{"id":9029,"date":"2017-07-03T16:28:57","date_gmt":"2017-07-03T14:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9029"},"modified":"2017-07-03T16:47:08","modified_gmt":"2017-07-03T14:47:08","slug":"vara-pe-ulita-exercitiu-de-pozitivism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9029","title":{"rendered":"Vara pe uli\u021b\u0103. \u00a0Exerci\u021biu de pozitivism"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 v\u0103itam acum vreo dou\u0103 zile c\u0103 uite cum m\u0103 le\u0219in\u0103 c\u0103ldura \u0219i c\u0103, vai, ce secet\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fiu mai pozitiv. \u00a0S\u0103 v\u0103d \u0219i partea plin\u0103 a paharului. P\u0103i eu o v\u0103d, \u00a0dar asta e p\u00e2n\u0103 s-o beau, c\u0103 dup\u0103 aia nu mai e nicio parte plin\u0103. \u0218i la ce sete \u00eemi e, partea plin\u0103 dureaz\u0103 foarte pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n

\u00cen consecin\u021b\u0103 \u00a0paharul a \u00eenceput sa se umple \u00a0ieri, c\u00e2nd s-a terminat brusc canicula \u0219i a \u00eenceput a\u0219a o ploicic\u0103, care a \u021binut tot drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 la Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i nu se mai termin\u0103 nici azi. Cum ar veni paharul s-a umplut de d\u0103 peste el.<\/p>\n

Azi zisei c\u0103 m\u0103 duc la dentist \u0219i c\u0103 nu mai iau umbrela c\u0103 sunt cu ma\u0219ina. De la u\u0219a blocului m\u0103 \u00eentorsei de o luai, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina nu era chiar \u00eenfipt\u0103 \u00een bloc.<\/p>\n

Bine dracului c\u0103 ajunsei fresh la medic 😷, \u00a0c\u0103 de plecat, \u00a0plecai \u0219i futut \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i plouat. O fericire 😂 s-o privesc pe doamna medic \u00een ochii alba\u0219tri \u00een timp ce \u00eemi str\u00e2nge din\u021bii cu s\u00e2rm\u0103. Pozitiv. Pozitiv.<\/p>\n

Nu e vorb\u0103, \u00a0umbrela fu util\u0103, \u00a0c\u0103 nu m\u0103 ud\u0103 ploaia dec\u00e2t un pic. Pe m\u00e2ini, de la umeri \u00een jos, iar \u00een rest, m\u0103 f\u0103cu flea\u0219c\u0103\u00a0doar de la v\u00e2rful pulii p\u00e2n\u0103 la t\u0103lpi. \u00a0Noroc c\u0103 nu era sculata, c\u0103 m\u0103 ploua p\u00e2n\u0103 spre \u00a0buric. Udam \u0219i chilo\u021bii.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i mai trebui s\u0103 a\u0219tept la vreo 10 minute \u00een parcarea de la mall, \u00a0c\u0103 pentru ca s\u0103 ies trebuia s\u0103 deschid geamul \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenfig tichetul de parcare \u00een automatul care ridic\u0103 bariera. Tichet care e din h\u00e2rtie \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndii eu c\u0103 nu ar fi tocmai cea mai bun\u0103 idee.<\/p>\n

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Nu de alta, \u00a0dar \u00eencerc\u0103 o domni\u0219oar\u0103 chestia asta \u0219i \u00eei zbur\u0103 ploaia h\u00e2rtia jos din m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00a0motiv pentru care trebui s\u0103 coboare dup\u0103 el.<\/p>\n

Priveli\u0219te super; concurs de tricouri ude cu un singur concurent \u0219i un singur spectator \u00een juriu. 10! Bis! Pun pariu c\u0103 \u0219i ea vedea partea plin\u0103 a paharului.<\/p>\n

Un idiot m\u0103 claxona disperat c\u0103 de ce nu trec c\u0103 am verde, \u0219i c\u0103 de ce \u00eel las pe un pieton s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe ro\u0219u. Nu de alta dar nici nu trebuia s\u0103 \u00eel calc eu, c\u0103 mai avea pu\u021bin \u0219i \u00eel dobora ploaia pe asfalt. Pesemne \u0103stuia din spate \u00eei intra apa \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i nu mai rezista.<\/p>\n

S\u0103racul pieton se uita disperat \u00eenspre mine c\u0103, \u00a0b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 nu \u0219tia cine claxoneaz\u0103 \u0219i nu era sigur dac\u0103 \u00eel omoar\u0103 ploaia sau eu. I-am z\u00e2mbit! Prive\u0219te partea plin\u0103 a paharului, \u00a0coaie, dar ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu te \u00eeneci \u00een el.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ajunsei acas\u0103 \u0219i cobor\u00e2i avusei noroc. \u00a0Noroc ca eram deja cu picioarele murate \u0219i nu mai conta c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin c\u0103 era apa p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la glezne, \u0219osetele \u0219i teni\u0219ii nu aveau cum s\u0103 se ude mai tare de at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

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M\u0103 v\u0103itam acum vreo dou\u0103 zile c\u0103 uite cum m\u0103 le\u0219in\u0103 c\u0103ldura \u0219i c\u0103, vai, ce secet\u0103. Cic\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fiu mai pozitiv. \u00a0S\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9028,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[1952,876,1115,1230],"class_list":["post-9029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-iulie-2017","tag-potop","tag-vara","tag-vremea"],"views":3632,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/2808089590_cbba5f637e.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2lD","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9029"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9034,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9029\/revisions\/9034"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}