{"id":9001,"date":"2017-06-25T20:32:50","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T18:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9001"},"modified":"2017-06-25T20:35:28","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T18:35:28","slug":"generatia-din-urma-si-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9001","title":{"rendered":"Genera\u021bia din urm\u0103 \u0219i \u0219coala"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ne-am tot pl\u00e2ns \u00a0de pule\u021bii care vin din urm\u0103, coada milenialilor \u0219i urm\u0103torul set de pulifrici care iau lumea-n piept \u0219i pula-n din\u021bi cu \u0219i mai mare av\u00e2nt dec\u00e2t noi.<\/p>\n

M-am pl\u00e2ns \u00a0c\u0103 literatura rom\u00e2n\u0103 a fost de c\u0103cat, \u00a0aia care era prin c\u0103r\u021bi c\u00e2nd eram eu \u00een \u0219coal\u0103, iar eu nu m-am \u00eenjosit s\u0103 citesc a\u0219a ceva.<\/p>\n

Amuzant, sau nu, \u0103\u0219tia din urm\u0103 sunt mai coio\u0219i ca noi, mai spontani, mai \u201dtakers\u201d. \u0218i literatura tot mai de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n

Am citit perlele de anul \u0103sta de la examenul de evaluare de clasa a VIII-a la Eftimie<\/a>. Cele mai multe priveau o poezie despre care nu \u0219tiam nimic, decat c\u0103 autorul e femeie.<\/p>\n

Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 sunt cumva trolaj, dar d-\u0103la nesim\u021bit de copii de patroni c\u0103rora nu le pas\u0103 dac\u0103 fac liceul sau cump\u0103r\u0103 direct diploma de facultate cu doctorat \u0219i le-o lipesc pe frunte profesorilor handicapa\u021bi care-ndr\u0103znesc s\u0103-i evalueze.<\/p>\n

\u0218i-am devenit curios de poezie \u0219i pentru c\u0103, b\u0103, mie nu prea \u00eemi place literatura scris\u0103 de femei. Adic\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de poezia \u201dG\u00e2nd\u0103celul\u201d de Elena Farago, de poezia \u201dMo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciune, ce-ai \u00een sac?\u201d care are autor necunoscut, dar versurile o fac suspect\u0103 se fie scris\u0103 de o femeie ( -7 pule cap la cap.\/ Dac\u0103-mi spui o poezie,\/ Ti le dau pe toate \u021bie.) \u00a0\u0219i de \u201dFrankenstein\u201d al lui Mary Shelley, restul operelor scrise de muieri sunt mizerii. Restu’, adic\u0103 ce-am citit eu, care pot fi numit un ignorant \u00een materie de literatur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Si-am v\u0103zut poezia de \u00a0Magda Isanos, de care nu am auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 azi \u0219i credeam \u00a0c\u0103 e vreo prosp\u0103tur\u0103, dar nu e<\/a>, au m\u00e2ncat-o viermii de mult. Probabil c\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut-o prin c\u0103r\u021bi la vremea mea doar pentru c\u0103 comuni\u0219tii \u0219i neocomuni\u0219tii care au f\u0103cut manualele \u0103lea nu au apreciat-o la adev\u0103rata ei valoare, cum le-au apreciat de exemplu pe \u00a0prima men\u021bionat\u0103, pe Otilia Cazimir, Iulia Ha\u0219deu ( pe care am omis-o intentionat, c\u0103ci de care am citit vreo doua fragmente impresionante,\u00a0dar nu-s convins de apartenenta, in fine…)\u0219i una al c\u0103rei nume n-am s\u0103-l pronun\u021b, cum nici opera n-am putut s-o citesc c\u0103 adormeam la fiecare virgul\u0103, dar ar fi meritat cu siguran\u021b\u0103 \u00a0ni\u0219te trolaje nesim\u021bite, dac\u0103 ar fi avut curaj cineva s\u0103 le toarne \u00eentr-o lucrare de BAC, sau de Bach.<\/p>\n

Poezia cu pricina<\/a> este \u00a0scremut\u0103 \u00eentru-un fel \u00een care mie-mi treze\u0219te jena \u0219i mai mult nu am ce s\u0103 spun, c\u0103 pulifricii \u0103ia de clasa a VIII-a au fost suficien\u021bi \ud83d\ude42 .<\/p>\n

\u0102stea le printez \u0219i le pun pe perete, s\u0103 acop\u0103r m\u00e2zg\u0103lelile f\u0103cute de fie-mea:<\/p>\n

\u201ePoezia apar\u021bine genului liric pentru c\u0103 nu \u021bii minte nimic din ea.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201eDomni\u0219oara poet\u0103 a f\u0103cut o figur\u0103 frumoas\u0103, cum se spune la fotbal, numai c\u0103 ea a f\u0103cut mai multe.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201eElementele naturii o fac pe poet\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 mai boem\u0103, ea se simte feeric\u0103, e mai special\u0103 dec\u00e2t Eminescu.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Coaie, asta ultima e de-aia dat\u0103 din fundul gr\u0103dinii, mi se \u00eenoad\u0103 lacrimile sub ochi. Copiii \u0103\u0219tia-s de viitor, z\u0103u! \u0218i nu glumesc cu asta.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103, eu aveam tupeuri d-\u0103stea, dar mai prin liceu a\u0219a, \u0219i nu chiar la examen, c\u0103 \u00eemi permiteam note de la 3 la 5 \u00een timpul semestrului, le dregeam cumva, dar la bac eram cu un pic de grij\u0103.<\/p>\n

Treaba e c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 futea profa \u00een bot instantaneu c\u00e2nd \u00eencercam s\u0103 denigrez literatura rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe exponen\u021bii ei, ca pe un paria ce eram, \u0219i st\u00e2rpea, astfel, din fa\u0219\u0103 elanul altor posibili diziden\u021bi, c\u0103, pula mea, unii chiar veneau la \u0219coal\u0103 pentru palmares.<\/p>\n

Dar, coaie, \u0103stora nu ai s\u0103 ai ce s\u0103 le mai faci, dac\u0103 te iau a\u0219a direct din examen \u0219i direct de la obraz. Ce pula mea s\u0103 le faci? S\u0103 le dai 3 pentru impertinen\u021b\u0103? O s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103te lucrarea de la capacitate, cu aprecierile lor critice, unde vei vedea \u0219i nota primit\u0103, dar \u0219i faptul c\u0103 are o urm\u0103 de resturi dintre buci, ca simbol al aprecierii lor fa\u021b\u0103 de cerberii sistemului de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n

\u0218i fie \u00a0con\u021binutul literaturii obligatorii \u0219i creditele suprainterpretate se vor ameliora, fie vom avea parte de o critic\u0103 mai realist\u0103 a operelor literare, cu siguran\u021b\u0103 una mai colorat\u0103 \u0219i mai atractiv\u0103.<\/p>\n

Asta e o promisiune f\u0103cut\u0103 mie, c\u0103 daca vreodat\u0103 copiii mei vor rata vreun examen din cauza vreunui trolaj d-\u0103sta inteligent, sau a vreunei arogan\u021be \u00a0bine g\u00e2ndite, \u00a0nu-i voi pedepsi, certa \u00een vreun fel \u0219i nici nu am s\u0103-mi ascund amuzamentul.<\/p>\n

Brava, copii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ne-am tot pl\u00e2ns \u00a0de pule\u021bii care vin din urm\u0103, coada milenialilor \u0219i urm\u0103torul set de pulifrici care iau lumea-n piept \u0219i pula-n din\u021bi cu \u0219i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9002,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1207],"tags":[1946,1948,1947],"class_list":["post-9001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cucultura","tag-examene","tag-generatia-z","tag-perle"],"views":2894,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/graduation.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2lb","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9004,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001\/revisions\/9004"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}