{"id":9554,"date":"2017-09-19T06:12:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T04:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9554"},"modified":"2017-09-19T08:20:24","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T06:20:24","slug":"inside-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9554","title":{"rendered":"Inside joke"},"content":{"rendered":"
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-La Mall?<\/p>\n

-La Mall!<\/p>\n

-Bine, dar\u0103!<\/p>\n

Ajunsei \u0219i pe aci c\u0103ut\u00e2nd chestii pentru un copil \u0219i \u00a0profit\u00e2nd ( profit\u00e2nd o laie, dar a\u0219a se spune ca s\u0103 fii pozitiv) de faptul c\u0103 am fost idiot \u0219i am uitat s\u0103 rezerv din timp \u0219i dep\u0103\u0219eam bugetul \u0103stora dac\u0103 st\u0103team \u00een centru s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta, luai o japca de hotel \u00een Tivoli.<\/p>\n

La fel de japca precum stau de obicei, da de obicei e \u00een centru. Nu-i bai, \u0219i \u0103sta-i peste suta de euro pe noapte. Nu \u0219tiu care e treaba cu scumpetea asta.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, dac\u0103 Mall am \u00een zon\u0103, \u00a0hai la Mall, dar\u0103, \u00a0s\u0103 \u00eel vad \u0219i pe \u0103sta. \u00a0Nu-i r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Aici, amuzant sau nu, am auzit prima data vorbindu-se rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. \u00a0Dou\u0103 gagici cu carasul lor urcau ni\u0219te sc\u0103ri rulante \u0219i behaiau rom\u00e2ne\u0219te \u00een cel mai cocalaresc mod posibil.
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Ajunsei \u0219i pe aci c\u0103ut\u00e2nd chestii pentru un copil \u0219i \u00a0profit\u00e2nd ( profit\u00e2nd o laie, dar a\u0219a se spune ca s\u0103 fii pozitiv) de faptul c\u0103 am\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9551,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2011,82,1],"tags":[595,2086,2087],"class_list":["post-9554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-danemarca","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","tag-copenhagen","tag-mall-tivoli","tag-romaneste"],"views":2069,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_1987-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2u6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9555,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9554\/revisions\/9555"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}