

{"id":9542,"date":"2017-09-18T10:14:02","date_gmt":"2017-09-18T08:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9542"},"modified":"2017-09-18T20:52:51","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T18:52:51","slug":"reglare-de-conturi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9542","title":{"rendered":"Reglare de conturi\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>C\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors data trecut\u0103 acas\u0103, prin Munich, \u00a0mi-au schimbat bulangiii locul din Munich \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, \u00a0din 14A ( 13 nu exist\u0103 la LH) \u00a0\u00een ceva \u00a0&#x1f171;, \u00a0care e aproape mereu ( la avioanele cu 3 locuri unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 altul e mereu) \u00a0la jum\u0103tate. \u00a0Culmea, \u00a0nici nu era nimeni pe locul A, de pe r\u00e2ndul \u0103la. \u00a0Nici nu am observat c\u0103 mi-au schimbat locul fa\u021b\u0103 de ce \u00a0selectasem eu \u00eenc\u0103 de la checkinul c\u00e2nd am selectat locurile pe ambele \u00a0segmente, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een avion cu telefonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Zic, plm, \u00a0oi fi gre\u0219it eu. Am v\u0103zut pe locurile A, B, C din r\u00e2ndul 14 o mam\u0103 cu doi copii ce p\u0103reau a fi ai ei \u0219i nu m-am g\u00e2ndit prea mult la asta. Am zis c\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 m-au mutat ei, e pentru o cauz\u0103 bun\u0103, sau ceva. \u0218i c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 uit atent la checkin.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut checkin, m-am uitat bine \u0219i am cerut boarding pass offline, \u00a0c\u0103 pe alea din aplica\u021bia LH le mai pot schimba ei. \u00a0\u0218i mi-au dat.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-am luat, pe segmentul FRA &#8211; CPH, loc bun &#8211; 5A, \u00a0s\u0103 sar direct din avion, \u00a0c\u0103 am ceva \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 la care oricum nu ajung, da&#8217; plm, s\u0103 fac tot ce pot.<\/p>\n<p>La \u00eembarcare, \u00a0dau tot cu telefonul, dar cu cartea de \u00eembarcare off-line \u0219i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 le zic &#8220;gotcha!&#8221; \u00a0v\u0103d pe ecran: &#8220;Please wait&#8221; si iese o h\u00e2rtiu\u021ba mic\u0103, \u00a0nici nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 aparatele alea pot printa.<\/p>\n<p>Pe care h\u00e2rtie scrie un fel de &#8220;got you right back&#8221; . La jum\u0103tatea avionului \u0219i la mijloc.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9541\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=9541\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1032,1134\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DSC_1985-01\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01-932x1024.jpeg\" class=\"wp-image-9541 alignnone size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1032\" height=\"1134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01.jpeg 1032w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01-273x300.jpeg 273w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01-768x844.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01-932x1024.jpeg 932w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1032px) 100vw, 1032px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Zic, \u00a0poate o fi de la faptul c\u0103 tocmai a\u0219tept urm\u0103toarea tran\u0219\u0103 de 300 de euro \u00een contul meu pentru nop\u021bi dormite \u00een Frankfurt?<\/p>\n<p>Dar o \u00eentreb pe stewardesa, \u00a0gen ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Ummm, sistemul credea c\u0103 r\u00e2ndul 5 e la business \u0219i v-a mutat mai \u00een spate. C\u0103 sistemul ne spune cum s\u0103 facem splitul.<br \/>\nLa Lufthansa nu e nicio diferen\u021ba \u00een construc\u021bia scaunelor de business \u0219i restul. \u00a0Pe zboruri \u00een Europa.<\/p>\n<p>Eu: &#8211; What system are you talking about?<\/p>\n<p>Stewardesa scurt, r\u0103sucit \u00a0\u0219i \u00een inim\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; SAP.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ok, thanks. \u00a0I am going to my seat now.<\/p>\n<p>Ce s\u0103 mai zici, \u00a0a\u0219tept banii \u0219i de la \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i de la angajatori \u0219i aia e, bun \u0219i locul din mijloc. \u00a0Dec\u00e2t nimic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors data trecut\u0103 acas\u0103, prin Munich, \u00a0mi-au schimbat bulangiii locul din Munich \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, \u00a0din 14A ( 13 nu exist\u0103 la LH) \u00a0\u00een ceva<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9541,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2011,12,82,1],"tags":[595,704,1149],"class_list":["post-9542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-danemarca","category-lufthansa","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","tag-copenhagen","tag-frankfurt","tag-lufthansa"],"views":2017,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1985-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2tU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9542"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9550,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9542\/revisions\/9550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}