{"id":9037,"date":"2017-07-04T11:12:14","date_gmt":"2017-07-04T09:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9037"},"modified":"2017-07-04T16:42:10","modified_gmt":"2017-07-04T14:42:10","slug":"pseudo-suv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9037","title":{"rendered":"Pseudo SUV"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Duceam rabla \u00een service la revizie.<\/p>\n

\u0218i intr\u0103 un nene care zice c\u0103 vrea \u0219i el o programare, pe c\u00e2t se poate, urgent\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 a intrat cu ma\u0219ina \u00een ap\u0103 \u0219i a murit. Ap\u0103 fiind ploaia de ieri din Bucure\u0219ti, \u00a0nu D\u00e2mbovi\u021ba. \u00a0Ma\u0219ina fiind o chestie c\u0103ruia i se spune SUV: Hyundai IX35 (Tucson)<\/strong>. Adic\u0103 \u0103sta.
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La care nenea inginerul de la recep\u021bie \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 are CASCO.<\/p>\n

Omul zice c\u0103 nu \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 cic\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 fie daun\u0103 total\u0103 dac\u0103 a ajuns apa la praguri \u0219i s-a inundat.\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

OLOLOLOLOL!\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

Poftim SUV, \u00a0carevas\u0103zic\u0103. \u00a0Nu rezist\u0103 nici la o ploaie mai serioas\u0103 prin Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

Pe mine m\u0103 amuz\u0103 c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 fii produc\u0103tor auto, \u00a0s\u0103 vinzi ma\u0219ini pe care le nume\u0219ti SUV \/ crossover, \u00a0iar apoi ai tupeul s\u0103 spui c\u0103 “coaie, dac\u0103 intri cu ea prin b\u0103l\u021bi e daun\u0103 total\u0103” . Zici c\u0103 sunt Oltcit-uri.
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Duceam rabla \u00een service la revizie. \u0218i intr\u0103 un nene care zice c\u0103 vrea \u0219i el o programare, pe c\u00e2t se poate, urgent\u0103. C\u0103 a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9036,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[104],"tags":[1314,1953,1954,701],"class_list":["post-9037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rabla","tag-apa","tag-hyundai-ix35","tag-inundatie","tag-off-road"],"views":2141,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/images.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2lL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9042,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9037\/revisions\/9042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}