

{"id":9333,"date":"2017-08-17T23:00:07","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T21:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9333"},"modified":"2017-08-17T23:27:30","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T21:27:30","slug":"standarde-si-nefericirea-lumii-a-intaia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9333","title":{"rendered":"Standarde si nefericirea lumii a intaia."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Scurt, ca-mi iau din timpul de munca si nu am. Am sa continui diseara si-o public mai incolo, dar ma iau cu altele si uit. Va prindeti voi de unde, ca vor aparea diacritice de pe telefon.<br \/>\nAici unde sunt acum sunt, pe cinstite, cele mai bune conditii din vreo companie in care am lucrat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9337\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=9337#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1366,818\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DSC_1873-01\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01-1024x613.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9337 alignnone size-full\" width=\"1366\" height=\"818\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01.jpeg 1366w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01-300x180.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01-768x460.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1873-01-1024x613.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1366px) 100vw, 1366px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Plm, birou in &#8220;prime location&#8221;, am sa revin cu un articol despre Copenhaga prin ochii mei, sper.<br \/>\nCantina cu bufet, dar asa mai &#8220;chef style&#8221;, cu mic dejun si pranz oferit gratuit.<\/p>\n<p>Poti sa iei pranzul la aer in atriul asta, de exemplu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9338\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=9338#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1365,768\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DSC_1859-01\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1-1024x576.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9338 alignnone size-full\" width=\"1365\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1.jpeg 1365w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/DSC_1859-01-1-1024x576.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1365px) 100vw, 1365px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;Hai ca nu-i rau. Sigur, mie imi place mai mult s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na din lun\u0103 \u00een care sunt acas\u0103, dar \u00een\u021belege\u021bi voi.<\/p>\n<p>Cafeaua de la automat e cam ca aia de la Costa Express sau Starbucks Express. Adica de-aia facuta de automat, nu de barista la un expresor manual. Pe scurt, buna, tinand cont ca e moca.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Asa e, cred, cand ies banii din p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n<p>Birourile sunt toate d-alea ajustabile electric pe \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, am s\u0103 \u00eemi fac \u0219i eu unul a\u0219a acas\u0103, prea e mi\u0219to. &nbsp;Au fiecare aproape 2 metri \u0219i dou\u0103 monitoare, &nbsp;\u00een caz c\u0103 ai dou\u0103 ie\u0219iri video din laptop.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>La intrarea s\u0103lilor de \u0219edin\u021be au pus ipaduri pe perete ( da, ipaduri, nu altceva ieftin ) &nbsp;care doar &nbsp;\u00ee\u021bi arat\u0103 calendarul s\u0103lii , ape\u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencepi \u0219edin\u021ba &nbsp;\u0219i s\u0103 o \u00eenchei, &nbsp;ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 fi integrat\u0103 disponibilitatea \u00een timp real \u00een calendarul de exchange. &nbsp; \u0218i sunt a\u0219a, &nbsp;vreo 12-15 s\u0103li de \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 pe fiecare etaj. Cam una la fiecare open space de 20 de oameni.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Partea proast\u0103 e c\u0103 suntem cam to\u021bi contractori p-acolo \u0219i \u00een unele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni ne nimerim mai mul\u021bi dec\u00e2t birouri ( &nbsp;pupitre) &nbsp;. Pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a e cu managementul capitalului uman. A\u0219a c\u0103, pula mea, mai stam \u0219i \u00eenghesui\u021bi 2 la un birou, de\u0219i 80-90 de &nbsp;cm liniari de birou de c\u0103ciul\u0103 nu-i chiar insuportabil. Biroul meu de acas\u0103 are 90, parc\u0103. &nbsp;Tot r\u0103m\u00e2ne c\u00e2te un monitor de c\u0103ciul\u0103 \u0219i spa\u021biu destul s\u0103 stai cu laptopul, &nbsp;mouse-ul, paharul de cafea, &nbsp;caietul de noti\u021be, care mai au asa ceva, &nbsp;\u0219i telefonul. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Azi se pare c\u0103 a fost inacceptabil. \u00cen zona unde st\u0103team eu, eram 4 la dou\u0103 birouri. Noi nu ne-am pl\u00e2ns niciunul, &nbsp;plm contractorii nu au mari preten\u021bii, rata s\u0103 fie mul\u021bumitoare, restul se numesc bonusuri.<\/p>\n<p>Da&#8217; s-a nevrozat o babet\u0103 de la client &nbsp;&#8211; &nbsp;c\u0103 nu se poate, dom&#8217;ne, st\u0103m prea \u00eenghesui\u021bi &nbsp;\u0219i face reclama\u021bie la \u0103ia de sus. &nbsp;\u0102ia de sus fiind &#8220;the upper management&#8221; , care, &nbsp;amuzant s-au nu, chiar sunt 2 etaje mai sus. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ne-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 ii dam voie s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 o poz\u0103 si &nbsp;ce dracu s\u0103 zici, f\u0103-ne, femeie, poz\u0103, &nbsp;dac\u0103 alt\u0103 treab\u0103 nu ai. &nbsp;Ne-a spus s\u0103 nu mai z\u00e2mbim ca ni\u0219te fraieri, c\u0103 ea nu-\u0219i construie\u0219te argumenta\u021bia duc\u00e2nd poze cu oameni ferici\u021bi, &nbsp;a\u0219a c\u0103 ne-am pref\u0103cut to\u021bi sup\u0103ra\u021bi &#8211; chiar ne-am pref\u0103cut, altfel sunt oricum ok condi\u021biile- &nbsp;\u0219i ne-a tras c\u00e2teva cadre cu iPhone-ul ei 7, &nbsp;care avea pe spate sigla companiei, mai mare dec\u00e2t semnul Apple. &nbsp;Chiar a\u0219a, &nbsp;ce-i aia numai un monitor la fiecare angajat? &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Mi-aduc aminte c\u0103 acum mai bine de 5 ani ne aglomeraseram \u00een biroul unde lucram acolo de nu mai aveam aer, &nbsp;serios, pe unii \u00eei cam lua somnul. &nbsp;Se f\u0103ceau m\u0103sur\u0103ri regulate, probabil s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 nu murim, dar nu se deschidea niciun geam iar pragul limit\u0103 era, parc\u0103, &nbsp;18% oxigen. \u0218i cam acolo \u00eel ai men\u021bineau. Eram \u021binu\u021bi a\u0219a mai sufoca\u021bi s\u0103 nu consum\u0103m mult aer,c\u0103 instala\u021biile alea care-l plimb\u0103 consum\u0103 curent, ce dracului . &nbsp;Ce reclama\u021bie, coaie, ce spa\u021biu, &nbsp;nex. &nbsp;P\u00e2n\u0103 la punctul critic \u00een care a \u00eenceput s\u0103 plece lumea, din cu totul alte motive, &nbsp;tot intrau birouri pe u\u0219a aia de te lua capul c\u00e2nd vedeai c\u0103 &#8220;ia uite, mai venir\u0103 5&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cantina era pl\u0103tit\u0103 \u0219i, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, serveau un jeg de m\u00e2ncare. Nu v\u0103 mint, c\u0103 mai citesc colegi \u0219i m\u0103 pot corecta, &nbsp;la o adic\u0103, &nbsp;luam ma\u0219inile \u0219i mergeam s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m la al\u021bii. C\u00e2nd aveam timp, &nbsp;c\u00e2nd nu, nu. &nbsp;\u0218i coad\u0103, &nbsp;c\u0103 bine \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 era doar un ghi\u0219eu de plat\u0103. &nbsp;La 7 etaje ( peste 700 de oameni). B\u0103, serios, repet, dar e important, &nbsp;pl\u0103team pentru asta. Lumea era cam de p\u0103rere c\u0103-s eu fitos, c\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m mai degrab\u0103 c\u00e2te o ciorb\u0103, &nbsp;c\u0103 m\u0103car nu \u00eemi f\u0103cea r\u0103u. &nbsp;Altfel, cam ori de c\u00e2te ori m\u00e2nc\u0103m altceva, ba m\u0103 balonam, ba m\u0103 durea burta, ba nu-mi pl\u0103cea. Ba m\u0103 f\u0103ceam ca porcul, c\u0103 pula mea, cartofi, orez, &nbsp;\u0219unci, gr\u0103simi \u0219i zahar erau baza \u00een ce aveau \u0103ia pe acolo. \u0218i v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i pe restul c\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een ei cu n\u0103dejde mi se p\u0103rea pe undeva c\u0103 problema e la mine. &nbsp;Sunt eu prea cu nasul pe sus, a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-am mai v\u0103zut de lungul lui \u0219i am b\u0103gat capul la cutie. &nbsp;P\u00e2n\u0103 am mai fost prin alte p\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i am mai v\u0103zut \u0219i pe la al\u021bii, &nbsp;b\u0103, &nbsp;recunosc, &nbsp;\u0219i mai r\u0103u ( apexul negativ a fost \u00eentr-un birou BMW, c\u0103 nici nem\u021bii nu-s renumi\u021bi pentru buc\u0103t\u0103ria lor, dar parc\u0103 &nbsp;era mai bine dec\u00e2t la \u0103ia de am spus mai sus, dac\u0103 ignor c\u0103 eram \u00eentr-o cl\u0103dire f\u0103r\u0103 aer condi\u021bionat vara \u0219i \u00eenchis\u0103 cu gard de s\u00e2rma \u00eenalt , &nbsp;\u0219ti\u021bi cum sunt \u0103\u0219tia cu &#8220;Arbacht macht Frei&#8221; &nbsp;) , dar am v\u0103zut \u0219i mai bine. Mai peste tot. Iar aici, &nbsp;\u00eei mai v\u0103d pe \u0103\u0219tia str\u00e2mband din bot, ba c\u0103 e zi de m\u00e2ncare indian\u0103 ( au mereu mai mult de o &#8220;buc\u0103t\u0103rie&#8221;, &nbsp;dar zic a\u0219a, &nbsp;baza) &nbsp;de\u0219i, &nbsp;la c\u00e2\u021bi indieni sunt \u00een biroul \u0103la e absolut normal s\u0103 le dea \u0219i lor ni\u0219te ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ei o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. &nbsp;Sau str\u00e2mb\u0103 din nas c\u0103 e pe\u0219tele nu \u0219tiu de care \u0219i nu e cel mai bun, de m\u0103 uit a\u0219a \u00een gol gen &#8220;b\u0103, muie, ia hai tu la un restaurant random (nu cantin\u0103 ) din sudul Rom\u00e2niei, &nbsp;pl\u0103te\u0219te 10-15 Euro pe o mas\u0103 de o persoan\u0103 din buzunarul t\u0103u \u0219i \u00eemi spui dup\u0103 aia de cantina ta unde eu am mancat s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta caracati\u021be, &nbsp;scoici, &nbsp;\u0219i ni\u0219te \u0103ia care nu \u0219tiu ce sunt, c\u0103 nu am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum &nbsp;\u0219i nu am nici poz\u0103. &nbsp;Au \u0219i pui, sta\u021bi lini\u0219ti\u021bi, &nbsp;dar am facut \u0219i eu ca \u021b\u0103ranu&#8217; care nu a mai v\u0103zut d-alea \u0219i am zis s\u0103 \u00eencerc de toate chestiile lor specifice. Normal c\u0103 \u00eei doare pe ei \u00een pul\u0103 de Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n<p>Asta o spun a\u0219a c\u0103 tot m\u0103 bat la cap din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd colegii cu &#8221; salariile \u00een Vest pe IT nu sunt a\u0219a mari fa\u021b\u0103 de la noi, iar via\u021ba e scump\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t pot s\u0103 pun de-o parte? &#8221; \u0218i, pula mea, &nbsp;ave\u021bi dreptate, bah, a\u0219a e. Nu m\u0103 &nbsp;vait eu, zic a\u0219a c\u0103, \u00een general, ave\u021bi dreptate. Doar c\u0103, na, mai ai ni\u0219te avantaje. C\u00e2t de c\u00e2t, acolo. Ziceau \u0103\u0219tia, &nbsp;danezii, &nbsp;c\u0103 \u00een ultimii 10 ani li s-a dublat num\u0103rul de oameni care au atins v\u00e2rsta de 100 de ani.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bine, nu-i ca \u0219i cum a\u0219 fi topit dup\u0103 via\u021ba de la 80 la 100 de ani, dar, na, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 dac\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti at\u00e2t, parc\u0103-parc\u0103 tragi n\u0103dejde c\u0103 la 70 mai po\u021bi s\u0103 fu\u021bi ( doamne ajut\u0103) \u0219i c\u0103 nu ar\u0103\u021bi ca proasp\u0103t exhumat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mda, &nbsp;m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i e ca treaba aia cu &#8220;Jet lag&#8221;, &nbsp;doar c\u0103 la mine e &#8220;civilization lag&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei, c\u0103 tot sunt pe avion \u0219i m-am lungit deja, acum vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni m-a c\u0103utat o doamn\u0103 de la o companie de recrutare cu un job de programator mai seni a\u0219a, &nbsp;pentru o echip\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 ( adic\u0103 au sau angajeaz\u0103 (\u0219i) pule\u021bi care-s b\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i au nevoie de dadaca, &nbsp;sau mama r\u0103ni\u021bilor, &nbsp;ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 munci productiv &#8211; am ajuns la v\u00e2rsta aia la care &#8220;echip\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103&#8221; &nbsp;\u0219i mediu dinamic \u00eenseamn\u0103 mai mult futai \u0219i cer din start mai mul\u021bi bani dac\u0103 recrutorul acoper\u0103 nevoia de expertiz\u0103, \u00eenvelind-o \u00een staniol). \u00cen Bucure\u0219ti .&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, probabil l-am primit &#8220;numai&#8221; eu \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 500 de al\u021bi programatori, &nbsp;dintre care 300 nici nu au treab\u0103 cu domeniul. C\u0103 a\u0219a merge. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre noi fie vorba, eu nici nu mai am loca\u021bia Rom\u00e2nia pe LinkedIn, dintr-un motiv obiectiv. Nu-s fitos, \u00eenc\u0103 scriu \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te pe aici, \u00eenc\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc rom\u00e2ne\u0219te la unele chestii, dar nu vreau s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i piard\u0103 cineva timpul cu mine aiurea, c\u00e2nd va veni vremea s\u0103 \u00eemi caut iar\u0103\u0219i job \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, anun\u021b eu, nu mi-e jen\u0103. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i am citit ce vrea, e ok, cam sub\u021bire, &nbsp;dar de ce nu, dac\u0103 pl\u0103tesc bine, munca poate s\u0103 fie oric\u00e2t de u\u0219oar\u0103, &nbsp;c\u0103 g\u0103sesc eu ce s\u0103 fac cu timpul \u0219i cu energia mea. Scria acolo c\u0103 ofer\u0103 pachet salarial \u0219i bonus competitive. &nbsp;Nu \u0219tiu cu ce cred ei c\u0103 concureaz\u0103, dar momentan eu nu cred c\u0103 sunt competitivi \u0219i a\u0219a le-am \u0219i spus, &nbsp;cu respect, c\u0103 nu cred c\u0103 oferta lor e competitiv\u0103 pe linie de salariu \u0219i bonusuri. &nbsp;Doamna a \u00een\u021beles, &nbsp;sau oricum, nu a insistat, foarte bine, \u00eemi plac oamenii care au perspectiv\u0103 \u0219i nu \u00ee\u0219i risipesc aiurea timpul lor \u0219i nici pe al altora. &nbsp;Ieri m-a c\u0103utat alt\u0103 doamn\u0103 de la aceea\u0219i companie cu aceea\u0219i ofert\u0103. E ok, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, nu-i ca \u0219i cum \u00een Rom\u00e2nia avem cele mai de top companii de recrutare. Nu-i nimic deosebit, cu acela\u0219i respect, i-am explicat \u0219i colegei c\u0103 am fost contactat \u0219i am refuzat deja. &nbsp;Azi de diminea\u021b\u0103 m-a contactat o a treia persoan\u0103 de la alt\u0103 agen\u021bie din Rom\u00e2nia. Le-am sugerat cumva s\u0103 mai \u00eencerce, totu\u0219i, s\u0103 contacteze \u0219i al\u021bi candida\u021bi. &nbsp;Sunt sigur c\u0103 mai sunt al\u021bii, care poate vor jobul. Serios, chiar nu \u00eel vre\u021bi niciunul?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 pe la pr\u00e2nz m\u0103 sun\u0103 cineva din UK &nbsp;disperat pe num\u0103rul din Rom\u00e2nia pe care am roaming func\u021bional. &nbsp;A treia oara am r\u0103spuns, na. &nbsp;Iar dup\u0103 ce mi-a zis ca e [Nume de indian neinteligibil ] de &nbsp;la [ agen\u021bie de recrutare cu nume britanic pe care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 \u00eel pronun\u021be ] &nbsp; l-am mai ascultat 10 secunde \u0219i i-am zis s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 englez\u0103 sau s\u0103 \u00eemi scrie un mail \u0219i i-am \u00eenchis. Nu c\u0103-s rasist c\u00e2nd vine vorba de oportunit\u0103\u021bi de c\u00e2\u0219tigat bani, dar dac\u0103 ma suni din UK m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti englez\u0103 un pic mai bine ca mine, sau dac\u0103 nu, m\u0103car s\u0103 nu m\u0103 chinui s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg ce zici, du-te \u00een pula mea.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Peste 10 secunde a sunat iar\u0103\u0219i, &nbsp;\u00een acela\u0219i dialect &#8220;rata-pata-trata&#8221; \u0219i i-am zis din nou acela\u0219i lucru. A insistat c\u0103 el vorbe\u0219te englez\u0103, &nbsp;eu am insistat s\u0103 \u00eenchid. Aveam \u0219i treab\u0103. &nbsp;A sunat din nou dar nu a mai vorbit el ci alt indian care vorbea mai bine. M\u0103 lua cu &#8220;da, ne pare r\u0103u, &nbsp;avem ni\u0219te probleme tehnice cu telefoanele, lucr\u0103m la asta&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I-am zis de la obraz:&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103, &nbsp;telefoanele voastre encripteaza sunetul \u00een dialect indian? &nbsp;S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu merge chiar bine, c\u0103 mai \u00een\u021beleg o urma de englez\u0103 din ce spune\u021bi. \u00cenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi s\u0103 vorbi\u021bi, &nbsp;dac\u0103 m\u0103 suna\u021bi, &nbsp;dac\u0103 nu, scrie-mi mail, &nbsp;c\u0103 cu \u0103la m\u0103 descurc, oric\u00e2t de mizerabil ar fi scris. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, &nbsp;dup\u0103 suficient timp \u00een care i-am insultat \u0219i m\u0103 intrebam de ce dracu&#8217; nu \u00eenchid, i-am dat omului dreptul la replic\u0103 \u0219i mi-a dat-o de pe T\u00e2rgu Ocna.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Avem un job de programator ABAB la o companie de utilit\u0103\u021bi <b>\u00een Rom\u00e2nia, a\u021bi fi interesat?&nbsp;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>-NU!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8211; <\/b>E o pozi\u021bie permanent\u0103 cu pachet de beneficii competitive \u0219i bonus anual.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103ceam un fel de spume \u0219i balonase \u00een timp ce \u00eencercam s\u0103 \u00eei explic calm:<\/p>\n<p>-Nu e pentru mine, cred c\u0103 a\u021bi gre\u0219it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ne-am uitat \u00een profilul dumneavoastr\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; SERIOS, v-a\u021bi uitat &nbsp;pe profilul meu? CARE?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-LinkedIn.<\/p>\n<p>-Ok, \u0219i ce scrie acolo?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 ave\u021bi o experien\u021b\u0103 bogat\u0103 \u00een&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ok, \u0219i ce mai scrie acolo \u00een afar\u0103 de experien\u021b\u0103. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-C\u0103 vorbi\u021bi rom\u00e2ne\u0219te &nbsp;( ptiu, drace, am s\u0103 scot \u0219i aia) &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218i \u00een ce zon\u0103 m\u0103 arat\u0103 c\u0103 sunt, &nbsp;LinkedIn? &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cen UK. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Pe bune? \u0218i de ce m\u0103 contactezi pentru un job \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, &nbsp;m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 poate e\u0219ti interesat.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce a\u0219 fi interesat? &nbsp;De ce dracu&#8217; ( \u00een traducere din &#8220;fuck&#8221;, da &#8211; a la Irina Margarina) &nbsp; a\u0219 fi interesat? &nbsp;De un pachet salarial competitiv CUMVA?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, &nbsp;da. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi venea s\u0103 \u00eei urez s\u0103 \u00eei moar\u0103 m\u0103-sa, &nbsp;dar se traduce prost. \u0218i m-au g\u0103sit dracii. C\u00e2t pula mea de competitiv e, m\u0103, &nbsp;pachetul \u0103la de m\u0103 ispitesc \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia din UK cu jobul? &nbsp;Brusc am realizat c\u0103 poate chiar dau cu piciorul unei oportunit\u0103\u021bi. &nbsp;Poate ar trebui s\u0103 ascult oamenii ce au de zis mai des.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eemi spui, te rog, &nbsp;ce salariu ofer\u0103 \u0219i ce bonus anual?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Care sunt preten\u021biile tale salariale?<\/p>\n<p>Sim\u021beam c\u0103 iau foc. Ce robot!<\/p>\n<p>-Omule, tu cite\u0219ti texte de pe vreo foaie? Te-am \u00eentrebat ceva,nu conteaz\u0103 care sunt preten\u021biile mele, c\u0103 oricum nu au aia bani de mine, probabil, dar vreau s\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u00e2t ofer\u0103, ACUM, &nbsp;c\u0103 e\u0219ti al patrulea care m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 pentru jobul \u0103sta, &nbsp;5 dac\u0103-lpun \u0219i pe colegul t\u0103u care nu vorbe\u0219te deloc englez\u0103. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E un buget flexibil, \u00een func\u021bie de interviu, dar trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tim preten\u021biile dumneavoastr\u0103 salariale.<\/p>\n<p>-Bine m\u0103! &nbsp;Anual?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Da!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Brut?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Da.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Trebuie s\u0103 fie cu 6 cifre. Ce cifre, &nbsp;vedem dup\u0103 interviu, am preten\u021bii flexibile \u00een func\u021bie de ce se cere.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pauz\u0103. &nbsp;Pauz\u0103. &nbsp;\u0218i apoi revine n\u0103ucitor, iar pe asta trebuie s\u0103 o zic \u00een englez\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu cum s-a g\u00e2ndit la ea.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cen Romanian Currency? &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce am luat eu o pauz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi venea s\u0103 r\u00e2d dar aveam un nod \u00een g\u00e2t c\u0103 nu \u0219tiam dac\u0103 m\u0103 trolleaz\u0103, sau vorbe\u0219te serios \u0219i oricum nu-mi venea bine i-am zis :<\/p>\n<p>-In your mother!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-am \u00eenchis.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Una la m\u00e2n\u0103, care sunte\u021bi pe felie \u0219i a\u021bi fost spamati cu jobul \u0103sta, &nbsp;faceti-mi \u0219i mie dou\u0103 favoruri v\u0103 rog :<\/p>\n<p>1. Spune\u021bi-mi, v\u0103 rog, c\u00e2t ofer\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia, &nbsp;probabil ca s\u0103 rad un pic, de\u0219i nu mai &nbsp;e amuzant. Nu vreau jobul, dar acum m-au f\u0103cut curios \u0219i nu am s\u0103 le scriu \u00eenapoi recrutorilor ceva de genul &#8220;nu ma intereseaz\u0103, &nbsp;dar m-a\u021bi f\u0103cut curios&#8221; lol.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2. Lua\u021bi-l careva, v\u0103 rog, c\u0103 dac\u0103 sun\u0103 cineva la u\u0219\u0103 am s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb mai \u00eent\u00e2i dac\u0103 nu cumva e acolo s\u0103 \u00eemi propun\u0103 un job la &#8220;o companie de utilit\u0103\u021bi&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu-i vina mea. Eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu-s un om bun \u0219i-s ok cu asta. \u00cemi pl\u0103tesc \u0219i arogan\u021ba \u0219i impertinenta atunci c\u00e2nd sar calul, sau karma se \u00eentoarce. &nbsp;Pot tr\u0103i cu consecin\u021bele . Dar nu sunt nici at\u00e2t de r\u0103u, sunt un om educat. De obicei. Este doar un efect al LinkedIn \u0219i al agen\u021biilor de recrutare, mai multe dec\u00e2t joburile disponibile.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ar fi \u00een stare s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 te ia \u0219i s\u0103 te bage \u00een sac de la locul actual de munca, dac\u0103 ar \u0219ti unde e\u0219ti.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Zilele trecute m-a sunat altul de la o agen\u021bie mare de recrutare, tot din UK, care vorbea bine englez\u0103, &nbsp;iar dup\u0103 nume era britanic, \u0219i care avea \u0219i un contract bun, &nbsp;din p\u0103cate \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 cam de c\u0103cat, &nbsp;dar nu \u0103sta conta c\u00e2t c\u0103 nu era pentru mine, deloc gen. Da&#8217; deloc.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 fie mai clar, &nbsp;eu am \u00een CV activitate pe diferite proiecte care implica finan\u021be \u0219i contabilitate. Dar la modul &nbsp;la care cea mai mare experien\u021b\u0103 e tehnic\u0103 de implementare software pe baza unor cerin\u021be func\u021bionale \u0219i ceva elaborare de specifica\u021bie ( solu\u021bie tehnica sau func\u021bional\u0103) &nbsp;pe baz\u0103 de cerin\u021bele de business. \u00cen SAP. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Iar ei aveau nevoie de omul \u0103la care &nbsp;cere solu\u021biile software \u00een func\u021bie de nevoia lui de business, care elaboreaz\u0103 rapoartele de analiz\u0103 financiar\u0103 \u0219i multe alte chestii, care \u0219tiu ce sunt, &nbsp;am intrat \u00een contact cu ele, ar fi frumos s\u0103 am eu jobul \u0103la, &nbsp;dar clar nu sunt eu omul \u0219i nu m\u0103 calific\u0103 nimic nici m\u0103car \u00een CV, &nbsp;s\u0103 ocup pozi\u021bia aia.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;Iar pentru c\u0103 omul vorbea civilizat, nu \u00ee\u0219i tr\u0103gea mucii la telefon \u0219i era mai mult dec\u00e2t o maimu\u021b\u0103 care cite\u0219te un chestionar, &nbsp;de\u0219i tot cam idiot, dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine, i-am explicat despre ce e jobul, de ce nu e cel mai potrivit pentru unul ca mine, c\u0103 eu pot s\u0103 fac \u0219i aia, da-l p\u0103c\u0103lesc grav la bani, c\u0103 ei vor \u0219i pl\u0103tesc cinstit un expert, iar eu la treaba aia sunt &#8220;cred c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc \u0219i o \u00eenv\u0103\u021b pe banii lor, dar nu am f\u0103cut aia vreodat\u0103&#8221;. &nbsp;\u0218i pentru c\u0103 am deja de munc\u0103, nu am sim\u021bit nevoia s\u0103 \u00eei pierd timpul \u00een ideea s\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103c\u0103lesc un pic \u0219i poate merge, &nbsp;ci i-am explicat ce job e \u0219i ce om caut\u0103 \u0219i cum s\u0103 \u00eel caute pe LinkedIn. &nbsp;\u0218i mi-a mul\u021bumit, &nbsp;iar acum p\u0103str\u0103m leg\u0103tura pentru alte chestii, dar mi se pare absurd s\u0103 fii o companie de recrutare \u00een primele dou\u0103 pe ni\u0219a asta, &nbsp;din Europa, &nbsp;\u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi recrutezi contractorii, &nbsp;sau poten\u021bialii angaja\u021bi, \u00een halul \u0103sta. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Inacceptabil.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scurt, ca-mi iau din timpul de munca si nu am. 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