{"id":8995,"date":"2017-06-25T08:22:37","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T06:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8995"},"modified":"2017-06-25T08:22:37","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T06:22:37","slug":"cafea-esti-fitos-%e2%98%95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=8995","title":{"rendered":"Cafea: E\u0219ti fi\u021bos? \u2615\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8994\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=8994\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DSC_1475-01\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01-169x300.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01-576x1024.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8994 alignnone size-full\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01.jpeg 1080w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01-576x1024.jpeg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cafeaua de la aparatul hotelului unde stau e, mhh, a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a. Adic\u0103, a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a pentru Bulgaria. Mai proast\u0103 dec\u00e2t la alte aparate, mai proast\u0103 dec\u00e2t aia pe care o fac eu acas\u0103, dar m\u0103car e cu lapte.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sigur, mai trebuie s\u0103 fac ni\u0219te manevre, s\u0103 colecteze un pic din apa care curge pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 lapte \u00eentr-un pahar, c\u0103 a\u0219a au f\u0103cut \u0103\u0219tia re\u021beta; proste\u0219te.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mai &#8220;Light&#8221; dar nici nu are loc \u00een can\u0103. Minte de castravete.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>M-am saturat s\u0103 le tot pitrocesc \u0219i azi am zis s\u0103 le dau lovitura de gra\u021bie i-am zis nevestei c\u0103 iau &#8220;de aia pe bani&#8221; de la espressorul \u0103la manual, &nbsp;\u0103la profi. &nbsp;I-am zis c\u0103 vreau la latte, &nbsp;&#8220;with milk&#8221;. \u0218i mare.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mi-a adus dou\u0103 ce\u0219ti de fiere extrase din za\u021bul r\u0103mas de la automate probabil, c\u0103 nu am b\u0103ut a\u0219a mizerie de nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>E bine c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit 4 leva \u0219i bac\u0219i\u0219, ca un domn, c\u0103 din ce am v\u0103zut sunt singurul idiot care comand\u0103 chestii pe bani la un hotel A\/I.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cafeaua de la aparatul hotelului unde stau e, mhh, a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a. Adic\u0103, a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a pentru Bulgaria. Mai proast\u0103 dec\u00e2t la alte aparate, mai&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8994,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[359],"tags":[1227],"class_list":["post-8995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-de-vacanta","tag-la-bulgari"],"views":2097,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/DSC_1475-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2l5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8995\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}