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Asta e despre prima umbr\u0103 de mahmureal\u0103 din via\u021ba mea c\u00e2nd m-am sim\u021bit mai bine dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte s\u0103 m-apuc s\u0103 beau.<\/p>\n

V\u0103 spun direct, dac\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi adul\u021bi, face\u021bi-v\u0103 un bine \u0219i nu citi\u021bi asta c\u0103 sunt aproape convins c\u0103 nu reu\u0219i\u021bi s\u0103 pricepe\u021bi ce spun \u0219i mai e \u0219i faptul c\u0103 viciile-s mai greu de controlat \u00een perioada adolescen\u021bei. \u00a0E unul din textele \u0103lea care crezi c\u0103-s foarte clare \u0219i \u00een\u021belegi ideea, c\u0103 poate \u00a0te identifici cu ea, dar \u00een\u021belegi gre\u0219it \u0219i ai s\u0103 vezi mai t\u00e2rziu de ce. Spun asta c\u0103 eu m-am apucat de b\u0103ut (industrial) pe la 13 ani \u0219i m-am l\u0103sat de b\u0103ut ( industrial) pe la 21.<\/p>\n

Eu fac ce \u021bine de mine, adic\u0103 s\u0103 nu dau share nic\u0103ieri la asta, a\u0219 fi putut foarte frumos s\u0103 nu scriu textul, ar fi fost mai etic a\u0219a, dar mie nu prea \u00eemi pas\u0103 de etic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Context<\/strong><\/p>\n

De c\u00e2teva zile am mai multe chestii de facut dec\u00e2t timp \u0219i se vede. Plm, se vede c\u0103 nu am mai scris nimic pe aci, lol?<\/p>\n

Expresia \u201dMai iau o pauza\u201d se reduce tot \u00een\u0103untrul \u00a0diagonalei \u00a0laptopului. Mai scriu un comentariu pe undeva, mai raspund cuiva pe Whatsap si revin la oile mele.<\/p>\n

Cine ar fi crezut ca s\u0103 ai un job cu \u021binut \u0219edinte, traininguri, f\u0103cut powerpointuri, exceluri \u0219i alte chestii de retarda\u021bi poate s\u0103 fie mai obositor fizic dec\u00e2t unul \u00een care scrii cod pe care nu \u00eel \u00een\u021belege nimeni \u0219i faci diagrame de software. Nu i-am apreciat niciodata corect pe oamenii \u0103\u0219tia. Credeam c\u0103 munca lor e la mi\u0219to \u0219i c\u0103 freac\u0103 duda aiurea. Ehm , e timpul s-o fac, am s\u0103 vorbesc despre asta cu o alt\u0103 ocazie. Bine, mai e \u0219i-un pic de guturai \u0219i durere \u00een g\u00e2t care n-ajut\u0103. \u00a0Dar \u0103sta e contextul. Jum\u0103tate din el.<\/p>\n

\u00centre timp, ca urma\u0219ii lui Dracula, pentru bani facem orice, c\u0103 dificil nu-i, doar obositor. \u0218i cum eram eu cu creierii at\u00e2t de futu\u021bi de-mi curgea sloboz din urechi, mai cautam din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd escapeuri.\u00a0 Mai scoteam capul pe geam s\u0103 trag o gur\u0103 de aer, dar ce folos c\u00e2nd fereastra d\u0103 c\u0103tre un bulevard din Bucure\u0219ti, mai m\u0103 puneam pe burt\u0103 s\u0103 mai fac 3 flot\u0103ri s\u0103-mi mai circule ni\u0219te s\u00e2nge prin creier, mai beam o oal\u0103 de cafea sau ni\u0219te cola f\u0103r\u0103 zac\u0103r, \u0103stea ultimele func\u021bion\u00e2nd cel mai bine. Cert e c\u0103 asear\u0103 eram \u00eentr-o dispozi\u021bie de a\u0219 fi b\u0103tut pe cineva. Copiii nu mai e voie s\u0103-i ba\u021bi, nevasta – nu se face, c\u0103 \u00een zilele noastre cic\u0103 pleac\u0103 \u0219i te las\u0103 singur \u0219i falit dac\u0103 faci d-\u0103stea, a\u0219a c\u0103 aveam nevoie de un plan mai bun.<\/p>\n

Trebuia s\u0103 \u00eei duc unui prieten un telefon \u0219i-am zis c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot fac drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 la el, s\u0103 fie o vizit\u0103 complet\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 iau \u0219i-o jumate<\/em> de rachiu fran\u021buzesc cu mine. \u00a0Bine, c\u00e2nd aproape am ajuns acolo mi-am dat seama \u00a0c\u0103 \u00a0nu am luat \u0219i telefonul s\u0103 i-l dau omului, dar nu e bai, mai merg o data, \u00a0aveam sticla de la prietenul Remi, asta-i tot ce trebuie. Bine, mi-am dat seama e un fel de a spune c\u0103 m-a \u00eentrebat so\u021bia dac\u0103 am luat \u0219i telefonul, \u0219tii scopul vizitei, aaa… mda. Deci nu.<\/p>\n

Desf\u0103\u0219urarea Ac\u021biunii<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0218i-am b\u0103ut noi responsabil , pahar dup\u0103 pahar, mai vorbind, mai turn\u00e2nd, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu \u0219tiu, cred c\u0103 s-a terminat sau ceva. Oricum, omul vine, st\u0103 oleac\u0103 , dupa care \u0219ti\u021bi voi. \u00a0\u00cen fine, am ajuns acas\u0103 doar pu\u021bin anesteziat, iar aici nu scriu ca s\u0103 fac reclam\u0103 la coniacul \u0103sta sau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun voua c\u0103 ce bun e \u0219i alte alea. Nu, \u00a0doar poate \u00a0c\u0103 nu mai sunt nici eu ce eram. Pe vremuri 250 de grame de t\u0103rie era \u00eenc\u0103lzirea.<\/p>\n

Ce e drept, de ceva vreme respect, oarecum , indica\u021biile cer\u0219et\u0103torilor britanici \u00een materie de b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i nu dep\u0103\u0219esc \u00a014 unit\u0103\u021bi \u00a0s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal<\/a>, probabil nici nu ajung la 7 de cele mai multe ori, c\u0103 dac\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea zice c\u0103 b\u0103utura nu e bun\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 or \u0219ti ei ceva, \u0219i parc\u0103 nu-i plin\u0103 lumea de donatori de ficat. Nu c-a\u0219 mai avea timp de b\u0103ut, adic\u0103 de efectele de dup\u0103 b\u0103ut.<\/p>\n

Intriga<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0218i asta vreau s\u0103 zic. De obicei b\u0103utura nu e bun\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 doare capul de la mahmureal\u0103. De obicei.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 a\u0219teptam, de diminea\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 pu\u021bin capul, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 m\u0103 simt a\u0219a groggy, c\u0103 , de\u0219i nu am b\u0103ut mult, dup\u0103 standardele unui britanic care nu e cercet\u0103tor ci pubber, \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu mai intr\u0103 cum intra, ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

\u0218i a\u0219tept\u0103rile nu mi-au fost \u00een\u0219elate. Era un pic de urm\u0103 de mahmureal\u0103 pe acolo, m\u0103 durea pu\u021bin capul pe la col\u021buri, a\u0219a \u00a0c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi lipsesc vreo 2 tranzistori din schem\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar ce e interesant e c\u0103 era mult, mult mai bine dec\u00e2t zilele trecute. Azi am avut la fel de munc\u0103 ca ieri \u0219i alalt\u0103ieri, dar m-am mi\u0219cat mai repede dac\u0103 scriu textul \u0103sta, nu? \u0218i mi-a revenit \u0219i vocea, de\u0219i nu-s sigur c\u0103 b\u0103utura a avut ceva de-aface cu asta \u0219i parc\u0103 sunt alt om .<\/p>\n

nonConcluzia<\/strong><\/p>\n

N-am b\u0103ut niciodat\u0103 alcool ca s\u0103 m\u0103 vindec de ceva. Mint, am b\u0103ut \u00een clasa a VIII-a vin fiert cu semin\u021be de varz\u0103 ( leacuri b\u0103be\u0219ti, de la \u021bar\u0103) ca s\u0103 \u00eemi treac\u0103 bubatul ( pojarul) mai repede, s\u0103 pot s\u0103 merg la olimpiada de geografie. \u00a0De trecut nu mi-a trecut, dar nu mi-a mai p\u0103sat \u0219i am ajuns la olimpiada aia beat cri\u021b\u0103 \u0219i plin de bubat. \u00a0Am zis c\u0103 am b\u0103ut o oal\u0103 de 2 kile? Ce s-o fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat dup\u0103 cu restul de elevi afla\u021bi \u00een jurul meu nu \u0219tiu, presupun c\u0103 nimic grav.<\/p>\n

Da-n restul vie\u021bii mele am b\u0103ut alcool fie de gust, fie ca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103t cri\u021b\u0103, fie ca s\u0103 observ \u0219i s\u0103 cresc cantitatea pe care pot s-o beau f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103t. Asta ultima \u0219tiu c\u0103 sun\u0103 cam ciudat, dar v-am spus c\u0103 la anumite v\u00e2rste \u00een\u021belegi lucrurile un pic altfel \u0219i de ce nu e nimic \u00a0pentru copii \u00een textul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n

Ce e clar e c\u0103 \u00a0nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 te po\u021bi trata cu alcool de dureri de cap \u0219i tensiune muscular\u0103 de la statul pe scaun, \u00eencordat.<\/p>\n

Nici nu cred c\u0103-i un tratament eficient, ca s\u0103 \u00a0o spun pe a dreapt\u0103. Da, plm, a durat \u00a0vreo 2 ore \u0219i jum\u0103tate tratamentul \u0103sta, c\u0103 na, e cu socializare, \u00a0nu pot s\u0103 beau singur, pe urma zice lumea c\u0103-s alcoolic, sau ceva, \u0219i-o noapte de somn. Nop\u021bi de somn am mai avut eu, dar nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 mereu .<\/p>\n

Mai bun ar fi un masaj, probabil, dar am un antifeti\u0219 pe tema asta \u0219i nu suport s\u0103 umble cineva cu m\u00e2inile pe mine \u0219i eu s\u0103 fiu cu spatele, iar \u0103la fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 are sens doar dac\u0103 e cu sex.<\/p>\n

\u0218i mai bun probabil c\u0103 ar fi un joint, dar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia e ilegal \u0219i nu-l pot cump\u0103ra de la magazin, \u00een timp ce alcoolul nu e. A\u0219a c\u0103 aia e. Cum s-ar spune: \u201dAlcool pentru uz sanitar\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Asta e despre prima umbr\u0103 de mahmureal\u0103 din via\u021ba mea c\u00e2nd m-am sim\u021bit mai bine dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte s\u0103 m-apuc s\u0103 beau. V\u0103 spun direct, dac\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571],"tags":[991,1009,2108,2107],"class_list":["post-9596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","tag-alcool","tag-coniac","tag-relax","tag-vicii"],"views":2480,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/DSC_2000-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2uM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9596"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9598,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9596\/revisions\/9598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}