{"id":9400,"date":"2017-08-28T04:12:51","date_gmt":"2017-08-28T02:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9400"},"modified":"2017-08-28T09:39:30","modified_gmt":"2017-08-28T07:39:30","slug":"in-doua-lumi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9400","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen dou\u0103 lumi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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E 4 diminea\u021ba,  am dat de un Uber \u00een care nu pot s\u0103 \u00eemi pun centura \u00een spate, c\u0103 are prinderile sub banchet\u0103.  Pu\u021bin cu nasul str\u00e2mb,  m\u0103 uit pe strad\u0103 a\u0219a a “nu vede \u0103sta 5 stele de la mine, f\u0103r\u0103 centuri \u00een spate”  <\/p>\n

Pe strad\u0103 pe la Doamna Ghica v\u0103d o familie cu ceva bagaje 💼 f\u0103c\u00e2nd cu m\u00e2na dup\u0103 🚕 taxi.  \u00cen strad\u0103,  cu m\u00e2na.  Barbari. <\/p>\n

Vineri, la pr\u00e2nz,  c\u00e2nd am aterizat pe Otopeni, mi-am chemat Uberul \u0219i am ie\u0219it pe prima u\u0219\u0103,  aia l\u00e2ng\u0103 care stau taximetri\u0219tii aia rechini. Dap, iar\u0103\u0219i i-au l\u0103sat acolo, da-s pu\u021bini \u0219i pe moarte. C\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam eu, cine dracului \u00eei mai ia \u00een 2017.<\/p>\n

Acela\u0219i tactici pe care le-am v\u0103zut din 2003. Cea mai rabla Dacie \u00een care \u0219oferul st\u0103 pe bancheta din spate,  cu u\u0219a deschis\u0103, cu picioarele \u00een afar\u0103,  s\u0103 mascheze tariful de pe u\u0219a din fa\u021b\u0103: 3.5 lei\/ km. <\/p>\n

Ies cu telefonul \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cu ziarul “Le Monde” \u00een cealalt\u0103.  B\u0103, rechini,  da’ taximetri\u0219tii \u0103\u0219tia sunt abili. Cum te v\u0103d cu un ziar str\u0103in \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cum o dau pe englez\u0103.  At\u00e2ta c\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219tiu ei,  dar o dau. <\/p>\n

-Hello,  mister, taxi? <\/p>\n

\u00cemi ridic privirea din telefon,  doar ca s\u0103 \u00eemi futa soarele una-n frez\u0103.  <\/p>\n

-Se zice “sir”, nu “mister” \u0219i nu am nevoie, mul\u021bumesc.  <\/p>\n

-V-am v\u0103zut cu ziarul…<\/p>\n

-\u0218i dac\u0103 am ziar, vreau taxi?  <\/p>\n

-P\u0103i,  m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 sunte\u021bi str\u0103in…<\/p>\n

-\u0218i dac\u0103-s str\u0103in vreau s\u0103 merg cu Loganul pe 3 lei jumate?  <\/p>\n

-Prea v-a\u021bi \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat to\u021bi la preturi mici. <\/p>\n

-Deh, Uber,  merg cu ei. <\/p>\n

-\u0102ia sunt ni\u0219te nesp\u0103la\u021bi.  <\/p>\n

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Oau cum a fost asta, venind de la un gras, \u00een tricou transpirat, care st\u0103tea \u00eentr-un Logan infect de mizerabil.  Nici nu am avut replic\u0103,  m-am oripilat \u0219i m-am dus. <\/p>\n

Not\u0103: Taxiul m\u0103 cost\u0103 mereu peste 40 de lei, c\u0103 deh, las \u0219i bac\u0219i\u0219, mai mult de fric\u0103.  <\/p>\n

\u00cen spatele meu a ie\u0219it o tanti aerian\u0103 , rom\u00e2nc\u0103 de la Italia,  como se dice, l-a luat direct \u00een bot, s-a urcat \u0219i dus\u0103 a fost. Ca s\u0103 zic\u0103 pe urm\u0103 c\u0103 taxiurile \u00een Bucure\u0219ti sunt scumpe. Ni\u0219te ho\u021bi. <\/p>\n

\u23ea \u23ea<\/p>\n

Vineri diminea\u021ba eram la hotelul unde m-a trimis Lufthansa s\u0103 dorm. <\/p>\n

Nu mai avusesem loc la microbuzul de 7:15 c\u0103tre aeroport, c\u0103 plm, seara am fost un domn \u0219i-am l\u0103sat-o \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 ia ultimul loc, pe domni\u0219oara brazilian\u0103 cu care m-am reg\u0103sit  \u00een aceea\u0219i situa\u021bie ingrat\u0103 de a nu putea ajunge la Bucure\u0219ti, \u0219i pe care am ajutat-o un pic s\u0103 se descurce, eu fiind un expert, deja, \u00een pierdut leg\u0103turi \u0219i dormit prin aeroporturi. <\/p>\n

I-am \u00eentrebat pe \u0103ia dac\u0103,  de obicei,  vine toat\u0103 lumea care s-a programat, sau mai e loc de \u00eenv\u00e2rtit. Mi-au z\u00e2mbit \u0219i-au zis c\u0103 vin to\u021bi,  c\u0103 to\u021bi aveam acela\u0219i “deal”. <\/p>\n

Le-am z\u00e2mbit \u0219i eu \u0219i i-am rugat s\u0103 \u00eemi cheme un taxi. Mi-au chemat.  \u0218i mi-au zis s\u0103 nu m\u0103 deranjez s\u0103 \u00eel pl\u0103tesc – “it’s on Lufthansa! ” <\/p>\n

FFWD.  <\/p>\n

Ajuns la aeroport, v\u0103d c\u0103 \u0219i la 4 \u0219i jum\u0103tate e plin ochi. <\/p>\n

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O poart\u0103 prea mic\u0103 pentru prea multe vite care vrem s\u0103 ie\u0219im din grajd la p\u0103scut.  Dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia nu fac nimic ( cum ar fi \u00eenc\u0103 un aeroport, sau s\u0103 ne retrag\u0103 din UE, de exemplu)  cred c\u0103 Bucure\u0219tiul va r\u0103m\u00e2ne o idee proast\u0103 de ora\u0219 \u00een care s\u0103 locuie\u0219ti c\u0103 e aproape de aeroport. <\/p>\n

E deja complicat s\u0103 mai g\u0103se\u0219ti curse spre destina\u021biile care conteaz\u0103 cu mai pu\u021bin de 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een avans.  Dac\u0103 \u00eemi zice unul c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 ajung peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Frankfurt,  luni diminea\u021ba,  ii spun s\u0103 suga pula,  c\u0103 cu to\u021bi banii e dificil de realizat, din Bucure\u0219ti.  \u00centre timp \u00een aeroport v\u0103d  semne ca \u0103sta.  <\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 e trolaj maxim, au sim\u021bul umorului \u0103\u0219tia de la Otopeni – rom\u00e2ni h\u00e2tri. <\/p>\n

Bine c\u0103 am c\u00e2\u021biva prieteni c\u0103rora nu le place s\u0103 zboare. Se mai face un pic de loc. <\/p>\n

M\u0103car au sc\u0103pat de g\u00e2ndaci 😍. <\/p>\n

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