{"id":8666,"date":"2017-05-17T19:07:15","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T17:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8666"},"modified":"2017-05-18T05:43:58","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T03:43:58","slug":"gunoaie-de-oraseni-toboganul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8666","title":{"rendered":"Gunoaie de or\u0103\u0219eni. Toboganul"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Eu c\u00e2nd m-am mutat de la \u021bar\u0103  la ora\u0219, \u0219i mai apoi \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, am crezut c\u0103 are s\u0103 \u00eemi fie ru\u0219ine \u0219i c\u0103 are s\u0103 fac\u0103 lumea mi\u0219to de mine c\u0103-s un \u021b\u0103r\u0103nete nesp\u0103lat cu p\u0103m\u00e2nt sub unghii care vine de-acolo de unde lumea se cac\u0103 \u00een curte.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, de ce s\u0103 ma ascund pe dup\u0103 degete, chiar de acolo am venit.  Doar c\u0103 , vezi tu, eu am venit la ora\u0219 c\u0103 nu-mi place nici s\u0103 m\u0103 cac \u00een curte, nici s\u0103 stau nesp\u0103lat \u0219i nici s\u0103 am p\u0103m\u00e2nt sub unghii. Mai mult, m-am chinuit, dup\u0103 puterea mea, s\u0103 mut un pic ora\u0219ul la \u021bar\u0103. Nu neap\u0103rat partea aia cu ciment, praf \u0219i aglomera\u021bie, c\u0103 nu-mi place, c\u00e2t aia cu civiliza\u021bia si gloria epocii de aur.<\/p>\n

\u0218i m-am prins eu, tr\u0103ind prin Bucure\u0219ti, c\u0103 fie nu to\u021bi s-au mutat la ora\u0219 din acelea\u0219i motive ca mine, fie veneau \u0219i mai din preistorie ( a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 v\u0103d cum arat\u0103 satele din care vin ei) \u0219i chiar nu pot face saltul c\u0103tre civiliza\u021bie a\u0219a u\u0219or, \u00een una, dou\u0103 genera\u021bii, ci le trebuie mai mult timp s\u0103 se adapteze, futu-le mor\u021bii \u00een g\u00e2t de amibe \u00eembr\u0103cate.<\/p>\n

\u0218i, recunosc, c\u0103 nu-s cel mai ordonat om, nu-s fanatic cu cur\u0103\u021benia, ba, cu p\u0103rere de r\u0103u am avut o perioada din via\u021b\u0103 de dec\u0103dere  \u0219i animalizare cu vase nesp\u0103late prin chiuvete \u0219i pula mea, dar a durat un an, nu o via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i aveam vreo 20 de ani \u0219i locuiam cu alt gagiu, deci din pul\u0103 organizare \u0219i motiva\u021bie catre ordine.<\/p>\n

B\u0103 dar \u00een blocul \u0103sta locuiesc de 5 ani aproape \u0219i sunt unii, nu \u0219tiu care, c\u0103 nu stau s\u0103-i p\u00e2ndesc, care-s de-a dreptul animale. \u0218i nu se mai vindec\u0103.  Nu to\u021bi. Majoritatea sunt oameni normali, or fi av\u00e2nd hibele lor, \u0219i eu am, dar majoritatea sunt ok. Nu \u0219tiu care-s aia total dec\u0103zu\u021bi, dar unii sau nu \u0219tiu cum se folose\u0219te toboganul de gunoi, sau \u00eei doare \u00een pul\u0103, c\u0103 tot la 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eel g\u0103sesc \u00eenfundat \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 fac pe scafandrul \u0219i s\u0103-l desfund, c\u0103 spre deosebire de ei, mie nu-mi place s\u0103 duhneasc\u0103 \u00een bloc. \u0218i mai ales la u\u0219a mea. Nu \u0219tiu cum e cu \u0103ia care locuiesc mai jos de mine, dar m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 \u0103ia care locuiesc la acela\u0219i etaj sau mai sus.<\/p>\n

B\u0103i \u0219i ce g\u0103sesc pe acolo, te cruce\u0219ti.   Nu c\u0103 vai ce gunoaie, c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea arunc\u0103 chestii stricate \u0219i a\u0219a.  Nu m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 g\u0103sesc lucruri frumos \u00eempachetate \u0219i parfumuri scumpe.<\/p>\n

Dar, sunt de obicei chestii mai mari dec\u00e2t tubul c\u0103 de aia  se \u00eenfund\u0103 \u0219i dau exemple de azi, g\u0103site toate, una peste alta :<\/p>\n

-g\u0103leat\u0103 ( de aia de 10 litri) plina cu te miri ce.<\/p>\n

-niste bidoane de muraturi, salacilat de ro\u0219ii, dracu s\u0103 le ia, c\u0103 nu le-am desf\u0103cut dar miroseau ca \u0219i cum.<\/p>\n

-Borcane de sticla care erau mai largi dec\u00e2t tubul. Tot a\u0219a, d-alea mari de mur\u0103turi, pe care le-au spart ca s\u0103 intre \u0219i care normal c\u0103 s-au rotit printre celelalte gunoaie \u0219i s-au \u00eenfundat.<\/p>\n

-Un platou metalic , oval, care de abia avea loc, in dung\u0103, intr-o singur\u0103 pozi\u021bie ( tubul \u0103la nu-i un cilindru perfect, c\u0103 tot infund\u00e2ndu-l \u0219i desfund\u00e2ndu-l s-a ovalizat un pic. Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 s-a \u00eentors de-a curmezi\u0219ul \u0219i a blocat \u0219i aia tubul.<\/p>\n

Pe scurt problema nu era c\u0103 era o chestie mai larg\u0103 dec\u00e2t tubul care le-a blocat pe restul, c\u0103 era simplu. Scoteam mizeriile alea scoteam aia \u0219i rezolvam cazul.<\/p>\n

Nu, coaie, era \u00eenfundat cu mai multe chestii, dracu \u0219tie cum le-au \u00eendesat \u0219i mai ales, de ce? \u0218i ce-au crezut c\u0103 se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla dac\u0103 bag\u0103 c\u00e2t mai multe chestii care nu \u00eencap. Au s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 unele altora  curaj \u0219i-au s-o ia \u00eencet \u00een jos pe \u021beav\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u0218i peste toate era turnat\u0103 tradi\u021bionala ciorb\u0103 stricat\u0103, c\u0103 mi-am adus instant aminte de via\u021ba la \u021bar\u0103<\/a> <\/strong>\u0219i r\u00e2deam ca prostul, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi opresc spasmele provocate de nevoia de a bor\u00ee, desigur.<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a c\u0103 UE a zis c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii ar trebui s\u0103 renun\u021be la toboganele de gunoi, invoc\u00e2nd ei gradul de reciclare prea mic al de\u0219eurilor, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Nu e adev\u0103rat, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de\u0219eurile sunt reciclate \u00een propor\u021bie foarte mare, ele locuiesc \u00een apartamente \u0219i se prefac c\u0103-s oameni.<\/p>\n

Dar toboganele ar trebui desfiin\u021bate  pentru c\u0103 nu prea \u0219tie lumea s\u0103 le foloseasc\u0103 \u0219i produc mai mult r\u0103u. \u0218tiu c\u0103 e na\u0219pa s\u0103 cobori cu gunoiul de la etajul 7 pe sc\u0103ri, \u0219i c\u0103 te-ai trezi c\u0103-s unii care arunc\u0103 pungile pe geam, cum am v\u0103zut pe la nefam-urile din spate de m-am crucit ( am s\u0103 revin \u0219i cu aia o dat\u0103), dar mai bine a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu, dar eu m-am distrat destul acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 proiect, \u00eemi caut disperat de munc\u0103.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreba acum c\u00e2teva zile un fost coleg :<\/p>\n

\u201dcare ar fi pretul corect (salariul) pentru a te angaja (in conditiile in care nu esti 100% hotarat sa nu te mai angajezi in Ro, dupa cum imi spuneai la telefon\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Mai am pu\u021bin \u0219i pl\u00e2ng, \u00een pula mea,ce pre\u021b corect s\u0103 spun? Cred c\u0103 am s\u0103 stau o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la \u021bar\u0103, s\u0103 nu mai scap un pic de ghena asta.<\/p>\n

Le-am pus \u0103stora un afi\u0219 pe u\u0219a liftului, dar l-au luat, bulangiii, nu le place. Pesemne c\u0103 nu-s de acord cu ce spun.<\/p>\n

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