia cu polidiscul \u0103la, ranga, sau cu ce dracului lucrau \u0103ia atunci; a f\u0103cut o infec\u021bie, a tratat-o , a \u021binut-o sub control \u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103 la venerabila v\u00e2rst\u0103, c\u00e2nd a cam revenit \u0219i l-a cam ucis. Bine, asta c\u0103 era s\u0103tul s\u0103 mai mearg\u0103 prin spitale \u0219i presupun c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce ai scapat de fragmente de grenad\u0103 din picior, de electrocutare, arsuri de gradul trei si \u00a0com\u0103 generate de tr\u0103znet, de opera\u021bie de varice \u00een vremea \u00een care se t\u0103iau picioare pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i mergi pe ale tale p\u00e2n\u0103 la 80 de ani te cam doare \u00een pul\u0103 de din\u021bi. Pula mea, p\u00e2n\u0103 la 75 de ani o c\u0103l\u0103rea pe Stela ( era o iap\u0103, \u00a0probabil c\u0103 de c\u0103l\u0103rit vecine se l\u0103sase mai devreme un pic) \u00a0\u0219i \u00eenota \u00een Olt. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 \u0219ti c\u0103 am s\u0103 pot s\u0103 fac d-\u0103stea la 75 de ani, m\u0103 mul\u021bumesc \u0219i s\u0103 mai c\u0103l\u0103resc o femeie, nu neap\u0103rat o iap\u0103 \u0219i nu neap\u0103rat s\u0103 mai \u00eenot, m-ar durea \u00een pul\u0103 de din\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Dar sincer v\u0103 spun c\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd aud polizorul medical \u0219i-l v\u0103d pe c\u0103l\u0103ul \u0103la ( de c\u00e2\u021biva ani e o femeie, dar nu conteaz\u0103) \u00een fa\u021ba mea, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc numai la tata-mare \u0219i la moarte.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cred c\u0103 \u0219i pe bunicul meu l-a speriat, c\u0103 ultimele r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021be de din\u021bi care nu erau metalici \u0219i le-a scos singur \u0219i \u0219tiu c\u0103 \u00eentr-o vreme se \u201dspecializase\u201d \u0219i le mai scotea \u0219i altora. Era policalificat , bunicul, multilateral dezvoltat, in armat\u0103 f\u0103cuse \u0219coala de \u201dsanitari\u201d, iar la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be se g\u00e2ndise el c\u0103 e destul ca s\u0103 se fac\u0103 veterinar s\u0103 castreze c\u00e2inele. Pe urm\u0103 \u0219i pe ai altora. Pula mea, Mengele i-ar fi fost prieten.<\/p>\n

Revenind la mine\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Din\u021bii mei ar fi \u00een mare ok, c\u0103-i \u00eentre\u021bin, cel pu\u021bin de \u00a0c\u00e2nd sunt adult responsabil \u0219i nu mai desfac capace de bere cu ei. Ar fi ok, dac\u0103 n-ar fi str\u00e2mbi de zici c\u0103-n copilarie am c\u0103zut numa-n gur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Am un z\u00e2mbet perfect de orc. \u00a0Treaba asta \u00a0nu e numai natural\u0103, c\u0103 vezi tu, primii mei din\u021bi, \u0103ia de lapte, erau sub\u021biri \u0219i \u00a0albi ca de \u0219oarece, dar drep\u021bi \u0219i alinia\u021bi mai ceva ca armata chinez\u0103.<\/p>\n

Problema e c\u0103-s tare \u00een gur\u0103! \u0218i c\u0103 futu-le muma \u00een cur de din\u021bi de lapte, n-au picat c\u00e2nd le pic\u0103 tuturor copiilor, de la 6 la 10 ani, sau ceva. \u00a0Nu, \u00a0coaie, eu \u00een clasa a VI-a schimbam caninii, printr-a 7a cred ca mi-a picat ultimul dinte.<\/p>\n

Iar \u0103ia care au ie\u0219it \u0219i n-aveau loc? Au crescut \u0219i ei ca vai de pula lor, cum au apucat \u00een spa\u021biul \u00eengust. S\u0103 m\u0103 fi dus ai mei la dentist sa mi-i scoat\u0103 mai devreme \u0219i s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 ceva loc \u00een gur\u0103? \u00a0Sau m\u0103car dup\u0103, s\u0103-mi pun\u0103 dracului ni\u0219te s\u00e2rme ? Ei, a\u0219. \u00a0Zicea tata :<\/p>\n

-Las\u0103, c\u0103 e \u00a0b\u0103iat, nu-i trebuie.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i da, \u00a0cum s\u0103-mi distrug\u0103 the \u201dOrc heritage\u201d, mai \u0219tia lumea al cui sunt, dac\u0103 aveam \u0219i eu din\u021bi frumo\u0219i? Glumesc, cumva din\u021bii lor sunt drep\u021bi. Bine, majoritatea pu\u0219i, \u00a0sau fa\u021beta\u021bi, dar drep\u021bi. Ai lui bunicul meu nu \u0219tiu cum erau, placa era dreapt\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103.<\/p>\n

Primul canin care mi-a crescut a ie\u0219it cam anemic \u0219i s-a rupt repede. Pe la 20 de ani nu-l mai aveam. Sau poate l-o fi deranjat \u00a0pu\u021bin c\u0103-n \u00a0noaptea banchetului de liceu am deschis o lada intreaga de bere cu el? Nu conteaz\u0103, am pus un cui de metal \u00een locul lui, pe care at\u00e2rn\u0103, frumos \u00een\u0219urubat\u0103, o coroan\u0103 de por\u021belan, mai rezistent\u0103 \u0219i mai bun\u0103. C\u00e2teodat\u0103 \u00eemi trece pin cap s\u0103-i scot pe to\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 pun holz\u0219uruburi d-astea \u00een locul lor; implanturi.<\/p>\n

Al doilea nu \u0219tiu cum a ar\u0103tat, c\u0103 n-a mai r\u0103s\u0103rit vreodat\u0103 \u0219i credeam c\u0103 aia e, sunt eu handicapat, n-am avut s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de to\u021bi din\u021bii. P\u00e2n\u0103 am v\u0103zut-o pe sora unui prieten, demult, cu ni\u0219te s\u00e2rme \u00een gur\u0103 care \u00eempingeau canin foarte str\u00e2mb \u0219i l-am \u00eentrebat ce dracului a p\u0103\u021bit sor-sa.<\/p>\n

Mi-a zis atunci c\u0103 \u0103la era\u00a0inclus,\u00a0<\/strong> adic\u0103 n-a \u201derupt\u201d, a crescut \u201dculcat\u201d \u00een cerul gurii. C\u0103 dac\u0103 n-a avut pe unde s\u0103 ias\u0103, s\u0103racul?<\/p>\n

Aaaaa, atunci \u00a0m-am c\u0103utat \u0219i am v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u00eel aveam \u0219i eu. \u00cenc\u0103 \u00eel am, e acolo, rezerv\u0103. Ia uite, coaie, zic: Am to\u021bi din\u021bii, dar unii sunt pe banca de rezerve. \u00a0Pe urm\u0103 am aflat c\u0103 mai am o veri\u0219oar\u0103 din aceea\u0219i \u201dmo\u0219tenire\u201d cu problema asta. Deh, gene.<\/p>\n

Am zis \u201dbine!\u201d \u0219i am c\u0103utat un medic s\u0103 \u00eemi indrepte \u0219i mie din\u021bii de jos \u0219i s\u0103 mi-l scoat\u0103 dracului pe \u0103la din beci. \u00a0C\u0103 a\u0219ezarea asta \u00een pagin\u0103 \u00eemi deformeaz\u0103 \u0219i dic\u021bia un pic. Adic\u0103 nu m-ar angaja cineva la \u201dTeleenciclopedia\u201d, poate mai degrab\u0103 \u00een rolul cuiva care vorbe\u0219te dintr-un butoi. Plin cu vin.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a am aflat c\u0103 defapt am prea mul\u021bi din\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Nu, serios, c\u0103 aici vreau s\u0103 ajung. Partea de sus am s-o rezolv eu, cic\u0103 \u00een vreun an 2, dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 taie medica \u0219i \u00a0m\u0103 face Frankenstein, dar partea de jos nu se poate\u00a0 \u00een configura\u021bia actual\u0103?<\/em><\/p>\n

Am fost gen : Cum coaie, \u00een configura\u021bia actuala?<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103 am prea mul\u021bi din\u021bi ( nu am , sunt \u0103ia din cartea de biologie, c\u0103 i-am num\u0103rat, nu sunt un monstru chiar dac\u0103 ar\u0103t ca unul) \u0219i trebuie s\u0103-mi scoat\u0103 \u00a0UN DINTE BUN ca s\u0103 le fac\u0103 loc alorlal\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103 din\u021bii mei din fa\u021b\u0103 sunt prea \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103di\u021bi \u0219i nu au loc pe maxilarul prea mic pentru ei. Pula mea, povestea vie\u021bii mele , mereu m\u0103 \u00eenham la lucruri prea grele pentru mine \u0219i pe urma trag ca boul la jug. Ce mi-or fi trebuit din\u021bi a\u0219a mari, nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, toate ca toate, dar mie asta nu-mi sun\u0103 bine! S\u0103 scot din\u021bi buni ca s\u0103 \u00a0fie frumo\u0219i? Cum, pula mea, vine chestia asta? Hai s\u0103-mi tai un deget \u00a0c\u0103 am palma cam mic\u0103 \u0219i ar ar\u0103ta mai bine cu 4 degete, ca \u00een desene animate. B\u0103, \u00a0e\u0219ti nebun ? I-am zis primului medic \u0219i am cerut alt\u0103 p\u0103rere. \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 una.<\/p>\n

\u0218i, ai dracului, zici c\u0103 sunt vorbi\u021bi c\u0103 tot ce \u00eemi spun \u00a0fiecare e identic :<\/p>\n

\u201dTrebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 scoatem un dinte, altfel nu v\u0103 putem ajuta, c\u0103 nu au loc. Oricum \u00eei ve\u021bi pierde dac\u0103 \u00eei l\u0103sa\u021bi a\u0219a str\u00e2mbi!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n

Am zis \u00eent\u00e2i : \u201daha, \u00a0bine, stai s\u0103 pierd unul, sau s\u0103 se strice, sau pula mea, \u0219i dup\u0103 aia \u00eel scot de bolnav \u0219i-o rezolvam \u0219i pe asta.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dar de 10 ani nu am pierdut niciunul, sunt to\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i nu dau semne c\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 fie schimba\u021bi, zici c\u0103-mi fac \u00een ciud\u0103. \u0218i str\u00e2mbi. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 sunt a\u0219a str\u00e2mbi, presupun, trebuie s\u0103 fac un detatraj la \u00a06 luni. C\u00e2nd fac la un an cheam\u0103 doctora basculanta s\u0103 \u00eencarce balastul \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i scoate din sertar pickhammerul \u0103la mare \u0219i casca. Probabil c\u0103 de aia nici nu pic\u0103 vreunul, c\u0103 prea am grija de ei.<\/p>\n

Acum, ultima \u00a0doctor\u0103, \u00a0cic\u0103 e specialist mastodont, sau ortodont, ceva, a zis c\u0103 nici m\u0103car nu vrea s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din \u0103ia din fa\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 se v\u0103d dac\u0103-s \u00a0num\u0103r impar ( mie-mi spui?!), ci vrea s\u0103 scoat\u0103 unul de lang\u0103, din lateral, un fel de m\u0103sea, d-\u0103la ca premolarul, \u0219i s\u0103-i \u00eemping\u0103 pe to\u021bi, \u0219i s\u0103 stau 3 ani ( coaaaie \ud83d\ude41 \u00a0) , cu s\u00e2rme \u00een gur\u0103. Iar de premolari mai am nevoie, ca mai mestec \u0219i eu o ciung\u0103, o buca’ de carne, o ceva.<\/p>\n

Viitorul<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu ce-o s\u0103 fac, acum am ni\u0219te timp liber \u0219i cred c\u0103 am s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup de partea de sus, s\u0103-mi scot caninul zombie din groapa \u00een care s-a odihnit destul.<\/p>\n

Cu \u0103ia de jos \u00a0– chiar nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 m\u0103-ncumet s\u0103-mi scot un dinte bun, de\u0219i \u0103ia sunt cei mai ur\u00e2\u021bi \u0219i \u0103ia au nevoie de ceva antrenament de aliniere.<\/p>\n

Dar un lucru \u0219tiu sigur. Cumva am reu\u0219it s\u0103-mi transmit cele mai proaste gene \u0219i copilului cel mare \u0219i nici nu pot s\u0103 mai aplic logica lui tata. \u0218i n-are s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

Da, mulajele \u0103lea sunt ale mele, \u0219tiu c\u0103 e la fel de politicos ca \u0219i cum v-a\u0219 ar\u0103ta pula, dar asta e, \u00a0pierd cititori constant.
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