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Poveste\u0219te nevasta cum a fost ea \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 la mare cu 100 de lei c\u00e2nd era… Lol. Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd era,  c\u0103 nu o cuno\u0219team. <\/p>\n

Am fost \u0219i eu a\u0219a s\u0103rac,  dar nu mergeam \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i punct.  Ce pula mea vacan\u021b\u0103 e aia unde mergi doar s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti chestii pe care nu \u021bi le permi\u021bi.  Iar eu nu \u00eemi doresc foarte multe de la o vacan\u021b\u0103,  dar totu\u0219i. <\/p>\n

Am mai fost \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 s\u0103raci \u0219i \u00een vacan\u021be ca s\u0103racii,  b\u0103,  dar nici chiar a\u0219a s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi permi\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci decent.  Gen, m\u0103car ca acas\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi obi\u0219nuit\u0103,  dac\u0103 nu “ca \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103” .  <\/p>\n

\u0218i trolam amuzat la articolul \u0103sta, care troleaza blogarii din Rom\u00e2nia.<\/a><\/p>\n

Inclusiv pe \u0103ia <\/a>care pleac\u0103 \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103.  <\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care mi-am dat seama c\u0103 treaba asta e serioas\u0103 \u0219i nu prive\u0219te numai faptul c\u0103 nu-s banii \u00een bloguri, sau c\u0103 o fi unul mai zg\u00e2rcit dec\u00e2t mine \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 conserve \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n

Tr\u0103im \u00eentr-o lume \u00eentreag\u0103 de s\u0103raci \u0219i boga\u021bi,  to\u021bi amesteca\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103racii vor \u0219i ei o felie din chestiile cu care se \u00eenfrupta boga\u021bii. <\/p>\n

\u0218i am s\u0103 dau un exemplu simplu. Sigur,  mi-e greu acum s\u0103  vin cu ceva mai explicit dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mergi \u00een Grecia cu conserve \u0219i ap\u0103 de acas\u0103,  dar \u00eencerc. <\/p>\n

Mai jos e un snapshot din vacan\u021ba mea, de acum 3 ore.  E o chestie tehnic\u0103, nu c\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 laud, revin mai jos.<\/p>\n

Nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi la tricoul frez, am zis c\u0103 stau \u00een hotel de ghei.<\/p>\n

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A\u0219a se vede plaja prin ochii mei, care am m\u00e2ncat la restaurant la pr\u00e2nz o mas\u0103 relativ ieftin\u0103, pe la 50 de euro 4 persoane. Suntem \u0219i un pic la diet\u0103,  dar nu ne iese mereu.  Zic relativ ieftin\u0103, c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat s\u0103 lu\u0103m cina \u00een Bucure\u0219ti la restaurant, acelea\u0219i 4 persoane \u0219i s\u0103 ne coste mai mult, dar pula mea, nu fac eu preturile. <\/p>\n

S\u0103 continu\u0103m.  Stau a\u0219ezat pe un \u0219ezlong care cost\u0103 20 de Euro.  S\u0103 stai pe el, nu  s\u0103 pleci cu el \u00een spinare acas\u0103.  Sunt confortabile, cu cear\u0219af curat,  plm, cineva munce\u0219te pentru confortul t\u0103u \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219ti dac\u0103 \u00eel vrei, e limpede ce spun? <\/p>\n

Spa\u021biul asta e delimitat de o band\u0103 portocalie. Mai \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 st\u0103 pulimea pe prosoape. Gratis. S\u0103 fie pentru toat\u0103 lumea, s\u0103 ne sim\u021bim to\u021bi bine. Oare? <\/p>\n

Mai sus de mine, nu se vede c\u0103 nu mai  aveam baterie s\u0103 fac poz\u0103 \u0219i acolo, stau unii care se l\u0103f\u0103ie \u0219i mai tare. Canapele \u0219i paturi de piele, baldachine cu mese \u00een toat\u0103 regula, nu \u0219tiu cat cost\u0103 alea. Mai mult dec\u00e2t as vrea eu s\u0103 cheltuiesc,  probabil.  Sau nu \u0219tiu, depinde de dispozi\u021bie. <\/p>\n

Cert e c\u0103 eu pe \u0103ia din fa\u021b\u0103 ii v\u0103d.  Care stau \u00eentin\u0219i pe nisip \u0219i se uit\u0103 la vacan\u021ba lor \u00een timp ce la cap au pe unii care \u00ee\u0219i etaleaz\u0103 fi\u021bele.  Serios.  Am b\u0103ut ni\u0219te ap\u0103. Mai voiam un mojito , mai t\u00e2rziu dar spaniolii efectiv nu au chef de munc\u0103.  Le-am f\u0103cut semn, au zis c\u0103 vin \u0219i au venit, dar peste 15 minute c\u00e2nd le-am spus respectuos s\u0103 aduc\u0103 nota, c\u0103 plec\u0103m.  <\/p>\n

Apa era 5.5 Euro sticla de 0.5 sau ceva. De ce? C\u0103 vine chelnerul  \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi pune sticlele alea \u00eentr-un lighean de sticl\u0103 cu ni\u0219te ap\u0103 albastr\u0103 ( te trateaz\u0103 ca pe rege, boss)  \u0219i mult\u0103 ghea\u021b\u0103.  C\u0103 s\u0103 fie ea rece p\u00e2n\u0103 o termini tu, de\u0219i sunt 30 de grade \u0219i mai bine,  pe plaj\u0103.  <\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te l\u0103f\u0103i po\u021bi s\u0103 o faci ca nem\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia,  care beau sangria cu \u0219ampanie. De cam 130 de euro carafa a\u0219a.  Au b\u0103ut vreo 3.<\/p>\n

La nivelul \u0103sta ai propriul negru care te serve\u0219te ( da, \u0219tiu, amuzant, rasist,  dar eu doar relatez ce v\u0103d)  frumos, a la cea mai a dracului carte. <\/p>\n

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Pentru \u0103ia care stau la prosoape vin ni\u0219te unii care car\u0103 cutii frigorifice \u0219i v\u00e2nd bere \u0219i cola. \u00cen poza 1 e un tip cu mu\u0219chi \u00een plan \u00eendep\u0103rtat cu doua cutii albastre. Alt pre\u021b, cam aceea\u0219i b\u0103utur\u0103 ( mai pu\u021bin \u0219ampanie) ,  cu totul alt film.   Cam a\u0219a am petrecut \u0219i eu vacan\u021ba anul trecut.  \u00een acela\u0219i, dar exact acelasi loc. S\u0103-i spunem soart\u0103,  c\u0103 nu pl\u0103nuise s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem aici acum. C\u00e2\u0219tigam mai pu\u021bin de 4 ori dec\u00e2t anul \u0103sta,  dar nu \u0103sta e  pentru  motivul pentru care st\u0103team acolo,  ci faptul c\u0103 anul trecut nevasta a ales, a pl\u0103tit ( \u00een mare) \u0219i a stabilit termenii concediului. Dap,  a\u0219a sunt eu. Democra\u021bie \u0219i drepturi egale, un an aleg \u0219i pl\u0103tesc eu, un an alege \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219te doamna. <\/p>\n

Nu \u021binem banii separa\u021bi  nu ma deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 pl\u0103tesc eu 75% sau cat dracului o fi, c\u0103 nici nu m\u0103 obosesc s\u0103 calculez, din cheltuieli, nu am o problem\u0103 s\u0103 merg \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 unde \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te, dar alegerile se pl\u0103tesc, c\u0103 a\u0219a \u0219i eu a\u0219 merge \u00een Bora-Bora, cu avion privat, dar pula mea, la \u00eentoarcere trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc \u00eentre\u021binereea. <\/p>\n

\u0218i de aia eu<\/b> cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ne dorim \u0219i s\u0103 alegem chestii pe care ni le permitem.<\/p>\n

\u0218i de aia eu nu pot s\u0103 fac #drumulconservei.  Lol.<\/p>\n

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Pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi doresc de la o vacan\u021b\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc dintr-o conserv\u0103 \u0219i salam \u0219i mai mult dec\u00e2t s\u0103 car ap\u0103 dup\u0103 mine \u0219i s\u0103 o beau cald\u0103 din ma\u0219in\u0103.  <\/p>\n

\u0218i de aia sunt cu ma\u0219ina \u00een Ibiza, unde e mai scump dec\u00e2t s\u0103  vin cu avionul pentru c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 fac asta acum , nu pentru c\u0103 nu am avut bani de bilet. <\/p>\n

\u0218i de aia pot s\u0103 ignor faptul c\u0103 sunt zg\u00e2rcit c\u00e2nd \u00eemi iau \u0103\u0219tia pe o sticl\u0103 de apa, sau de vin, de 10 ori mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00een supermarket. <\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 e un lucru pe care nu pot s\u0103 \u00eel ignor: Nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 relaxez tr\u0103ind \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 mai prost ca acas\u0103. Pot s\u0103 stau pe un cear\u0219af pe nisip. Nu am nevoie s\u0103 beau sangria cu \u0219ampanie \u00een buza m\u0103rii.  Nici nu \u00eemi place combina\u021bia, \u0219tiu c\u0103 e doar scump\u0103, gustul banilor arunca\u021bi, cam ca dedica\u021biile la l\u0103utari. <\/b><\/p>\n

Dar nici nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc conserve, c\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc asta nici acas\u0103, etc. <\/p>\n

Problema e c\u0103 unii probabil ca tr\u0103iesc at\u00e2t de prost acas\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219i mortadela, \u0219i apa m\u0103rii cu c\u0103cat tot reprezint\u0103 un upgrade.<\/p>\n

\u0218i e trist, nu c\u0103 \u00eemi pas\u0103 de ei. Ci pentru c\u0103 peste tot pe unde merg \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103  v\u0103d plin de oameni care nu \u00ee\u0219i permit \u0219i care merg \u00een locuri \u00een care \u00ee\u0219i permit doar prezen\u021ba . Crede\u021bi-m\u0103 c\u0103 am fost \u00een destule locuri. <\/p>\n

Iar liniile de separa\u021bie devin din ce \u00een ce mai mici, adesea doar ni\u0219te benzi portocalii. \u0218i nu spun asta din elitism,  ci c\u0103 asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt tot mai mul\u021bi s\u0103raci, care umplu cum pot spa\u021biile l\u0103sate goale de oameni care \u0219i-au pierdut statusul. Mai cu o conserv\u0103,  mai cu un pateu. <\/p>\n

A\u0219a se na\u0219te drumul conservei, a\u0219a ajunge porcul s\u0103 fie cel mai plimbat animal, \u00eel cari cu tine \u00een concediu \u00een cutia de aluminiu \u0219i-l m\u0103n\u00e2nci s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi potole\u0219ti foamea. <\/p>\n

Trist. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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