

{"id":9406,"date":"2017-08-28T22:33:57","date_gmt":"2017-08-28T20:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9406"},"modified":"2017-08-28T23:02:11","modified_gmt":"2017-08-28T21:02:11","slug":"3-fire-4-timpul-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9406","title":{"rendered":"3 fire.4. Timpul meu."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Vineri am avut ziua bu\u0219ita aproape de tot de \u00eent\u00e2rziacii de la SAS.<\/p>\n<p>S-a dus dracului programarea mea la dentist, de\u0219i aveam mare nevoie, c\u0103 nu-i deloc mi\u0219to s\u0103 stai cu doi bracketi desprin\u0219i \u00een gur\u0103, \u00a0nu c\u0103 ar fi prea pl\u0103cut fie si \u00a0cu s\u00e2rma aia asa cum e proiectata.<\/p>\n<p>S-a dus \u0219i timpul s\u0103 merg p\u00e2n\u0103 la o alta banc\u0103, Intesa San Paolo , \u00a0s\u0103 \u00eemi deschid un cont \u00een euro, ca s\u0103 pot sc\u0103pa de <b>Idea<\/b> proast\u0103 pe care am avut-o acum 8 luni. Habar nu am dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt buni, dar sunt peste tot \u00een lume. \u00cen lumea prin care am fost eu. \u00cen fine, nu am f\u0103cut nici asta. Am pl\u0103tit doar rata la cas\u0103 \u0219i mi-am mai deschis la BRD un cont \u00een Euro, din motive practice. \u0218i ma cost\u0103 1 euro pe lun\u0103. \u00a0Meh.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eentrebat-o pe domni\u0219oara, c\u0103reia i-a luat ceva s\u0103 \u00eemi deschid\u0103 contul \u0103la, \u00a0mai mult la mi\u0219to, \u00a0dac\u0103 au ceva sistem de mobile payment implementat. Unde \u00eenroleze telefonul \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219ti cu el \u00een loc de card. \u00ce\u021bi dai seama, \u00eentreb eu asta la BRD.<\/p>\n<p>Socializam s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul, \u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103 se deschide contul \u0103la. \u00a0Pana mai imbatranesc 20 de minute. Mi-a zis c\u0103 \u0219tie despre ce-i vorba, dar sunt primul care \u00eentreab\u0103 de a\u0219a ceva. Normal. Restul se uit\u0103 \u0219i ei unde intra pe u\u0219a. \u00a0Mai c\u0103 nu mi-a zis \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 &#8220;unde, m\u0103, la BRD a\u0219a ceva? &#8221; .<\/p>\n<p>Ajuns acas\u0103 am observat ceva ce observasem deja anterior. C\u0103 am nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 tund. Nu mi-a crescut parul \u00een trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, nici ala de pe g\u00e2t \u0219i perciuni nu era chiar o problem\u0103, \u00a0adic\u0103 mai mergea o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. \u00a0Dar e ceva ce-mi st\u0103 pe creier \u0219i m\u0103 deprima.<\/p>\n<p><b>Un fir de p\u0103r alb<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Nici m\u0103car nu-i primul. Unul nou. Sunt vreo 3-4. \u0218tiu, \u00a0e bine c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 le pot num\u0103ra, \u00a0dar nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 cu nimic.<\/p>\n<p>La v\u0103zut doamna \u0219i a \u021binut s\u0103-mi spun\u0103. C\u0103 devin bo\u0219orog, probabil.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu cum trec oamenii peste chestiile astea, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 e mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin normal, dar eu nu-s fan Gandalf. Sau Saruman. Mai degraba-s fan Dorian Grey.<\/p>\n<p>Primul fir alb mi-a ie\u0219it acum 5 ani \u0219i-am dat vina exclusiv pe conjunctura de la job de atunci. \u0218i-am \u0219i plecat de acolo. Nu din cauza asta, dar c\u00e2nd \u00eemi cautam, \u00a0m\u0103 gandeam insistent \u0219i la firul \u0103la, cu doi neuroni a\u0219a. \u00a0C\u00e2\u021biva prieteni, colegi, au albit de tot p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 30-35; cum zice frizerul &#8211; s\u0103 le fie de bine! \u0218tiu pe cineva care avea fire albe \u00eenc\u0103 de prin liceu. Plm, nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 zic, dar eu deja port ochelari \u0219i s\u00e2rme \u00een gur\u0103, fire albe-mi mai trebuie.<\/p>\n<p>Am sperat tot timpul c\u0103 o s\u0103-i seam\u0103n bunicului din partea lui tata, care p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a murit, pe la 80, nu-i albise nici jum\u0103tate din p\u0103r. Cred c\u0103 nu avea 50 de fire albe pe la 70 de ani. \u00a0Dar acum nu mai sunt sigur.<\/p>\n<p>Am sperat c\u0103 am s\u0103 aflu <a href=\"https:\/\/www.loc.gov\/rr\/scitech\/mysteries\/grayhair.html\">ce cauzeaz\u0103 chestia asta<\/a> \u0219i am s-o evit cu dib\u0103cie. \u00a0Dar acum nu mai sunt sigur.<\/p>\n<p>Acum trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103d cum m\u0103 \u00eempac cu ideea. P\u00e2n\u0103 una alta am fost s\u0103 le tund, ca s\u0103 nu-mi mai stea \u00een cap; la propriu.<\/p>\n<p>Chestia asta \u00eemi submineaz\u0103 un pic \u00eencrederea \u00een faptul c\u0103 nu am s\u0103 mor niciodat\u0103. \u00a0E ca un fel de &#8220;Installing death, press Next to continue. &#8221; F\u0103r\u0103 buton de &#8220;Back&#8221;,sau &#8220;X&#8221;, \u00a0poate doar de &#8220;Cancer&#8221;, dac\u0103 vrei .<\/p>\n<p>Auzi &#8211; &#8220;\u00eencrederea&#8221;, \u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103 acum c\u00e2\u021biva ani era o certitudine.<\/p>\n<p>Cum zice un mare om de cultura: &#8220;viata fuge ca nebuna&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vineri am avut ziua bu\u0219ita aproape de tot de \u00eent\u00e2rziacii de la SAS. S-a dus dracului programarea mea la dentist, de\u0219i aveam mare nevoie, c\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9407,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571],"tags":[915,2040],"class_list":["post-9406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","tag-schimbare","tag-par-alb"],"views":2388,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/dorian-grey.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2rI","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9408,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9406\/revisions\/9408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}