{"id":9474,"date":"2017-09-08T02:10:14","date_gmt":"2017-09-08T00:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9474"},"modified":"2017-09-08T08:49:53","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T06:49:53","slug":"doar-o-salata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9474","title":{"rendered":"Doar o salat\u0103\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Am nimerit \u00een avion, de la Copenhaga, l\u00e2ng\u0103 dou\u0103 doamne daneze, &nbsp;care nu \u0219tiu ce c\u0103utau \u00een Turcia, &nbsp;dar pot s\u0103 spun c\u0103 aveau probleme cu m\u00e2ncarea \u0103lora de la Turkish Airlines, &nbsp;c\u0103 \u0219i-au adus singure. Fiecare c\u00e2te o salat\u0103, &nbsp;raw vegan, &nbsp;cump\u0103rate de la nu \u0219tiu ce fancy Shop din aeroport.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 aici treaba lor, dar foarte scurt a devenit \u0219i treaba mea. &nbsp;Nu \u0219tiu ce fel de salat\u0103 era, c\u0103 am recunoscut un singur ingredient. Ceap\u0103. &nbsp;B\u0103, &nbsp;e interesant c\u0103 de ceva vreme au ap\u0103rut tot soiuri de cepe care nu prea mai au nici gust, nici miros, &nbsp;sunt doar a\u0219a de forma. Eh, nu era d-aia. Era d-aia arhetipala, &nbsp;de n-am v\u0103zut a\u0219a de puternic\u0103 nici la mine la \u021bar\u0103, c\u00e2nd eram copil. &nbsp;Nu \u0219tiu cum au taiat-o \u0103ia \u00een salat\u0103, c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 ustura nasul \u0219i \u00eemi curgeau lacrimile \u0219i mucii \u00een valuri a\u0219a de la un metru.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a ceva nu am \u00eent\u00e2lnit nici pe personal acu 15-20 de ani, pe cuv\u00e2nt de cerceta\u0219.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Se mai uitau doamnele din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd la mine cu coada ochiului \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i mai d\u0103deau \u0219i coate, ale dracului. Or fi crezut c\u0103 pl\u00e2ng la filmul din tetiera, &nbsp;cine \u0219tie. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am nimerit \u00een avion, de la Copenhaga, l\u00e2ng\u0103 dou\u0103 doamne daneze, &nbsp;care nu \u0219tiu ce c\u0103utau \u00een Turcia, &nbsp;dar pot s\u0103 spun c\u0103 aveau probleme&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9473,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,1],"tags":[2053,2050,507],"class_list":["post-9474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","tag-salata-cu-ceapa","tag-turkish-airlines","tag-zbor"],"views":2049,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/c27e897612c1df6d95ee7b9c4a7fa4fd-anti-candida-diet-roma-tomatoes.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2sO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9475,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9474\/revisions\/9475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}