{"id":9568,"date":"2017-09-20T22:03:03","date_gmt":"2017-09-20T20:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9568"},"modified":"2017-09-20T22:34:03","modified_gmt":"2017-09-20T20:34:03","slug":"post-factum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=9568","title":{"rendered":"Post factum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Nu vreau sa scriu aici despre faptul ca a fost alarma fals\u0103 de cataclism \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i, na, furtuna a dezam\u0103git prin neprezentare.<br \/>\nPlm, shit happens, banuiam c\u0103 asta s-ar putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla, dar e bine oricum c\u0103 a fost o avertizare, chiar dac\u0103, din punctul meu de vedere, m\u0103surile oficiale au fost nu exagerate c\u00e2t nepotrivite.<br \/>\nE de \u00een\u021beles, sub influen\u021ba dezastrului recent;sufli \u0219i-n iaurt c-altfel p\u0103\u021b\u0103\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>Al&#8217;ceva vreau s\u0103 zic. L-am sunat pe tata pe la 4 \u0219i jum\u0103tate ( el e la \u021bar\u0103, nu are probleme de trafic, nu necesit\u0103 ac\u021biuni prea-n avans) s\u0103-i spun de furtun\u0103, de\u0219i cred c\u0103 \u0219tia \u0219i el de la meteo, da-n fine. Ca s\u0103 aflu c\u0103-l sunase \u0219i frate-meu mai \u00eenainte;plm, forecast, cod galben \u0219i avertiz\u0103ri. \u0218i zice:<br \/>\n-Mda, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 \u00eenchid p\u0103s\u0103rile, pare c\u0103 se las\u0103 furtuna, da&#8217; cred c\u0103 m\u0103 prinde fix c\u00e2nd m\u0103 duc s\u0103 iau vaca. \u0218i sunt \u0219i gripat.<br \/>\nAu or\u0103 la care le d\u0103 drumul ciobanul &#8211; 7:00, niciun minut mai devreme dac\u0103 nu toarn\u0103 cu g\u0103leata sau dac\u0103 nu cumva apare un vulcan \u00een jum\u0103tatea izlazului \u0219i-ncepe s\u0103 scuipe foc.<br \/>\n\u0218i-i zic.<br \/>\n-P\u0103i du-te \u0219i ia-o acum, ca s\u0103 nu te prind\u0103 ploaia.<\/p>\n<p>Cumva logic. Mi se p\u0103rea mie.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, o s\u0103-l sun pe Mitic\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103d\u00a0<strong> dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 le dea drumul mai devreme.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>\u201dDac\u0103 vrea\u201d \u0103sta e o chestie complicat\u0103. C\u0103 el b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 mai devreme acas\u0103. Dar dac\u0103 le d\u0103 drumul \u00eenainte de \u0219apte \u0219i pe urm\u0103 e alarm\u0103 fals\u0103 \u0219i nu a \u00eenceput cataclisma, o cam bele\u0219te cu s\u0103tenii, cum ar veni clien\u021bii, care \u0219i-a\u0219a-s pu\u021bini care mai au vaci.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ar veni, dac\u0103 le d\u0103 drumul la vaci \u0219i pe urm\u0103 vine potopul &#8211; \u201dmul\u021bumim, s\u0103rum\u00e2na, e\u0219ti mare om!\u201d, dac\u0103 nu vine nimic, cam ca \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, \u0219i d\u0103 drumul mai devreme la vaci, se las\u0103 cu huiduieli. Ca \u00een Bucure\u0219ti. Da, e o paralel\u0103 vite-elevi. Ce, nu v\u0103 place, str\u00e2mba\u021bi din nas?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, am \u00eenchis, mi-am v\u0103zut de treab\u0103 \u0219i l-am sunat pe la 8, adic\u0103 dup\u0103 furtun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Ce faci, ai luat vaca?<\/p>\n<p>-Da, m-a prins furtuna c\u00e2nd am plecat dup\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i \u00a0la ce or\u0103 a \u00eenceput furtuna?<\/p>\n<p>-Pe la 7 f\u0103r\u0103 ceva.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i n-ai zis c\u0103-l suni pe Mitic\u0103 s\u0103 le dea drumul?<\/p>\n<p>-Pai nu le-a dat. \u0218i pe urma m-a sunat el \u00a0s\u0103 vin s\u0103 le iau ( n.m. care se duce primul, gen care e pe faz\u0103 la caz de urgen\u021b\u0103 d-asta, \u00a0se ocup\u0103 \u0219i le duce pe toate acas\u0103 la restul vecinilor, deci nu chiar ca Bucure\u0219tenii), c\u0103-l prindea ploaia.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218i a plouat rau? \u00eentreb circumspect.<\/p>\n<p>-A plouat de nu se mai vedea nimic, \u00a0c\u00e2t a durat.<\/p>\n<p>-Super, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00a0te-a f\u0103cut flea\u0219c\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, tat\u0103, c\u0103 eu am combinizon de cauciuc. \u00a0Lui T. \u00eei lu\u0103 v\u00e2ntul\u00a0<strong>umbrela\u00a0<\/strong> \u0219i-l ud\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la piele.<\/p>\n<p>He-he, nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 are combinizon d-\u0103la de ploaie, plm, eu \u0219i frate-meu \u00eei facem cadouri de ziua lui tablet\u0103, telefon, al dracului dac\u0103 ne-a trecut prin cap vreodata s\u0103-i lu\u0103m un d-\u0103la, c\u0103 de tablete are nevoie. \u0218i s\u0103 vede\u021bi de ce zic asta. C\u0103 de unde \u00eel are? I l-a adus fin\u0103-s\u0103u din\u00a0<strong>Italia,\u00a0<\/strong>eu nici nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 \u00een \u021bara aia plou\u0103, dar\u0103mite c\u0103 au combinizoane, auzi.<\/p>\n<p>Familia noastr\u0103 cam \u0219tie ce e aia furtuna, dar mereu am tratat-o mai la mi\u0219to.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen &#8217;65 ( parc\u0103) tata mare a plecat dup\u0103 tata, care &#8211; umm, era cu vacile pe lunca Oltului , pe timpul unei furtuni, tot cam a\u0219a. Nu era meteo, nu erau prognoze, nici multe altele. Motiv pentru care \u0219i-a luat un tr\u0103znet \u00eentre urechi, care l-a l\u0103sat surd de am\u00e2ndou\u0103 \u0219i-n com\u0103 1 lun\u0103, sau 3, nu mai \u021bin minte.<\/p>\n<p>Ai zice c\u0103 ne-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat minte \u00a0dar mai \u0219tiu eu dou\u0103 ocazii c\u00e2nd pe ai mei i-a f\u0103cut ploaia ciuciulete, de aproape i-a b\u0103gat \u00een spital.<\/p>\n<p>Pe mine m-a prins odat\u0103 \u0219i m-am ad\u0103postit \u00eentr-un \u0219ant, sub ni\u0219te tufe, de aproape m-a \u00eenecat. Eram copil, dar ca \u0219i acum credeam c\u0103 umbrela e un scut care nu se-nsp\u0103im\u00e2nteaz\u0103 de&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alt\u0103 dat\u0103 umblam cu o cad\u0103 de metal \u00een spinare &#8211; nu mai \u0219tiu de ce, motive obiective, evident, \u0219i-a tr\u0103znit undeva \u00eentr-o anten\u0103 din apropiere &#8211; din fericire, altfel puteam s\u0103 spun acum c\u0103 sunt surd pe linie ereditar\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 ce \u0219tiu e c\u0103 desc\u0103rcarea electric\u0103 a avut ceva influen\u021be \u00een jur c\u0103 m-a electrocutat cada \u0219i m-am t\u0103v\u0103lit pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n<p>Poa&#8217; s\u0103 fie avertizare de ploaie cu c\u00e2ini \u0219i pisici, \u00eemi iau frumos adida\u0219ii mei de p\u00e2nz\u0103 \u0219i, dac\u0103-i var\u0103, tot \u00een tricou plec de-acas\u0103 \u0219i poate-poate \u00eemi aduc aminte s\u0103 iau umbrela, ca s\u0103 aibe v\u00e2ntul ce s\u0103-mi rup\u0103. Iarna \u00eemi iau adida\u0219ii de piele.<\/p>\n<p>Nici nu am combinizon de cauciuc \u0219i n-a\u0219 purta vreodat\u0103 a\u0219a ceva, c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t cu spume.<\/p>\n<p>Sau cizme, cine dracului se \u00eencal\u021b\u0103 \u00een cizme? \u0102stea-s haine de mers la pe\u0219te, nu de ie\u0219it prin ora\u0219 gen.<\/p>\n<p>Am un apartament la un etaj destul de sus \u0219i cam asta e singura m\u0103sur\u0103 de precau\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cam asta e. La un caz de cataclism\u0103 v\u0103d eu pe unde scot c\u0103ma\u0219a. M\u0103 descurc, vorba aia . Cam cum m-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat tata \u0219i tata mare. Lol<\/p>\n<p>Nu face\u021b&#8217; ca noi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu vreau sa scriu aici despre faptul ca a fost alarma fals\u0103 de cataclism \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i, na, furtuna a dezam\u0103git prin neprezentare. 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