{"id":9444,"date":"2017-09-02T23:59:57","date_gmt":"2017-09-02T21:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9444"},"modified":"2017-09-03T10:52:16","modified_gmt":"2017-09-03T08:52:16","slug":"carcalete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9444","title":{"rendered":"Carcalete"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am stat o zi f\u0103r\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103. \u00a0Vineri. Cam dubios. De obicei nu am nevoie de rabla \u00een Bucuresti. \u00a0Ieri a fost ziua aia.
\nAm luat diminea\u021ba autobuzul p\u00e2n\u0103 la po\u0219t\u0103 🏤. \u00a0Ghiseul 1. \u00a0C\u0103 ghiseul 2 e l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, la doi pa\u0219i, \u00a0dar ei se ocup\u0103 doar de mesagerie. \u00a0Nu \u0219tiu ce e aia, \u00a0eu aveam de primit ceva numit scrisoare \u2709 \u00a0extra.<\/p>\n

De acolo am luat un taxi p\u00e2n\u0103 la 😷 Vitan; 15 lei, f\u0103r\u0103 rest. De acolo un taxi \u00eenapoi \u00een Balt\u0103 10 lei – la \u0103\u0219tia nu am mai cerut eu rest, dracu’. Cautam o banc\u0103, \u00a0Intesa San Paolo. \u00a0S-a dus, nu mai e p-acolo. \u00a0Autobuz p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. \u00a0Am muncit ceva, mi-am f\u0103cut rezervare la autocar p\u00e2n\u0103 la Pite\u0219ti, \u00a0de acolo aveam ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i am plecat, \u00a0\u00een drum spre autogara Militari – dap, \u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103 la Dristor, \u00a0c\u0103ut\u00e2nd o alt\u0103 banc\u0103 \u00a0Garanti, mi-a zis un amic c\u0103-s cool. \u00a0Am luat Uber – 10 lei.<\/p>\n

Da, buni \u0103ia de la Garanti, \u00a0i-am rugat s\u0103 \u00eemi deschid\u0103 un cont \u00een euro \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi ata\u0219eze un card la el \u0219i mi-au spus ca nu se poate. Ei ata\u0219eaz\u0103 doar carduri \u00een lei. \u00a0Mi-au recomandat s\u0103 merg la Banca Transilvania, \u00a0f\u0103r\u0103 glum\u0103. \u00a0\u0102\u0219tia sunt \u0103ia care \u00ee\u021bi luau \u00a0comision \u0219i pentru c\u0103 respiri. Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 \u0219i-au mai revenit \u00een fire, dar ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-am vizitat, \u00a0atunci c\u00e2nd am sf\u00e2r\u0219it deschiz\u00e2ndu-se cont la Idea, \u00a0am plecat c\u0103 mi-a explicat o doamn\u0103, care opera schimburi valutiste la ei acolo, de ce sa nu <\/b>\u00eemi fac cont la ei. Serios.<\/p>\n

Oricum, \u00a0nu mai aveam timp s\u0103 merg la alt\u0103 banc\u0103. \u00a0Am luat un taxi p\u00e2n\u0103 la Militari, \u0219tiu proast\u0103 idee, e metrou la Dristor \/Muncii, \u0219i merge mai repede la 5 seara, dar eu mai aveam de munc\u0103. \u00a0Din taxi e mai comod \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentreruperi. 50 de lei m-a costat ora asta de munc\u0103. \u00a0Nu e bai, c\u00e2\u0219tig mai mult.<\/p>\n

Am luat autocarul p\u00e2n\u0103 la Pite\u0219ti, \u00a0cea mai ieftin\u0103 combina\u021bie: 20 de lei \/ 100 km. Ajuns acolo, ma\u0219ina nu venise. Pula mea, primul accident \u0219i cu rabla asta. Un pic de gust. Nu am fost eu, \u00a0nu prea \u00eemi pas\u0103, \u00a0dar o s\u0103 m\u0103 coste un pic c\u0103catul \u0103la mic de la sp\u0103l\u0103tor care s-a futut. Mare mirare dac\u0103 scap sub 1000 de lei, serios.<\/p>\n

\"Veracruz\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Lumea zice c\u0103 sunt nebun, c\u0103 nu are cum s\u0103 fie a\u0219a scump. Om \u00a0vedea. Da’ lumea incrunta din \u00a0👀 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u0219i le spun ce ma\u0219in\u0103 am. \u00a0” Ce e aia? S\u00e2nta Fe? -S\u00e2nta Klaus!”<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 laud sau s\u0103 \u00eemi m\u0103n\u00e2nc unghiile, dar \u00een cei 7 mii de km prin Europa am v\u0103zut fix 2 ma\u0219ini ca asta. Cu una am fost pe feribot, \u00a0iar una era pe drum prin Fran\u021ba.<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u021bi dai seama cum e s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 ma\u0219ina ta e mai rar\u0103 dec\u00e2t un Ferrari, sau Lambo?<\/p>\n

Deci, cum spuneam, v\u0103d eu c\u00e2t cost\u0103. \u00a0 \u00cen fine, de acolo am luat un taxi p\u00e2n\u0103 la locul faptei. \u00a0N-a pus ceasul, \u00a0l-am intrebat dac\u0103 pune, \u00a0a zis c\u0103 nu mai pune. Pula mea, chiar nu eram \u00een dispozi\u021bia de a ma certa la ora aia, l-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 ciubucul cu mine. \u00a05 km \/ 20 de lei. Cum era aia cu “taximetri\u0219tii sunt de c\u0103cat \u00een Bucure\u0219ti? ” Right. \u00a0Cine a zis c\u0103 \u00een Pite\u0219ti nu po\u021bi s\u0103 te Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a am ajuns s\u0103 \u00eemi deschid cont \u00een \u00a0EUR la ING, da’ \u00a0online. S\u0103 v\u0103d c\u00e2nd vine cardul.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, la plecare am mai b\u0103gat \u0219i vreo 2 litri jum\u0103tate de benzin\u0103 \u00een rezervor, c\u0103 e mai ieftin\u0103. Plm, neaten\u021bia. \u00a0Dar nu se vede, la 78 de motorina. Merge ca uns\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am stat o zi f\u0103r\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103. \u00a0Vineri. Cam dubios. De obicei nu am nevoie de rabla \u00een Bucuresti. \u00a0Ieri a fost ziua aia. Am luat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9443,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[104,1],"tags":[443,88,2047,395,442],"class_list":["post-9444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rabla","category-uncategorized","tag-ix55","tag-taxi","tag-transport-bucuresti","tag-uber","tag-veracruz"],"views":2420,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/012-309x234.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2sk","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9444"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9449,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9444\/revisions\/9449"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}