{"id":9064,"date":"2017-07-07T04:54:00","date_gmt":"2017-07-07T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9064"},"modified":"2017-07-09T08:47:43","modified_gmt":"2017-07-09T06:47:43","slug":"proiectul-danarmeanca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9064","title":{"rendered":"Proiectul DanArmeanca"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Poza<\/a> din feat e cioard\u0103 din instagramul lu' frate-meu \u0219i a fost folosit\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 acordul lui. \r\nDac\u0103 \u00a0\u00eel  deranjeaz\u0103, \u0219tie unde s\u0103 trimit\u0103 factura. Sau, are parola de la server \u0219i \r\nar putea s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 blogul cu totul, riscul meu.<\/pre>\n
A\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103 continui s\u0103 muncesc \u00een UK. Dar nu a fost s\u0103 fie, \u00een sensul c\u0103 e var\u0103 \u0219i vara e mai complicat. Pu\u021bine proiecte, rate de c\u0103cat, \u00a0aveam op\u021biunea s\u0103 m\u0103 fac angajat, dar la bani cam pu\u021bini, plm, \u00a0iar de a\u0219teptat toamna, \u00a0n-a\u0219 mai a\u0219tepta-o, c\u0103 vine pe banii mei. Aveam ceva promisiuni, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta a\u0219 lucra pe contracte \u0219i pe ca\u0219caval. \u00a0M-a sictirit \u0219i zgripturoaica aia care negociaz\u0103 Brexitul pe costul meu \u0219i am schimbat tot \u00een EUR \u0219i la revedere. Am cam pus cruce oric\u0103rui plan cu UK pentru moment, de\u0219i era o idee bun\u0103. Mai vedem la anul. P\u0103cat, prinsesem ceva v\u00e2nt \u00een aripi \u0219i m-am dezumflat. \u021aara aia e chiar frumoas\u0103, iar vremea e pe placul meu. Cam scump\u0103 pentru zg\u00e2rcenia mea, dar pula mea, om mai vedea. Bristol, Birmingham \u0219i Oxford sunt ni\u0219te ora\u0219e mi\u0219to, \u00een ordinea asta. Londra, nu ar fi nici \u0103la r\u0103u, dar clar nu e de oameni ca mine. Trebuie s\u0103 ai o inim\u0103 mai tolerant\u0103, \u00a0sau buzunare mai largi c\u00e2nd vine vorba de decartat pentru condi\u021bii de trai.<\/p>\n
Am avut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de discu\u021bii \u0219i c\u00e2teva interviuri pentru Germania. \u00a0A\u021bi \u00a0auzit voi pove\u0219ti cum de abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 nem\u021bii s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 afacerile din UK, cum se va reloca totul la Frankfurt \u0219i \u00a0 Munich. Cum vor accepta ei vorbitori de limb\u0103 englez\u0103. \u00a0Right! Treaba asta e \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een viitor 🔮. \u00a0Dac\u0103 s-or trezi la realitate suficient de repede, c\u0103, \u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta le fur\u0103 irlandezii, elve\u021bienii, \u00a0nordicii \u0219i olandezii din ca\u0219caval. Iar ei la interviuri \u00eenc\u0103 dau din coad\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 “Sprechen Sie Deutsch?” \u00a0E \u0219i normal, dealtfel. \u00a0Nordicii sunt mai toleran\u021bi, \u00a0c\u0103 pesemne \u0219i-au dat ei seama c\u0103 nu vorbe\u0219te nici m\u0103-sa limbile \u0103lea ale lor, nu e ca \u0219i cum ar studia lumea la \u0219coal\u0103 mormane de danez\u0103, \u00a0suedez\u0103 \u0219i norvegian\u0103. Au, ai dracului, \u0219i fiecare c\u00e2te o limb\u0103, \u00a0nu le-a ajuns una la toate trei \u021b\u0103rile. A\u0219a c\u0103 “English, my love!”. \u00a0Am tot a\u0219teptat agen\u021bia cu care am lucrat anterior (mi-e comod s\u0103 nu schimb st\u0103p\u00e2nul) \u00a0s\u0103-mi dea altceva, \u00a0dar nu s-a legat nimic \u0219i m-au luat al\u021bii \u00een bot \u0219i m-am combinat la un nou contract pe 4 luni \u00een Danarmeanca<\/a> (😉) .<\/p>\n
Din 1 august m-apuc \u0219i bag. Din Copenhaga. Tot cu avionul. Dac\u0103 s-o lega ceva mai pe lung, \u00a0nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. \u00a0Danemarca e mi\u0219to, \u00a0de\u0219i mie nu mi-a pl\u0103cut Copenhaga \u00een septembrie, \u00a0acu 2 ani, c\u00e2nd am fost la b\u0103utur\u0103. \u00a0Prea deprimant, prea mohor\u00e2t, prea ploaie.<\/p>\n
E un pic complique cu taxele. Sunt trei \u021b\u0103ri \u00een Europa unde nu merge \u0219men-ul cu 183 zile\/ an: Olanda, Elve\u021bia \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia; te taxeaz\u0103 din ziua 1 dac\u0103 lucrezi de pe teritoriul lor. Din fericire au ceva pachet de expati, \u00a0altfel taxele la ei sunt cam jum\u0103tate. \u00a0\u0218i, \u00a0f\u0103r\u0103 sup\u0103rare, dac\u0103 fac banii juma-juma cu statul eu le-aduc \u0219i copiii \u00een bra\u021be, s\u0103 dea \u0219i ei ceva \u00eenapoi din socialismul \u0103sta. \u00a0Mi-e doar fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu mi-i ia, c\u0103 eu nu-s chiar dup\u0103 standarde nordice. Adic\u0103, \u00a0sunt un p\u0103rinte modern, \u00a0dar a\u0219a \u00een compara\u021bie cu p\u0103rin\u021bii mei \u0219i cu ce e prin Rom\u00e2nia \u00een medie. \u00cen dou\u0103 luni m\u0103 vede\u021bi la Antena3 c\u0103 m\u0103 milogesc de \u0103ia s\u0103-mi dea boracii \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n
Iar cu taxatul, plm, \u00a0se lucreaz\u0103 cu corpora\u021bii Umbrella, care te angajeaz\u0103 la ei temporar, merg banii prin ei, iar tu \u00eencasezi circa 68%, \u00a0dac\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 pe cineva. A\u021bi auzit-o voi pe aia cu s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti o firm\u0103 ca s\u0103 te angajeze? Eu pl\u0103tesc 512 Euro\/ lun\u0103. \u00a0M\u0103car e sum\u0103 rotund\u0103. Bine, eu am s\u0103 trag chiar mai bine de procentul \u0103sta, c\u0103 am s\u0103 lucrez par\u021bial din Rom\u00e2nia (remote) \u0219i facturez parte din ore de aici; am s\u0103 devin \u0219ef pe optimizare fiscal\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2\u021biva ani. \u00a0Dar de la anul nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 mai merit\u0103 s\u0103 facturezi nici din Rom\u00e2nia, \u00a0poate m\u0103 \u00eenmatriculez pe Bulgaria, sau ceva. \u00a0Voiam s\u0103 merg s\u0103 deschid o cosmelie \u00een Hong Kong, dar e cam lung drumul. Mai vedem \u0219i cu asta. Acuma, dac\u0103 dureaz\u0103 chestia asta mai mult de 4 luni, dar nu cred, mai degrab\u0103 \u00a0c\u0103 \u00eemi fac eu “umbrella” mea la ei, nu mai stau de al\u021bii. De 512 euro pe lun\u0103 cump\u0103r c\u00e2teva pungi de iarb\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 frigul \u0219i noaptea mai u\u0219or.<\/p>\n
Glumea tipa cu care am rela\u021bionat, de la Umbrella, c\u0103 ” Ah, ce bine e c\u0103 vii \u00een august, c\u0103 e ziu\u0103, apuci s\u0103 vezi \u0219i tu ceva din \u021bara! Din septembrie se face noapte.” Cred \u0219i eu.<\/p>\n
Nu cred c\u0103 e de mutat \u00een \u021bara aia, tot mai bine Germania, \u00a0\u00eenc\u0103 nu am renun\u021bat la \u00eenv\u0103\u021batul limbii, am pus un pic pauz\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eemi iau o certificare, dar o iau iar de coad\u0103, n-o sl\u0103besc.<\/p>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta, mai sunt c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de frecat duda, e prea nepotrivit\u0103 vremea s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc de izolat casa, ar mai merge mai bine de-o vacan\u021b\u0103, cri-cri-cri, \u00a0toamn\u0103 gri. Am s\u0103 revin.<\/p>\n
Nu \u00eemi place c\u0103 am adunat 2 luni \u0219i jum\u0103tate \u00eentre contracte, apartamentul meu \u00eenc\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 fie pl\u0103tit, dar dac\u0103 socotesc banii \u0219i timpul liber nu-i r\u0103u deloc.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 \u00eentreb, oare dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021bi ani de futut capra prin Europa \u00eemi fac curaj s\u0103 merg \u0219i mai departe. Acolo n-o mai merge cu naveta cu avionul. Trebuie s\u0103 mut casa dup\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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